Love, Lust, and Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

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Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two

Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"

Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go

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Love: Sex every night

Lust: Sex 5 times a night

Marriage: What's sex?

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Love: French perfume

Lust: Brut aftershave

Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."

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Love: Long drives through the countryside

Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout

Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat