Godrej Group
Started in 1897 as a locks manufacturing company, the Godrej Group is currently one of the most accomplished and diversified business houses in India. The Godrej brand straddles across various products, including locks, cupboards, refrigerators, hair dye, edible oil and soaps. In 1930, Godrej became the first company in the world to develop the technology to manufacture soap using vegetable oils.

Tata Group
The Tata brand represents assurance, reliability, a sense of nationalism (and) value for money, irrespective of the product, whether it is a wrist watch, tea, salt, a piece of software or a car. The Tata Group was established by Jamset ji Tata in the second half of the 19th century. Top brands from the Tata stable include Indica, Tanishq, Titan, Voltas and Tetley.

Bajaj Group
The Bajaj brand is well-known in over a dozen countries in Europe, Latin America, the US and Asia. Founded in 1926, at the height of India's movement for independence from the British, the group has an illustrious history. Jamnalal Bajaj, founder of the group, was a close confidant and disciple of Mahatma Gandhi. In fact, Gandhi ji had adopted him as his son.

TVS Group
The name TVS is synonymous with automobiles. The TVS Group is the largest industrial group in South India. Originating as a transport company in 1911, it now comprises over 35 companies that operate in diverse fields such as automotive component manufacturing, automotive dealerships and electronics.

Wadias Group
The Wadias' first venture, over 250 years ago, was in the area of ship-building, more than 355 ships were designed and built by the Wadia, including men-of-war for the British Navy. In 1879, Nowrosjee Wadia set his sights on India’s mushrooming textile industry. The Bombay Dyeing & Manufacturing Co Ltd was born on August 23, 1879. More than a company, a legacy was born.

Hindustan Unilever Ltd
Hindustan Lever Ltd, now Hindustan Unilever Ltd - has famous brands like Pears, Lux and Vim to its portfolio. Vanaspati was launched in 1918 and the famous Dalda brand came to the market in 1937. In 1931, Unilever set up its first Indian subsidiary, Hindustan Vanaspati Manufacturing Company, followed by Lever Brothers India Limited (1933) and United Traders Limited (1935). These three companies merged to form HLL in November 1956.

Cadbury
Cadbury began its operations in 1948 - by importing chocolates and then re-packing them before distribution in the Indian market. Some of the key brands are Dairy Milk, 5 Star, Perk, Éclairs and Celebrations. Cadbury enjoys a value market share of over 70%. Since 1965 Cadbury has also pioneered the development of cocoa cultivation in India.

TTK Group
The TTK Group was started in 1928 by T. T. Krishnamachari, and is still largely owned by the family. The TTK Group has been associated with several brands, which are now household names in the country, such as Prestige Pressure Cookers, Woodward's Gripe Water, Kohinoor, Brylcreem and Kiwi Shoe polishes.

Kirloskar Group
The Kirloskar Group launched its first iron plough, pump and engine - inventions that were devised from the need of the hour and went on to become signs of the time. The Kirloskar story starts with Laxmanrao Kirloskar, the founder. A highlight of the early history of the group is Kirloskarvadi , India 's first industrial township.

ITC
ITC was incorporated on August 24, 1910 under the name of 'Imperial Tobacco Company of India Limited'. ITC has a diversified presence in cigarettes, hotels, paperboards & specialty papers, packaging, agri-business, packaged foods & confectionery, information technology, branded apparel and greeting cards. The company's ownership progressively Indianised, and the name of the company was changed to I.T.C. Limited in 1974.

Cadila
Cadila was founded in 1952 - The dawn of 50s ushered in an era of awakening. Having broken free from the bondage of dormant history, a need arose for the country to be self-sufficient in all spheres. With the entire nation gearing up to make India self reliant, Ramanbhai B. Patel, founder, turned an entrepreneur, determined to contribute his share by setting up a pharmaceutical company.

Murugappa Group
Murugappa Group has its origins in 1900 - when Dewan Bahadur A M Murugappa Chettiar established a money-lending and banking business in Burma. The Murugappa Group strategically moved its assets back to India and restarted from scratch in the 1930s. Starting with a sandpaper plant, the Group forayed into making steel safes, and then into manufacturing. It set up an insurance company, and bought a rubber plantation.

Indian Oil Corporation Ltd
Indian Oil Corporation Ltd was born on September 1, 1964 - with the merger of Indian Refineries Ltd. with Indian Oil Company Ltd. IOC top brands include Servo lubricants and Indane LPG - used in 40 million homes as cooking fuel and commands over 48% market share in the country. Indian Oil Corporation is now a Fortune 500 company.

Ambassador
Ambassador was the first car to be manufactured in India - Amby has been ruling the Indian roads ever since its inception in 1948. Originally based on Morris Oxford (United Kingdom, 1948), the Ambassador has been undergoing a series of changes, adapting to customer expectations. Amby largely remains the "official" car of India, ferrying babus and netas alike. Ambassador, the only automobile to ply Indian roads for more than five decades now, has carved a special niche for itself in the passenger car segment.

Brands of INDIA

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Godrej Group Started in 1897 as a locks manufacturing company, the Godrej Group is currently one of the most accomplished and diversified bu...
chupake se kahin, dheeme paanv se
jaane kis taraf, kis ghadi
aage badh gaye hamse raahon mein
par tum toh abhi the yahin
kuchh bhi na suna, kab ka tha gila
kaise keh diya alvida

jinake darmiya gujri thi kabhi
kal tak yeh meri zindagi
dono baahon ko, thandi chaanv ko
hum bhi kar chale alvida
alvida, alvida, meri raahein alvida
meri saansein kehati hai, alvida
alvida, alvida, ab kehna aur kya
jab tune keh diya, alvida


sunle bekhabar, yun ankhein pher kar aaj tu chali ja
dhundegi nazar humko hi magar har jagah
aisi raaton mein leke karvate, yaad hamein karna
aur phir haar kar kehna kyun magar, keh diya alvida alvida

koi puchhe toh zara, kya socha aur kaha alvida
alvida, alvida, ab kehna aur kya
jab tune keh diya, alvida

Hum they dil jale, phir bhi dil kahe
kaash mere sang aaj hote tum agar, hoti har dagar gulsita
tumse hain khafa, hum naraaz hai, dil hai pareshaan
socha na suna tune kyun bhala keh diya alvida alvida

koi puchhe toh zara, kya socha aur kaha alvida
alvida, alvida, ab kehna aur kya
Ab hum bhi kar chale Alvidaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

VIA: EMAIL (PRIYA JAIN)
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

The husband says, "What?"

The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.

So, the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.

She can't decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn't care.

She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "But you don't even play tennis! Well, okay if you like it then let's get it. You deserve the best for Christmas."

The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, "I am ready to go, let's go to the cash register." The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while."

The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
Aisa Nahi Ke Hum Ko Mohabbat Nahi Mili
Jaisi Chahte The Hum Ko Woh Ulfat Nahi Mili

Milne Ko Zindagi Mein Kya Hamsafar Mile
Par Un Ki Tabiyat Se Tabiyat Nahi Mili

Chehreo Mein Doosron Ke Tumhein Dhondhte Rahe
Soorat Nahi Milli Kahin Seerat Nahi Mili

Bahut Der Se Aaya Tu Mere Paas Kya Kahoon
Alfaaz Dhondne Ki Bhi Mohlat Nahi Mili

Tujh Ko Gila Raha Ke Tawajjah Na Di Tujhe
Lekin Hamhein Khud Apni Mohabbat Nahi mili

Har Shakhs Zindagi Mein Bahut Der Se Mila
Koi Bhi Cheez Waqat-e-Zaroorat Nahi Mili

Hum Ko To Teri Aadat Achhi Lagi
Afsos Ke Tujh Se Meri Aadat Nahi Mili
Door ho kar bhi pas hai tu,
Haqiqat to nahi par ahsas hai tu,

Tere bare mai aur kya likhe ,
Marte hue insan ki sans hai tu,

Tadap te hue honto ki pyas hai tu,
Ankho mai base hai voh jazbat hai tu,

Likhna to bahut chahte hai par jante hai...
Zyada likha hua dekh kar kuch udas hai tu....
Na Neend Ati Hain Na Chain Ata Hai
Koi Tu Batahe Aisa Kyun Hota Hain
Chalte Chalte Qadam Rukh Jate Hain
Jaise Koi Awaz De Raha Hota Hain
Chehra To Nazar Nahi Ata Hain
Lakin Kisi Ka Ehsas Wahan Hota hain
Apno Ki Mehfil Main Beygana Lagta Hoon
Sub Ke Hote Hue Dil Na Jane
Kisi Ko Doond Raha Hota Hain
Koi Tu Batahe Aisa Kyun Hota Hain
Koi Tu Bataye Aisa Kyoun Hota Hain
Kya Samjo Is Dewane Pan Ko Main
Jo har lamha Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Raha Hota Hain
Koi Tu Bataye Aisa Kyun Hota Hain
Koi Tu Bataye Aisa Kyun Hota Hain
Aisa Kyoun HOTa hain

Aisa Kyoun HOTa hain

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Na Neend Ati Hain Na Chain Ata Hai Koi Tu Batahe Aisa Kyun Hota Hain Chalte Chalte Qadam Rukh Jate Hain Jaise Koi Awaz De Raha Hota Hain Che...
- Hindi -
A Kya Bolti Tu?
A Kya Mai Bolu?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?



- English -
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?



- Sanskrit -
[This is too good]
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi?
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh?
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?



- Punjabi -
A ! ke boldi tu;?
A ke mein bolan?;
Sunh
Sunha
Chaldi khandala
Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala
Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj
Karenge, Aur Ki ?


- Gujarati -
Aye shun bole tu?
Aye hun shun bolu?
Sambhal
Sambhlaav
Aave chey su khandaalaa?
Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?
Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,
beeju shun?



- Marathi -
Aye kaai tu mhantes?
Aye kaai mi mhanhu?
Aik
Aikav
Yetes kai khandaalaa?
Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?
Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa, nachuyaa, aish
karuyaa, aankhin kai?



- Kashmiri -
Heey, kya chaakh wannan?
Heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy?
Booz
Wanoo
Pakha telle khandalaa;
Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaa
Pherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh
karav, beyy kya?



- Konkani -
Aye ! kitte sangta tu?
Aye ! aao kite sangu?
Saang
Saangta
Khandalaa yeta ghi?
Khandalaa yevun kithe kharche?
Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikithe?



- Bengali -
Ei ki bolis tui?
Ei ki ar boli?
Shon
Shonaa !
Jabi ki khondalaa
K! i kori giye khondalaa
Are, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?



- Malayalam -
Aye yendhu parayunnu?
Aye nyan yedhu parayaan?
Keku
Parayu
Varinno khandala?
Yendu cheyyan .. Nyaan vannittu Khandaala?
Karangam, chuttam, paadam, aadam, maja cheyyam,verendha?



- Telugu -
Aye, ainte chaepphuta vu?
Aye,ainte chaepala?
Vinu
Chaeppu
Wastava Khandala
Yem Chesedhi? vacchi Khandala
Thiruguthamu, eguruthamu, aadthaamu, paadthaamu,maja
chesthamu inkemi?



- Sindhi -
Aye cha thi c! haen tu?
Aye Maan chaa chavan?
Budh
Budhai
Acheti cha khandaalaa?
Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?
Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,
Nachandasi,aaish kan! dasi, byo cha?



- Magahi - (BIHARI)
A ki bolahin tu?
A kya boliyuow hum?
Sun
Sunaow
Aaimahi ki khandala
Ki kariaow aake hum khandala
Gumbai, Phir! bai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur ki



- Assamese -
ey ki kua tumi?
ey ki kom moi?
sun
suna
ahibi ki khandala?
ki korim aahi moi kahandalaa
are ghurim,phirim,nasim,gaam,khub phurti korim aru ki?



- Tamil -
Enna solre?
Ennatha solla?
mudalla kelu,
sari sollu
Kandala variya
kandala poi enna panrathu
Vera enna .oor suthuvom aaduvom paaduvom jalsa pannuvom
Age 2 Yrs: Nurse Ko ankh mari..

Age 3 Yrs: Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa

Age 4 Yrs: Ghar walon ki naak mein dum

Age 5 Yrs: Neighbours ki bell Baja ke bhagaaa..

Age 6 Yrs: School mein Teacher ko line mari..

Age 7 Yrs: Exam mein cheating karni seekhi

Age 8 Yrs: Papa ki Pocket se Purse gayab...

Age 9 Yrs: Pirated cd's Ka dhaanda...

Age 10 Yrs: Papa Ki car Road pe..

Age 11 Yrs: Road waley apney apney Gharoon per..

Age 12 Yrs: Raat ko subah, subah ko raat....

Age 13 Yrs: Club jana shuru

Age 14 Yrs: Padosi ki beti Le kar Faraar...

Age 15 Yrs: Cigarettes ki duniya ka baadshah..

Age 16 Yrs: College mein admission

Age 17 Yrs: Whisky & Vodka ki dunya mein new name..

Age 18 Yrs: Ab shareef hogaya hooon!koi shrarat nahin karta so make me ur frnd..


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Yeh Meri Kahani

by on 1:52:00 PM
Age 2 Yrs: Nurse Ko ankh mari.. Age 3 Yrs: Uncle ki Cigarette lay kar bhagaa Age 4 Yrs: Ghar walon ki naak mein dum Age 5 Yrs: Neighbours ki...
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day & announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day! What do you think it means?"


With certainty in his voice, the man said, "You'll know tonight."


That evening the man came home with a small package & handed it to his wife. With anxious anticipation the woman quickly opened the package to find a book entitled - "The meaning of Dreams".

Dream

by on 1:49:00 PM
A woman awoke excitedly on Valentine's Day & announced enthusiastically to her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pear...
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?"


"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life." Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.


The child thought about this for a moment,then said, " So, why is the groom wearing black?"

Wedding

by on 1:46:00 PM
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because ...
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"


"Why?" she asks.


"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Lost Wife

by on 1:45:00 PM
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked,"You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Ca...
All ants were bathing in a pool. Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool. All ants get out of water. One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants start shouting at him.

Now the question is what do they tell him???

Socho socho...





Socho socho.....






All ants start saying....
"DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALE KO...."

VIA: EMAIL (AJAY PATHAK)
Every time in my orkut
I see you. I scrap you.
That is how I know you
go on...

Far across the Scrap Book
And testimonials between us
You have come to show you. Go on..

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
Once more you logged on
And you're here in my scrap book
And my scrap book will go on and on

Testimonials can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're friends

Love was when I saw your friends list
One true time I held on her 'about me',
In my life I'll surely view her/his profile

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the friends list does go on
There is some amazing profile that will not
go away

You're here, there's so much to fear,
And I know that my friend will know I checked her/him out

We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my friends list
And my friends list will go on and on..



VIA: VS RAWAT (Not Penned By Me. Just Forwarding EMAIL)
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.

Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.

The card said nothing but "Nescafe."

Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."

Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mum figured by now the messages are in the advertisements...so off she went to the local store, and found a package of Benson & Hedeges and it read:

"Extra Long. King Size".

She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a week, nothing.. Another week went by, and still, nothing.

Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mum took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.

The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mum fainted.

3 Postcards

by on 5:03:00 PM
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mum was a bit worried about how their s...
Celebration means...
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.

Celebration means...
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.

Celebration means...
Maggi noodles
Your friends
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.

Celebration means...
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.

Celebration means...
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.

Celebration means...
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members.

You can spend
Hundreds on birthdays,
Thousands on festivals,
Lakhs on weddings,

But to celebrate
All you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.
Lets promise to keep in touch with our loved ones....

Celebration....

by on 4:44:00 PM
Celebration means... A winter evening. Four friends. One barsaat. Four glasses of chai. Celebration means... Hundred bucks of petrol. A rust...
Narayana Murthy's views on staying late in the office :


It's half past 8 in the office , but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing...and who's at work? Most of them???

Take a closer look... All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race...

Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors... and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!Any guesses???

Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home... here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee . thats is why I am working late... importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the scene in most research centres and software companies and other off-shore offices. Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office , just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...

Now what r the consequences... read on.

"Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture. With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).

They aren't helping things too...To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!! Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is... and that's when the problem starts... because u start having commitments at home too.

For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become a "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regulartime... after doing the same amount of work. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers...

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it". All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they w ould have to regret at one point of time .

So what's the moral of the story??

o Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!

o Never put in extra time " *unless really needed *"

o Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

There are hundred other things to do in the evening… Learn music... Learn a foreign language... try a sport...TT, cricket.........importantly Get a girl friend take him/her around town...

And for heaven's sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.

Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: "Life's calling, where are you?

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My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until your father gets home."


My Mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when we get home!"


My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE: "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"


My Mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why." & "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to The store with me."


My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."


My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD: "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."


My Mother taught me ESP: "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"


My Mother taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."


My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."


My Mother taught me about SEX: "How do you think you got here?"


My Mother taught me about GENETICS: "You're just like your father."


My Mother taught me about my ROOTS: "Do you think you were born in a barn?"


My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE: "When you get to be my age, you will understand."


My Mother taught me about JUSTICE: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."


My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."


My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying and I'll *give* you something to cry about."


My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"


My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you *look* at the dirt on the back of your neck!"


My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."


My mother taught me about WEATHER: "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."


My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS: "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"


My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times: Don't Exaggerate!!!"


My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."


My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"


My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
ONE : If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose", "sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.

TWO : To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE : If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and pestering your pals later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting into!!

FOUR : Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them - right.

FIVE : Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy/girl looking for new pals in others profiles.

SIX : Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial, etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU WILL SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Please dont junk others scrap book so to get your scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN : If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different ways.

EIGHT : Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

NINE : Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and also other than Orkut, you have better things in this world to get addicted!

TEN : Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Unke chehre ko dekh kar kamal kaun kehta !
Unki har ek ada pe gazal kaun kehta!


Kuch to karishma zaroor hai Mohabbat mein!
Warna inn pattharon ko "Taj Mahal" kaun kehta..!

The Taj Mahal

by on 6:32:00 PM
Unke chehre ko dekh kar kamal kaun kehta ! Unki har ek ada pe gazal kaun kehta! Kuch to karishma zaroor hai Mohabbat mein! Warna inn pattha...