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"To make money we lose our health and then to restore our health we lose money. We live as if we are never going to die and we die as if we never lived."

Think For A Moment!

by Devesh Prabhu on 1:32:00 PM

"To make money we lose our health and then to restore our health we lose money. We live as if we are never going to die and we die as i...

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children, & lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles & walks up to it. He takes out an Empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my Children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed & still full of beer. He takes the Bottle, puts it aside, & says "Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were Not involved...."

I know you were Not involved...

by Devesh Prabhu on 11:00:00 PM

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife...

An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick.

The evangelist said.. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, & raise your left hand."

The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, & closed his eyes.

His wife saw what he did, & slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"

Divine Healing

by Devesh Prabhu on 12:11:00 PM

An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said.. "For those of you who ar...

It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!
His Name is Zenkey!

Result of Love Marriage

by Devesh Prabhu on 12:51:00 PM

It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer! His Name is Zenkey !

Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop & think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress, $5000.
Tux rental, $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a 3-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to women who can handle it, & to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Why Men are never Depressed

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:19:00 PM

Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plan...

REQUEST TO CIRCULATE

We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/numbers stored in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our near & dear ones?

In case we are involved in an accident or have a heart-attack the people attending us get hold of our mobile phone, but don't know which number to call to inform our family members.

Yes, there are many numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency?

For this reason, we must have one or more telephone numbers stored under the name ICE (In case of Emergency) in our mobile phones.

Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching quickly.

It is simple, an important method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, just store the number of a contact person or person who should be contacted at during emergency as "ICE" meaning (In Case of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when they went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call.

He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose.

Following a disaster in London, the East Anglican Ambulance Service has launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign.

In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel & hospital staff would then be able to quickly contact your next of kin, by simply dialing the number stored as "ICE".

Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2, and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our mobile phones today! Please forward to all your nearest & dearest.

[VIA: Email: Madhu Bala]

ICE (In case of Emergency)

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:22:00 PM

REQUEST TO CIRCULATE We all carry our mobile phones with hundreds of names/numbers stored in its memory but yet nobody, other than ourselves...

Aadmi Ki Car se takra kar 1 kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use ghar le gaya, Pinjre me rakha.

Kabutar ko hosh ayaa aur bola "AAILA JAIL, Wo Car wala mar gaya kya??"

Attitude

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:03:00 PM

Aadmi Ki Car se takra kar 1 kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use ghar le gaya, Pinjre me rakha. Kabutar ko hosh ayaa aur bola "AAILA JAIL...

Know your Bank Note

by Devesh Prabhu on 11:02:00 AM

Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G." kyon kehti hain?

Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain; Aur sabke saamne "Abey Gadhe" nahin keh sakti. Isliye, short form main bulati hain....

"A. G."... ........ Sunte Ho???

Biwiyan.............Why they say "A G"......?

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:57:00 PM

Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G." kyon kehti hain? Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain; Aur sabke saamne "Abey Gadhe" nahin...

Wake up Hyderabad! Police Campaign (1)

by Devesh Prabhu on 1:13:00 PM

Wake up Hyderabad! Police Campaign (2)

by Devesh Prabhu on 1:06:00 PM

Doobte hue aadmi ne
Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko
Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao"
Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche
Rassi fenki aur kaha aaoo....

Nadi mein dobta hua aadmi
Rassi nahi pakad pa raha tha
Rah rah kar chillaa raha tha
Mein marna nahi chahta
Zindagi badi mehengi hai
Kal hi to meri ek MNC mein naukri lagi hai..

Itna sunte hi pul par chalte
Aadmi ne apni rassi kheench li
Aur bhagte bhagte wo MNC gaya
Usne wahan ke HR ko bataya ki
Abhi abhi ek aadmi doobkar mar gaya hai
Aur is tarah aapki company mein
Ek jagah khali kar gaya hai...

Mein berozgaar hoon muje le lo...
HR boli dost tumne aane me der kar di,
ab se kuch der Pehle humne us aadmi ko lagaya hai
Jo usse dhakka de kar tumse pehle yahan aaya hai !!!

Height of recession...

by Devesh Prabhu on 11:35:00 AM

Doobte hue aadmi ne Pull par chalte hue aadmi ko Aawaz lagayi "bachao bachao" Pull par chalte aadmi ne neeche Rassi fenki aur kaha...

Santa's wife was expecting & the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy & was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was transferred to another city & had to join office immediately. Before going, he asked his father-in-law to send a telegram confirming birth of his son, but in order to avoid giving party to his office colleagues, he asks his father-in-law to write "the watch has arrived" & he will understand that the son is born.

The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a cute little baby girl. Now Santa's father-in-law didn't know what to do.. If he writes "the watch has arrived" Santa will think he has got a Son. If he writes "watch has not arrived" Santa will get worried that something serious has happened, but being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution & sends the telegram.

Santa received the telegram, opened it eagerly and reads "The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing".

"The watch has arrived, but the pendulum is missing"

by Devesh Prabhu on 9:56:00 PM

Santa's wife was expecting & the baby was due any day. Santa was very confident it would be a boy & was looking forward to the D...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking?
Helloooooooo, her husband speaks English!

No speak Inglisch...

by Devesh Prabhu on 9:23:00 PM

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did m...

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