Why Girls are Better than Boys - Their Perspective
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- We never ejaculate prematurely.
- We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
- When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic.
- Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- We can cry and get off speeding fines.
- We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
- We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
- We know the truth about whether size matters.
- New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
- If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil.
- Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
- We can sleep our way to the top.
- Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
- It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
- No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
- It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy.
- If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
- We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
- If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
- We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
- Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Why girls are better than boys
by
Devesh Prabhu
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