3 Postcards
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe."
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mum figured by now the messages are in the advertisements...so off she went to the local store, and found a package of Benson & Hedeges and it read:
"Extra Long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a week, nothing.. Another week went by, and still, nothing.
Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mum took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mum fainted.
Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but "Nescafe."
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop."
Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mum figured by now the messages are in the advertisements...so off she went to the local store, and found a package of Benson & Hedeges and it read:
"Extra Long. King Size".
She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a week, nothing.. Another week went by, and still, nothing.
Then, after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: "British Airways". Mum took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages, fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline.
The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
Mum fainted.
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