Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota

Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota
Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi
Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol la Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Abhas
Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua
Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus ke charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua
Sun kar hamari baat wo aise Uchal pare
Ignesium Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur ham Chup rahe Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker
Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah
------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
Pretty / handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.


----------FEBRUARY BABY--------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality & abstract. Intelligent & clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy & humble. Honest & loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive & easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring & stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams & hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment & leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious & ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. sexy. Affectionate Shy & reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous & sympathetic. Loves peace & serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative & returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant & assesses others.


------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave & compromising. Funny & humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm & cool. Kind & sympathetic. Concerned & detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever & knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer evryone up & / or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself & others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy / girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure & traveling. Systematic. hott but has brains.


-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn & hard-hearted. Strong-willed & highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others & loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically & mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear & neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature & the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.


------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality & are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends & be outgoing. You are a great flirt & more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, & may one day become a famous actor / actress yourself - heck, you've got the looks for it.


----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom & to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental & unpredictable. Moody & easily hurt. Witty & sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical & unnecessary things. Guides others physically & mentally. Sensitive & forms impressions carefully. Caring & loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary & sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past & the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.


------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud & boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with & talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking & singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.


------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active & dynamic. Decisive & haste but tends to regret. Attractive & affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly & solves people's problems. Brave & fearless. Adventurous. Loving & caring. Suave & generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself & others. Loves to travel & explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand.


---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner & physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave & fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest & sexiest of them all.


---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy & loyal. Very passionate & dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy & mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner & outer beauty & independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional & temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily & very social in a group. Fearless & independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind.


---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking person possible... better than all of these other months! Loyal & generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games & interactions. Impatient & hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite & soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy & always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny & humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. loves music. pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.

Which Baby R U?

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------------JANUARY BABY-------------------- Pretty / handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to...
Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, the King came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked. This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Land, unhappy and gloomy, while

A lowly servant had so much joy. The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?"

The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much - just a roof over our heads and warm food to fill our tummies."

The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep."

When the servant saw the bag, he took it into his house. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. He wondered, "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!"

He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he was going to have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th gold coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club."

He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra 1 telling to themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing needs and desires. That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."

The 99 Club...

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Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content. One day, the King came upon a serv...
Have u ever heard about LPG gas cylinder's expire date?
How to find LPG cylinder's expiry date?


Very important information.

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders? Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha-numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -

A for March (First Qtr),
B for June (Second Qtr),
C for Sept (Third Qtr), &
D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would means the cylinder can be used till December 2006.

Share this message with everyone you know, UR cooperation can create awareness among the public & avoid some probable accidents.

LPG Cylinders (Expiry)

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Have u ever heard about LPG gas cylinder's expire date? How to find LPG cylinder's expiry date? Very important information. Do you k...





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The first sight of an angel
It's like a diamond glistening in the sun
The most beautiful image I've ever seen
And the first time I saw you
I felt my broken heart being put back together again
I was speechless
I must have been in heaven
For that's where angels exist
I must have been dreaming
For it felt as if we were the only two there
Then I opened my eyes
Awakened from my dreams by a kiss
A kiss from an angel
A kiss from you

KISS

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The first sight of an angel It's like a diamond glistening in the sun The most beautiful image I've ever seen And the first time I s...




Symantec Admits to Serious Hole in its Antivirus Software
By Digital Journal Staff

Digital Journal — Researchers at eEye Digital Security have discovered a serious flaw in Symantec Corp.’s antivirus software that could put millions of computers at risk of a crippling worm attack.

The vulnerability in Symantec’s business security software means an attacker could create a worm capable of taking over a user’s computer and destroying programs and files. The threat has been given a “high” rating because a malicious hacker could exploit the flaw to get on a user’s PC to edit, remove and delete programs and files.

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BMC has decided to shut 122 municipal schools in 179 low-lying areas on days when the sea level is expected to rise higher than four metres this monsoon.

According to the Met department, there will be 18 such days this monsoon. BMC education officer NK Shitole said, "The schools will remain shut on the specified days, as flooding is likely. Teachers of these schools will be required to make up for lost days by taking additional classes on Saturdays."

BMC officials said this step was taken since many students were stranded on July 26 and other high-tide days last year.

"Even private schools in low-lying areas will be asked to remain shut during a rain alert," Shitole said.

BMC's education department officials said they were finalising a plan to ensure the safety of school children in case of floods.

"We are coordinating with various govern- ment agencies and NGOs to provide food and shelter to children stranded during floods. Also, physical trainers of all municipal schools have been given training in emergency rescue operations," said Shitole.
The danger days

June
? June 13 (1.43 pm)
? June 14 (2.56 pm)
? June 16 (3.11 pm)

July
? July 12 (1.23 pm)
? July 13 (2.05 pm)
? July 14 (2.48 pm)
? July 15 (3.31 pm)
? July 16 (4.13 pm)

August
? August 9 (12.16 pm)
? August 10 (12.56 pm)
? August 11 (1.36 pm)
? August 12 (2.17 pm)
? August 13 (2.58 pm)

September
? September 7 (11.48 am)
? September 8 (12.27 pm)
? September 9 (12.52 am and 1.05 pm)
? September 10 (1.38 am and 1.42 pm)
? September 11 (2.25 am and 4.20 pm)

18 Danger Days

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BMC has decided to shut 122 municipal schools in 179 low-lying areas on days when the sea level is expected to rise higher than four metres ...
Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories... So, don't forget to make time and take opportunities to make memories everyday. To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.

Memories

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Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no o...
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout. We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of the Target.

We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.

The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in, "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said.

"What?" Mom asked.

"Let's run through the rain!" She repeated.

"No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied.

This young child waited about another minute an! d repeat ed, "Mom, let's run through the rain."

"We'll get soaked if we do," Mom said.

"No, we won't, Mom. That's not what you said this morning," the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom's arm.

"This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?"

"Don't you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!'"

The entire crowd stopped dead silent. I swear you couldn't hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes.

Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.

"Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. If God let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing," Mom said.

Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case. They got soaked. But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars.

And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.

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Run in the RAIN

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A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of in...
Corporate wear in India is fast coming of age. The Indian woman is learning to abandon the safety of the sari and salwar kameez without getting trapped in the dull and boring business attire of the West. She is also learning to let her hair down during after-work events. There are new rules and options, reveals fashion designer Anita Dongre, who has been in business for 17 years.

According to Anita, who has her own brand of Western wear prêt line for women, called AND, women in India have the diverse and rich asset of Indian textiles, which distinguishes us from women internationally. The 'Power Woman' concept in Manhattan results in most women dressed in dreary black, with hardly a smattering of colour. Anita recommends that the Indian corporate woman develop a style of her own.

This is why she retails clothing wherein each garment is priced separately, she says. She counts on the ingenuity of the customer to pick and put things together in her own special way. Her advice: Do not lose your creative streak, else you will end up looking like a clone.


Go for colour
For starters, avoid avoid the New York-style black suit like the plague. Instead, identify colours and embroideries that work for you, complement your skin type and highlight your best features. Colours like teal blue, turquoise, mustard, leafy green, bottle green, burnt orange, brown, beige and white are good choices for Indian skin tones.


Wardrobe must-haves
~ Work to keep your wardrobe well-stocked with timeless pieces (classics).

These would include knee length kurtas, basic shirts (in white) and straight-fit trousers (in black, grey or brown).

~ Update your wardrobe seasonally with a few fashionable/ trendy pieces, like blouses, stoles, scarves and other accessories. Do, however, avoid chasing trends.

~ Whatever you do, keep away from frills, low necklines, low-waist pants and short skirts for the office.

~Opt for simple styles that you can don and forget about, like shirts.


Know your audience
While dressing up, keep the workplace in mind. If your work place is strictly corporate, it follows that clean lines, unfussy style and conventional wear would be appropriate. But if you work in the media for instance, a certain laidback approach to dressing is a must.


Shopping Tips
~ Buy a few expensive pieces of clothing that you can wear when you have to meet important people. For, as much as one may dislike it, you are judged not by the variety of clothing you own, but also by what you are wearing at that moment.

~ Always try to buy clothing that is of good quality, fits well and falls well. Well-fitted clothes make you look lighter, as well as younger and brighter.

~ If you happen to find a basic piece of clothing, like a shirt that fits well and makes you look like a million bucks, buy it in different colours!

~ Take a friend along and ask her to help you choose what looks best on you.


Accessory Management
While clothes may come and clothes may go, quality accessories are forever. So, invest wisely.

~ As a rule, jewellery for the workplace should be minimal. Avoid mixing metals like gold and silver. A pair of earrings, a chain to match, a bracelet and two finger rings should do.

~ Bindis, mangalsutras, bangles and the like provide an ethnic touch and look best when worn with traditional clothing.

~ Consider good footwear as an investment. When on your feet for the greater part of the day, a comfortable pair of shoes that don't pinch and are elegant to look at is mandatory. Get yourself two pairs to start with (black and brown).


Dress to suit your figure
We Indian women are mainly pear-shaped -- we have wider hips in proportion to our shoulders, as opposed to our Western counterparts. Thus our 'homegrown' ensembles like the sari and salwar kameez drape over our frames more gracefully, as compared to the Western clothing we have adopted.

~ Trousers should be fluid (drape/ fall well), in darker colours (as these recede) and flow straight down to the hem.
Wear these with light-coloured tops.

~ If you have large hips, you should ideally avoid short tops and replace these with tunic tops. Tunics or kurtis end at hip level or mid-thigh.

~ If you are top heavy, say goodbye to lycra and tight tee-shirts. Clingy fabrics like chiffons and georgettes are also out.

Tops with front-button plackets (part where the garment fastens together) are a good investment. Avoid empire line (waistline just below the bust) tops and high necks.

~ If you are short, wear colours that are in the same family from top to bottom. This will help create the illusion of height by not allowing colour blocks to cut your height.

~ If a heavy mid-section is your Achilles' heel, then belts are a big no-no for you.

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Dress 4 Success

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Corporate wear in India is fast coming of age. The Indian woman is learning to abandon the safety of the sari and salwar kameez without gett...
First of all, you must know some of the jargon! The word broadband itself simply is defined as a high speed Internet service that gives you continuous access to the Internet on a consistent basis. Broadband includes a technology called ADSL which stands for Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line and requires a special modem to access the line.

This technology uses standard copper telephone lines to provide Internet access speeds from 1.5 to 9 megabytes per second. DSL technologies or Digital Subscriber Lines use a higher frequency than standard telephone communication.

There are several types of DSL configurations including ADSL or Asymmetrical Digital Subscriber Lines, HDSL or High data rate DSL, and VDSL or Very High Data Rate DSL. A DSL line dynamically increases the capacity of ordinary copper wire. Since the signal is stronger the closer you are to the DSL Access Multiplexor or DSLAM the faster your signal will be the closer you are to the DSL provider's Central Office or distribution point.

DSL lines are typically used for small business and residential customers. Of course as your needs grow, it should be understood; that the more data you need to transfer, the larger the pipe (Internet access line or physical copper wire) you need to transport the data. This is where more sophisticated forms of broadband come in for business use.

The technical terms for this type of broadband is measured by the amount of data that the line transfers. T1 -Transmits data in the range of 1.5 million bits per second and primarily used by small and medium sized business with heavy upload and Internet traffic. A T-1 line is usually leased by bandwidth used. Typical uses are large graphic files, photographs, sound files, music, video, etc. However, your company should evaluate the amount of data and computers that are connected for Internet Access at the same time. T1 lines in the United States carry a 24 pulse code modulation (PCM) signal using time-division multiplexing (TDM).

These lines use copper wire which usually connect major metropolitan areas. There are a number of high quality companies that offer T1 Broadband and you will find that prices do vary so it is important that you compare.

You may also find that your local cable provider may have introduced their version of broadband which actually can emulate one side of a T1 connection. However, you should be aware... You may actually get 1.5 mpbs on the download side, but when you try to upload a file, your bandwidth is cut down to about 1/10th. A cable connection is made for residential customers to surf the Internet with great speed and download files, but not made for you to upload with great speed. This slow upload limit is the major difference between a real T1 line and cable.

There are many types of broadband connections that are much faster circuit than T1, these range from T3 (3 times faster than T1) to OC-48, and a frame relay connection which really are the same thing just MUCH larger pipes (lines) that can transmit the data. I have found while working with broadband providers you really need a persona coach to help guide you through the process.

Not only can personal coaches such as ImageLink Networks guide you through the red tape, the efficiency that comes from our presence and telecom knowledge will save you time and money in the end. It is important to seek an unbiased opinion and research for the best real time price for your T1 line. Broadband is a commodity, and changes as new subscribers come online in specified areas. To make a long story shorter, you are ready for a broadband connection if you are tired of waiting for a standard dial up to connect and download.

Do not be confused, dial up companies use a standard phone line to connect you to their server to bring you an Internet connection. One thing is for sure, if you ever experience a broadband connection via cable, T1, T3, DS-3, or better you will never ever go back to dial up.
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, "I am from Grace University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent," They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words," I am from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.

The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
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RK Parker and Steve Jobs, CEOs of Nike and Apple, announced the first collaboration between the two companies. Eighteen months in the making, Nike Plus is the first of many products from these two much-admired consumer product brands. And while this is a great first step, the big story is what other products the two will introduce over time.

Nike Plus is a technology that allows runner’s shoes to communicate with their iPod Nanos. The Nike+iPod Sport kit consists of a small oval pod that you insert under the liner of your shoe (much like a SIM card), and a small transmitter that attaches to your Nano. The kit will cost $29. You load up your Nano with selections from the iTunes Store’s new Nike Sport Music section, manage your workout on the NikePlus site, put on your Nike Plus gear, and you are good to go.
Final year engineering students who sat down to write their Microwave II paper could not believe their eyes.

The answers to two questions (22 marks) were printed in the paper itself, just below the questions! The 100 overjoyed students, who appeared for the paper, naturally helped themselves to the answers.

This meant they had to score just 18 marks to pass the 100-mark paper. The minimum marks required to pass is 40.

Will get marks
Microwave II is a semester VIII subject of Electronics and Telecommunications and had seven questions.

“I was surprised to find the answers in the question paper. We exchanged glances in the exam centre, but kept our mouths shut,” said a student who did not wish to be named.

A D Sawant, Pro Vice-Chancellor of Mumbai University, admitted that answers were printed in the question paper.

“The question paper was printed just the way the paper setter wrote it, with the answers printed in it. Only the paper setter was privy to the question paper, so no one knew of the mistake. In any case, if students have attempted the question, they will definitely get the marks.” He added the oversight was a first in the university’s 150-year history.

No re-exam
Students of Jondhale Engineering College, Dombivli, one of the four examination centres, were the first to notice the mistake. The college administration then contacted the university and notified them of the error.

“We had to score only 18 more marks as the passing marks are 40. So it was a blessing in disguise for us. But I guess the university will hold a re-exam, which I dread,” said another student.

Most of the students who appeared for the paper are repeaters; the regular students have the revised course.

Yashwant Bhonsale, a paper setter in Veermata Jeejabai Institute of Technology (VJTI), said, "Usually paper setters provide solutions with the question paper in a different envelope, which is sealed. In this case, the solution is given on the question paper itself."

Added Sawant, "This is a major mistake and the university will decide what action would be taken on the paper setter."


SOURCE: Here

Answer paper!

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Final year engineering students who sat down to write their Microwave II paper could not believe their eyes. The answers to two questions (2...
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

A Father's Last Request

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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest so...
My colleague, Erik Larkin, met with Motorola earlier today and hand-carried our evaluation unit back to PC World's offices--where several of us have been eager to get our hands on the much-anticipated Motorola Q (follow the link for more details on the Q and Verizon's service offerings). I snagged it first, and have a few initial thoughts to share about its industrial design.

Like the Razr before it, the Q clearly aims to make a fashion--as well as technophile--statement. Slim and stylish, the silver-hued Q is just 11.5mm thick--less than the Razr, and significantly more compact than competing smartphones from Palm, T-Mobile, HP, and Research in Motion. It would easily slide into a shirt or jacket pocket, and at 4.1 ounces, it won't even leave a dent.





Based on its design, the Windows Mobile 5-based Q is trying to create a new hybrid that draws upon the best elements of the latest smartphones from Palm (maker of the Treo 700 series) and RIM (maker of the BlackBerry 8700 series). It has a BlackBerry-like click wheel to scroll through content, at the upper right corner of the phone. And it has five-way navigational control, plus a QWERTY keyboard and six menu navigation buttons in the center, just like the Palm Treo series has. The menu navigation buttons here are pressure-sensitive and soft, though--a design point that's reminiscent, though not identical to, the flat buttons on the Razr.

As appealing as I found the overall look of the Q--and as impressed as I am with what this phones packs inside its streamlined chassis--I was disappointed by its design in several aspects. The keyboard's lack of a backspace button among the QWERTY keys proved problematic for me. I also found the click-wheel a bit stiff, and the soft key panel surprisingly tough on my fingers to navigate--in part because of the width of the unit (as compared with the more palm-friendly Palm Treo 700), and in part because I found it annoying to move over the deep rim surrounding the five-way nav control to the two upper soft keys. Those soft keys, to the right and left of the five-way nav control are integral for navigation. And given the unit's lack of a touchscreen, how your hand responds to the feel of the buttons will determine how much you enjoy using the Q.

Another gripe: The position of the mini-USB port. I know I've often used a cell phone while it's tethered to an outlet, getting its necessary juice. However, the mini-USB port--which doubles as the power port--is awkwardly situated on the lower left of the Q. This is incovenient if you try to use the device in your hands--either for reading content, or putting it up to your ear.

Some things I really liked: I found the keyboard, with its slanted, oblong keys, roomy as compared to the Treo, and easier to handle than the much-wider BlackBerry 8700 series. Other strengths: The Q has a bright, clear QVGA 320 by 240 resolution display, and its 1.3 megapixel digital camera has a reasonably effective 6X zoom.

Stay tuned: We'll post further reports on the Q's design, usability, and performance as we have them.

Source: PC World
A popular web site that helps users search and find links where they can download certain files, including pirated television shows and films, is suing the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), accusing the group of paying a hacker to break into the site's computers. 

Torrentspy(dot)com, part of Valence Media, said in its lawsuit in US District Court for Central California that the motion picture group hired an unnamed person for $15,000 to steal passwords, e-mails and detailed information about the company's finances and operations. 

The lawsuit is the latest twist in the larger, ongoing battle between the movie studios and file-sharing sites, which make it possible for users to download digital files, including copyrighted music, movies and television shows, through the Internet. 

Last year, Hollywood studios lost some $2.3 billion from Internet piracy, the MPAA said. Three months ago, the MPAA sued a series of Web sites, including Torrentspy, to stop them from helping users swap illegal files. The sites take advantage of torrent software, a tool that lets users share, especially large files, and in many cases, pirated films and shows, such as "Lost" and the "The Da Vinci Code." 

Torrentspy is a search engine that points users to places where they can download those files. More about it Here
Age 8:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or the Little Mermaid or a ballerina.

Age 15:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or a cheerleader or a sports star one minute, and sees Fat and Pimples and Ugly the next minute, and says "I can't go looking like this! "

Age 20:
Looks at herself and sees too fat or too thin or too short or too tall or bad hair but decides it doesn't matter and she's going anyway.

Age 30:
Looks at herself and sees too fat or too thin or too short or too tall or bad hair but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.

Age 40:
Looks at herself and sees too fat or too thin or too short or too tall or bad hair, shrugs and says "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.

Age 50:
Looks at herself and sees "I am me!" and goes wherever she wants to.

Age 60:
Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70:
Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, and goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80:
Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world.

Age 90:
Can't see so doesn't worry about it!

WOMEN and MIRRORS!

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Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or the Little Mermaid or a ballerina. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees Cinde...
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, & was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money & put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, She would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, & her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box & put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, & then rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your? husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him"? "You mean to Tell me you put that money in the casket with him? "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account & wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Women are Smart!!!

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There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, & was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he di...
Chanakya quotes [Indian politician, strategist & writer, 350 BC 75 BC]

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first & Honest people are screwed first."

"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you."

"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."

"Before you start some work, always ask yourself 3 questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be, & Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply & find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack & destroy it."

"The world's biggest power is the youth & beauty of a woman."

"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure & don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."

"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

"Whores don't live in company of poor men, citizens never support a weak company & birds don't build nests on a tree that doesn't bear fruits."

"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."

"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."

"Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."

"Treat your kid like a darling for the first 5 years. For the next 5 years, scold them. By the time they turn 16, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."

"Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."

"Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty & the youth."

Chanakya Quotes

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Chanakya quotes [Indian politician, strategist & writer, 350 BC 75 BC] "A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut f...
Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year.

Bush – Wow! How Many?

Manmohan Singh - 100

25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians.

And if possible
1 – Astronnaut

Astronnaut

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Manmohan Singh to Bush – We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush – Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - S...
U mAy tHiNk thAt TiMe MaKeS pEoPLe fOrgEt..
BuT tHe LoNgEr thE TimE pEoPLe SpEnD aPaRt,
thE mOrE iT MakEs tHEm REMEMBER eAcH oThEr...


Each Moment in a day,
has its own value-Morning brings hope,
afternoon brings faith,
Evening brings luv,
Night brings rest,
Wish u find them all today.


A thousand things in between us..
Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..


Friendship "means
2 help without 'Hesitation',
2 give without 'Expectation',
2 love without 'Limitation', &
2 remember even without 'COMMUNICATION'


If 2 Hrts r Ment 2 b frnds,
No Mater Hw Long it taks,
Hw Far Dey Go,
Hw Tuf it Cems,
Fate Wil Bring Dem 2Gether,
2 Share FRNDSHIP 4ever


TOUCH MY HEART & U WILL FEEL,
LISTEN TO MY HEART & U WILL HEAR,
LOOK INTO MY HEART & U WILL SEE THAT U WILL ALWAYZ BE A SPECIAL PART OF ME.


HEARTS BEAT 72 TIMES A MIN,
EVEN IF UR HEART BEATS ONLY ONCE A MIN,
U WILL STILL LIVE COZ 71 TIMES MY HEART BEATS 4U..


CLOSE UR EYES,
RELAX UR BODY!
AND STOP BREATHING AS LONG AS U CAN.
NOW BREATHE..... I MISS U AS MUCH AS U MISS THE AIR.


F-Fun
R-Rational
I-Impartial
E-Emotional
N-Never Ending
D-Dependable
S-Special
H-Heart
I-lnteresting
P-Priceless

English SMS's

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U mAy tHiNk thAt TiMe MaKeS pEoPLe fOrgEt.. BuT tHe LoNgEr thE TimE pEoPLe SpEnD aPaRt, thE mOrE iT MakEs tHEm REMEMBER eAcH oThEr... Each M...
Once upon a time there was a great man who married the woman of his dreams. with their love they created a little girl. She was a bright and cheerful little girl and the great man loved her very much.

When she was very little he would pick her up, hum a tune and dance with her around the room and would tell her "I love u little girl".

When the little girl was growing up, the great man would hug her and tell her, "I love u , little girl". The little girl would pout and say, "Im not a little girl anymore". Then the man would laugh and say, "But to me, you'll always be my little girl".

The little girl who-was-not-little anymore left her home and went into the world. As she learned more about herself, she learned more about the man. She recognized his strengths. One of his strengths was his ability to express his love to his family. It didn't matter where she went in the world the man would call her and say "I love you little girl".

The day came when the little girl who-was-not-little anymore received a phone call. The great man was damaged.He had had a stroke.He was aphasic, they explained to the girl. He couldn't talk anymore and they weren't sure that he could understand the words spoken to him. He could no longer smile, laugh, walk, hug, dance or tell the girl who-was-not-little-anymore that he loved her.

And so she went to the side of the great man. When she walked in to the room and saw him, he looked small and not Strong at all. He looked at her and tried to speak, but he could not.

The little girl did the only thing she could do. She climbed up on the bed next to the great man. Tears ran from both their eyes and she drew her arms around the useless shoulders of her father.

Her head on his chest, she thought of many things. She remembered the beautiful times together and how she had always felt protected and cherished by the great man. She felt grief for the loss she was to endure, the words of love that had comforted her.

And then she heard from within the man, the beat of his heart. The heart where the music and the words had always lived.

The heart beat on, steadily unconcerned about the damage to the rest of the body. And while she rested there, the magic happened. She heard what she needed to hear.

His heart beat out the words that his mouth could no longer say.....
I Love u
I Love u
I Love u
I Love u
little girl
little girl
little girl


And she was comforted.

Heart Song

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Once upon a time there was a great man who married the woman of his dreams. with their love they created a little girl. She was a bright and...
What does it take to love?
Promise, Security, Sentiment, Agitation, Craving, Delight, Responsibility, Zest, Passion, Affection, Concern, Devotion, Attraction, Respect, Faith, Confidence, Hope, Loyalty, Honour, Trust, Commitment, Warmth, Worship, Reverence, Sensibility, Fire, Admiration, Tenderness, Harmony, Obsession.

© There is a difference between saying, "I love you", and saying, "I Love You".
© It's true that Love is blind. …. That's why I hold your hand all the time.
© Love is the sole reason for living and the sole purpose of life.
© If a man thinks love has left him, he become desperate.
© We are able to live only if there is love.
© We do not experience love because we look for it where it is not.
© It is essential to love your own self.
© Love is beautiful gift to be given always enriching the life of 2 people each day.
© Love is small word but it contains everything.
© Love is the happiness of today and the promise of tomorrow.
© Love lives on forever and ever.
© Love preservers if tended with care.
© Love expressed by little gestures of affection.
© Love is an emotion that deepens with devotion.
© Love is sweet mystery, an endless voyage of discovery.
© True love is a gift that given away, not just ones, but day by day.
© Love's meaning is the secret of life.
© Love cannot be defined in words.
© Love is feeling by heart.
© Love is sharing secrets and being together.
© Love is what makes every day so beautiful.
© The language of love is sometimes spoken, in comfortable silence.
© Love is priceless little gift from the rest storehouse of life.
© Love is an everlasting truth.
© Love is a wonderful feeling.
© To attain love, you have to become in love.
© Love cannot be measured, only treasured.
© Love is an unspoken promise of trust.
© Love abides in two hearts, which one true to one another.
© Love makes life more meaningful and complete.
© Love is a pleasure untold.
© Love is worm and tender embrace.
© Love is zest, which cannot be expressed.
© Love is finding yourself is another's heart.
© True love gives without seeking.
© Love grows deeper, richer and more beautiful with time.
© Love is the language that ever hearts speaks.
© Love is dream and making dream true.
© Love is an inexplicable emotion.
© True love is forever love.
© Love is the strongest feeling known.
© Love is song, which binds two hearts.
© Love is fire that never ends.
© Love is gentle, love is kind, love is when two lives combine.
© Love is sincere, pious and pleasant, generous, strong, faithful, & patient.
© Love is the reason to live.
© Love speaks a common language.
© True love is something spiritual and rear.
© Love needs no explanation, only expressions.
© Love is sharing dreams and making them real.
© Love is being what you are and accepting what the other is.
© Love means tenderness and caring.
© Love makes each day more exciting.
© Love is a beautiful gift to be given away.
© Love is the world made fresh and new.
© Love is flower its beauty touches the lives of those who hold it.
© Love is place one's happiness, in the happiness of another.
© Love is god with purity.
© Love is comfort and true joy.
© Love is concert between two souls.
© Love is an all-encompassing passion.
© Love is a single soul that dwells is two bodies.
© Love is gentle heat.
© Love is power of attraction.
© Love means sharing the same road, whenever it leads.
© Love come in gently unannounced & changes two lives forever.
© Love is warm affection.
© Love is special dream come true.
© Love is never-ending romance.
© The beauty of love is a joy forever.
© Love is gentle treasure of life.
© Love is promise with security and respect.
© Love like a flower, it buds with gestures of tender care and blooms.
© When two people are bound in love their happiness known no bounds.
© Love is responsibility with faith.
© Love is something genuine and true.
© Love is lullaby of vibrant ecstasy.
© Love is commitment with confidence.
© Love fills over lives with beauty and grease.
© Love is feeling that sets the heart reeling.
© Love is free from limitations.
© Love is sentiments – feel it.
© Love and praise, love & worship, grow side by side.

On Love..

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What does it take to love? Promise, Security, Sentiment, Agitation, Craving, Delight, Responsibility, Zest, Passion, Affection, Concern, Dev...
Everybody should have at least two friends. One to talk to and one to talk about.

Friends:

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Everybody should have at least two friends. One to talk to and one to talk about.
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there is the new Miracle Cat Diet! This diet will also work on humans! Except for cats that eat like people -- such as getting lots of table scraps -- most cats are long and lean (or tiny and petite). The Cat Miracle Diet will help you achieve the same lean, svelte figure. Just follow this diet for one week and you'll find that you not only look and feel better, but you will have a whole new outlook on what constitutes food. Good Luck!

DAY ONE
Breakfast:

Open can of expensive gourmet cat food. Any flavor as long as it costs more the .75 per can -- and place 1/4 cup on your plate. Eat 1 bite of food; look around room disdainfully. Knock the rest on the floor. Stare at the wall for awhile before stalking off into the other room.

Lunch:
Four blades of grass and one lizard tail. Throw it back up on the cleanest carpet in your house.

Dinner:
Catch a moth and play with it until it is almost dead. Eat one wing. Leave the rest to die.

Bedtime snack:
Steal one green bean from your spouse's or partner's plate. Bat it around the floor until it goes under the refrigerator. Steal one small piece of chicken and eat half of it. Leave the other half on the sofa. Throw out the remaining gourmet cat food from the can you opened this morning.

DAY TWO
Breakfast:
Picking up the remaining chicken bite from the sofa. Knock it onto the carpet and bat it under the television set. Chew on the corner of the newspaper as your spouse/partner tries to read it.

Lunch:
Break into the fresh French bread that you bought as your part of the dinner party on Saturday. Lick the top of it all over. Take one bite out of the middle of the loaf.

Afternoon snack:
Catch a large beetle and bring it into the house. Play toss and catch with it until it is mushy and half dead. Allow it to escape under the bed.

Dinner:
Open a fresh can of dark-colored gourmet cat food-tuna or beef works well. Eat it voraciously. Walk from your kitchen to the edge of the living room rug. Promptly throw up on the rug. Step in it as you leave. Track foot-prints across the entire room.

DAY THREE
Breakfast:
Drink part of the milk from your spouse's or partner's cereal bowl when no one is looking. Splatter part of it on the closest polished aluminum appliance you can find.

Lunch:
Catch a small bird and bring it into the house. Play with it on top of your down filled comforter. Make sure the bird is seriously injured but not dead before you abandon it for someone else to deal with.

Dinner:
Beg and cry until you are given some ice cream or milk in a bowl of your own. Take three licks/laps and then turn the bowl over on the floor.

FINAL DAY
Breakfast:
Eat 6 bugs, any type, being sure to leave a collection of legs, wings, antennae on the bathroom floor. Drink lots of water. Throw the bugs and all of the water up on your spouse's or partner's pillow.

Lunch:
Remove the chicken skin from last night's chicken-to-go leftovers your spouse or partner placed in the trash can. Drag the skin across the floor several times. Chew it in a corner and then abandon it.

Dinner:
Open another can of expensive gourmet cat food. Select a flavor that is especially runny, like Chicken and Giblets in Gravy. Lick off all the gravy and leave the actual meat to dry and get hard.

The Cat Miracle Diet

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Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those of us who have never had any success dieting, well now there...
Investing, What's that?
Knowledge is power. It is common knowledge that money has to be invested wisely. If you are a novice at investing, terms such as stocks, bonds, badla, undha badla, yield, P/E ratio may sound Greek and Latin. Relax. It takes years to understand the art of investing. You're not alone in the quest to crack the jargon. To start with, take your investment decisions with as many facts as you can assimilate. But, understand that you can never know everything. Learning to live with the anxiety of the unknown is part of investing. Being enthusiastic about getting started is the first step, though daunting at the first instance. That's why our investment course begins with a dose of encouragement: With enough time and a little discipline, you are all but guaranteed to make the right moves in the market. Patience and the willingness to pepper your savings across a portfolio of securities tailored to suit your age and risk profile will propel your revenues at the same time cushion you against any major losses. Investing is not about putting all your money into the "Next Infosys," hoping to make a killing. Investing isn't gambling or speculation; it's about taking reasonable risks to reap steady rewards. Investing is a method of purchasing assets in order to gain profit in the form of reasonably predictable income (dividends, interest, or rentals) and appreciation over the long term.

Why should you invest?
Simply put, you should invest so that your money grows and shields you against rising inflation. The rate of return on investments should be greater than the rate of inflation, leaving you with a nice surplus over a period of time. Whether your money is invested in stocks, bonds, mutual funds or certificates of deposit (CD), the end result is to create wealth for retirement, marriage, college fees, vacations, better standard of living or to just pass on the money to the next generation. Also, it's exciting to review your investment returns and to see how they are accumulating at a faster rate than your salary.

When to Invest?
The sooner the better. By investing into the market right away you allow your investments more time to grow, whereby the concept of compounding interest swells your income by accumulating your earnings and dividends. Considering the unpredictability of the markets, research and history indicates these three golden rules for all investors 1. Invest early 2. Invest regularly 3. Invest for long term and not short term While it's tempting to wait for the "best time" to invest, especially in a rising market, remember that the risk of waiting may be much greater than the potential rewards of participating. Trust in the power of compounding Compounding is growth via reinvestment of returns earned on your savings. Compounding has a snowballing effect because you earn income not only on the original investment but also on the reinvestment of dividend/interest accumulated over the years. The power of compounding is one of the most compelling reasons for investing as soon as possible. The earlier you start investing and continue to do so consistently the more money you will make. The longer you leave your money invested and the higher the interest rates, the faster your money will grow. That's why stocks are the best long-term investment tool. The general upward momentum of the economy mitigates the stock market volatility and the risk of losses. That's the reasoning behind investing for long term rather than short term.

How much money do I need to invest?
There is no statutory amount that an investor needs to invest inorder to generate adequate returns from his savings. The amount that you invest will eventually depend on factors such as:

Your risk profile
Your Time horizon
Savings made

All the above three factors will be discussed in brief in the latter part of the course.

What can you invest in?
The investing options are many, to name a few
Stocks
Bonds
Mutual funds
Fixed deposits
Others

New to investing!

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Investing, What's that? Knowledge is power. It is common knowledge that money has to be invested wisely. If you are a novice at investin...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And, ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Mandy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks "Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

"Ohh, that!", replies the blonde, "I was just running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

Blonde Interview

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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?&qu...
THE NUMBER of companies that are being hacked because their data can be found on Google is increasing.

Kiwi researchers working for Massey University in Palmerston North wrote some code which ran 170 daily queries against the Google database, looking at sites in New Zealand, Australia, the United States and the Czech Republic. They ran the program for three months.

They found that New Zealand sites were more vulnerable to Google hackers than than Australian or United States sites, but also that more sites across the globe were becoming vulnerable every day.

Backup files were the most susceptible followed by remote administration vulnerabilities.

The research found 50 vulnerabilities in Massey's own website which have since been closed.

Source:The Inquirer

Google hacks rise

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THE NUMBER of companies that are being hacked because their data can be found on Google is increasing. Kiwi researchers working for Massey U...
The mystery thriller is a genre replete with potholes where the unwary author can stumble again and again, bringing their novel to a disillusioned halt before the reader ever reaches the end. There can be problems with characters who are more cliché than realistic, plot devices that require an inordinate amount of suspension of disbelief, obvious facts that everyone can ascertain except for the character who needs to know it the most, important information left out of the story and then conveniently placed at the end to provide for the surprise twist, and not all plot lines being brought to a successful conclusion by the time the story is over. Not only must the author avoid those traps, but he must provide a protagonist whose skin we can comfortably inhabit, a mystery that challenges our intelligence, and enough believable twists and turns to keep the reader turning the pages. The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown does all this just right. This is how a mystery thriller should be written.

Robert Langdon (first introduced in Angels and Demons) is a Harvard Professor of art history and religious symbology. He has spent a lifetime exploring religions and theology and explaining the use of their symbols in art and history. He is a veritable gold mine of information about the Catholic church, pagan religions, and religious mysteries. As The Da Vinci Code begins, he is in Paris to give a speech and to meet with Jacques Saunière, the curator of the Louvre, although he's unaware of why Saunière wants to meet with him. Unfortunately, Saunière is murdered in the Grand Hall of the Louvre and the French police get Langdon out of bed, ostensibly to help them understand the information and symbols Saunière left at the murder scene. Actually, Langdon is their prime suspect and they want to see if he inadvertently gives incriminating information before they arrest him. Trapped within his own gallery, Saunière had enough time to leave clues to his killer and to the information for which he was murdered. Langdon, however, cannot understand the clues left behind and the captain of the French police, Bezu Fache, is certain that they point to Langdon as the killer.

They are interrupted at the murder scene by Sophie Neveu, a police cryptologist who claims to have broken the code of the seemingly random numbers left next to the corpse. Unknown to Bezu Fache, Sophie is also Saunière's granddaughter and she is certain the clues he left behind were meant for her and that Langdon is not only innocent, but the key to helping her understand it all. She manages to help Langdon fake an escape from the Louvre which sends Bezu Fache away long enough so Langdon and she can study the clues left behind by Saunière. The dead body is naked and lying spread-eagle with a circle around it. They realize that Saunière was duplicating Leonardo Da Vinci's famous painting, "The Vitruvian Man." They quickly decipher the information which leads them to different paintings by Da Vinci, and Sophie finds the item left behind for her by her grandfather. She then understands why he didn't want it to fall into the hands of the police. She and Langdon hit the road, one step ahead of the police and the people behind Saunière's murder who want what they've discovered.

All that occurs in the first few short chapters and it sets a pace which never wanes for the rest of the book. Sophie and Langdon manage to barely escape from many dicey situations, but never in an unbelievable way. They continue to solve each ensuing puzzle and riddle they encounter, leading them deeper into more mysteries they must comprehend. Jacques Saunière was much more than just the curator of the Louvre; he raised Sophie after her parents died in an accident and he constantly entertained her with puzzles, riddles, and secret information. Sophie and Langdon soon realize that he was also a member of a secret society called the Priory of Sion, which over the centuries had included men such as Da Vinci, Botticelli, Victor Hugo, and Isaac Newton. Langdon is more familiar with the Priory, and he tells Sophie the story of their long history and that they purportedly keep hidden documents concerning the truth about the early Catholic church that the church never wants revealed, and that they also allegedly know the hiding spot of the Holy Grail.

Without giving more of the plot away, suffice it to say that everyone in this book is in the hunt for the secrets hidden by the Priory of Sion including the Grail. Some want to protect it, some want to expose it, and some want to destroy it. With the information provided to them by Jacques Saunière, Sophie and Langdon are ahead of everyone else, but police, assassins, and churchmen aren't far behind. The race is on, the tension is high, and the puzzles to be solved seem incomprehensible.

Along the way, Langdon educates Sophie as well as the reader in large amounts of information concerning religions, symbols, history, and the story of the Holy Grail. Dan Brown is crafty enough to have Langdon present this in a way that comes across like a professor (which Langdon is) passing it on to his class without a lot of moralistic overtones. His explanations for clues and tricks hidden within Da Vinci's paintings make you want to go look at them all and see if it's true. His comments about the early church, the origins of the gospels, and the assimilation of pagan rituals and symbols into the church's practices and holy days makes sense when he tells them and they come across as easily understood historical facts, whether true or not. The pages turn quickly as the information is presented, the latest puzzle is solved, and the next escape is done by the skin of their teeth.

The characters in The Da Vinci Code don't play second fiddle to the storyline. Robert Langdon is one of those highly intelligent people who doesn't use it to lord over those with inferior educations. He's even-tempered with a touch of sardonic wit and quick to admit when he doesn't know something. Bezu Fache is the hard-driving police captain, smart, thinking one step ahead, and always aware of the political implications of what he's doing. Silas, believing everything he's doing is for God, is an albino Opus Dei monk who murders by instruction from The Teacher, an unknown man who directs the search for the Priory's secrets. Leigh Teabing is an affluent and eccentric Englishman obsessed with the quest for the Grail and disparaging of most things French. Dan Brown uses each of these characters to poke fun at their own culture and bring realism to the international scenarios necessary when dealing with secret societies, religious conspiracies, and the quest for what might be the ultimate mysteries of Christianity. The character who ties everything together and brings the proper sense of humanity and morality to the story, though, is Sophie Neveu. Dealing with the death of her beloved grandfather, coming to understand more of her past, and being the possessor of information that could change history and religion, she strikes the right tone of strength and vulnerability to make everything else in this novel believable.

The chapters in The Da Vinci Code are short, usually not more than a couple pages. Most of them end with a cliffhanger that immediately catapults you into the next chapter. So grab this book, sit back, and prepare to be entertained and educated. It's well-written, it's intelligent, and best of all, it's fun.
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The Aeronautical Development Establishment (ADE) conducted the UAV's 106th flight trial, which included a successful launch and recovery exercise.

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The Indian Army has already placed orders for the UAV with the Bangalore-based ADE, and the first fleet will be delivered by the middle of next year.

"Nishant will be a state-of-the-art UAV that will be acquired by the Army after Lakshaya, which is presently used as an aerial target system for shooting," said Programme Director Natarajan.

Further, he added that besides military purposes, the UAV would also be used for civilian applications. (PTI).


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Karan Thapar: Hello and welcome to the Devil's Advocate. As the debate over the reservations for the OBCs divides the country, we ask - What are the government's real intentions? That is the critical questions that I shall put today in an exclusive interview to the Minister for Human Resource Development Arjun Singh.
Most of the people would accept that steps are necessary to help the OBCs gain greater access to higher education. The real question is - Why do you believe that reservations is the best way of doing this?

Arjun Singh: I wouldn't like to say much more on this because these are decisions that are taken not by individuals alone. And in this case, the entire Parliament of this country - almost with rare anonymity - has decided to take this decision.

Karan Thapar: Except that Parliament is not infallible. In the Emergency, when it amended the Constitution, it was clearly wrong, it had to reverse its own amendments. So, the question arises - Why does Parliament believe that the reservation is the right way of helping the OBCs?

Arjun Singh: Nobody is infallible. But Parliament is Supreme and atleast I, as a Member of Parliament, cannot but accept the supremacy of Parliament.

Karan Thapar: No doubt Parliament is supreme, but the constitutional amendment that gives you your authorities actually unenabling amendment, it is not a compulsory requirement. Secondly, the language of the amendment does not talk about reservations, the language talks about any provision by law for advancement of socially and educationally backward classes. So, you could have chosen anything other than reservations, why reservations?

Arjun Singh: Because as I said, that was the 'will and desire of the Parliament'.

Karan Thapar: Do you personally also, as Minister of Human Resource Development , believe that reservations is the right and proper way to help the OBCs?

Arjun Singh: Certainly, that is one of the most important ways to do it.

Karan Thapar: The right way?

Arjun Singh: Also the right way.

Karan Thapar: In which case, lets ask a few basic questions; we are talking about the reservations for the OBCs in particular. Do you know what percentage of the Indian population is OBC? Mandal puts it at 52 per cent, the National Sample Survey Organisation at 32 per cent, the National Family and Health Survey at 29.8 per cent, which is the correct figure?

Arjun Singh: I think that should be decided by people who are more knowledgeable. But the point is that the OBCs form a fairly sizeable percentage of our population.

Karan Thapar: No doubt, but the reason why it is important to know 'what percentage' they form is that if you are going to have reservations for them, then you must know what percentage of the population they are, otherwise you don't know whether they are already adequately catered in higher educational institutions or not.

Arjun Singh: That is obvious - they are not.

Karan Thapar: Why is it obvious?

Arjun Singh: Obvious because it is something which we all see.

Karan Thapar: Except for the fact that the NSSO, which is a government appointed body, has actually in its research in 1999 - which is the most latest research shown - that 23.5 per cent of all university seats are already with the OBCs. And that is just 8.5 per cent less than what the NSSO believes is the OBC share of the population. So, for a difference of 8 per cent, would reservations be the right way of making up the difference?

Arjun Singh: I wouldn't like to go behind all this because, as I said, Parliament has taken a view and it has taken a decision, I am a servant of Parliament and I will only implement.

Karan Thapar: Absolutely, Parliament has taken a view, I grant it. But what people question is the simple fact - Is there a need for reservations? If you don't know what percentage of the country is OBC, and if furthermore, the NSSO is correct in pointing out that already 23.5 per cent of the college seats are with the OBC, then you don't have a case in terms of need.

Arjun Singh: College seats, I don't know.

Karan Thapar: According to the NSSO - which is a government appointed body - 23.5 per cent of the college seats are already with the OBCs.

Arjun Singh: What do you mean by college seats?

Karan Thapar: University seats, seats of higher education.

Arjun Singh: Well, I don't know I have not come across that far.

Karan Thapar: So, when critics say to you that you don't have a case for reservation in terms of need, what do you say to them?

Arjun Singh: I have said what I had to say and the point is that that is not an issue for us to now debate.

Karan Thapar: You mean the chapter is now closed?

Arjun Singh: The decision has been taken.

Karan Thapar: Regardless of whether there is a need or not, the decision is taken and it is a closed chapter.

Arjun Singh: So far as I can see, it is a closed chapter and that is why I have to implement what all Parliament has said.

Karan Thapar: Minister, it is not just in terms of 'need' that your critics question the decision to have reservation for OBCs in higher education. More importantly, they question whether reservations themselves are efficacious and can work.
For example, a study done by the IITs themselves shows that 50 per cent of the IIT seats for the SCs and STs remain vacant and for the remaining 50 per cent, 25 per cent are the candidates, who even after six years fail to get their degrees. So, clearly, in their case, reservations are not working.

Arjun Singh: I would only say that on this issue, it would not be correct to go by all these figures that have been paraded.

Karan Thapar: You mean the IIT figures themselves could be dubious?

Arjun Singh: Not dubious, but I think that is not the last word.

Karan Thapar: All right, maybe the IIT may not be the last word, let me then quote to you the report of the Parliamentary Committee on the welfare for the Scheduled Castes and Scheduled Tribes - that is a Parliamentary body.

It says that looking at the Delhi University, between 1995 and 2000, just half the seats for under-graduates at the Scheduled Castes level and just one-third of the seats for under-graduates at the Scheduled Tribes level were filled. All the others went empty, unfilled. So, again, even in Delhi University, reservations are not working.

Arjun Singh: If they are not working, it does not mean that for that reason we don't need them. There must be some other reason why they are not working and that can be certainly probed and examined. But to say that for this reason, 'no reservations need to be done' is not correct.

Karan Thapar: Fifty years after the reservations were made, statistics show, according to The Hindustan Times, that overall in India, only 16 per cent of the places in higher education are occupied by SCs and STs. The quota is 22.5 per cent, which means that only two-thirds of the quota is occupied. One third is going waste, it is being denied to other people.

Arjun Singh: As I said, the kind of figures that have been brought out, in my perception, do not reflect the realities. Realities are something much more and of course, there is an element of prejudice also.

Karan Thapar: But these are figures that come from a Parliamentary Committee. It can't be prejudiced; they are your own colleagues.

Arjun Singh: Parliamentary Committee has given the figures, but as to why this has not happened, that is a different matter.

Karan Thapar: I put it to you that you don't have a case for reservations in terms of need, you don't have a case for reservations in terms of their efficacy, why then, are you insisting on extending them to the OBCs?

Arjun Singh: I don't want to use that word, but I think that your argument is basically fallicious.

Karan Thapar: But it is based on all the facts available in the public domain.

Arjun Singh: Those are facts that need to be gone into with more care. What lies behind those facts, why this has not happened, that is also a fact.

Karan Thapar: Let’s approach the issue of reservations differently in that case. Reservations mean that a lesser-qualified candidate gets preference over a more qualified candidate, solely because in this case, he or she happens to be an OBC. In other words, the upper castes are being penalised for being upper caste.

Arjun Singh: Nobody is being penalised and that is a factor that we are trying to address. I think that the prime Minister will be talking to all the political parties and will be putting forward a formula, which will see that nobody is being penalised.

Karan Thapar: I want very much to talk about that formula, but before we come to talk about how you are going to address concerns, let me point one other corollary - Reservations also gives preference and favour to caste over merit. Is that acceptable in a modern society?

Arjun Singh: I don't think the perceptions of modern society fit India entirely.

Karan Thapar: You mean India is not a modern society and therefore can't claim to be treated as one?

Arjun Singh: It is emerging as a modern society, but the parameters of a modern society do not apply to large sections of the people in this country.

Karan Thapar: Let me quote to you Jawaharlal Nehru, a man whom you personally admire enormously. On the 27th of June 1961 wrote to the Chief Ministers of the day as follows: I dislike any kind of reservations. If we go in for any kind of reservations on communal and caste basis, we will swamp the bright and able people and remain second rate or third rate. The moment we encourage the second rate, we are lost. And then he adds pointedly: This way lies not only folly, but also disaster. What do you say to Jawaharlal Nehru today?

Arjun Singh: Jawaharlal Nehru was a great man in his own right and not only me, but everyone in India accept his view.

Karan Thapar: But you are just about to ignore his advice.

Arjun Singh: No. Are you aware that it was Jawaharlal Nehru who introduced the first ammendment regarding OBCs?

Karan Thapar: Yes, and I am talking about Jawaharlal Nehru in 1961, when clearly he had changed his position, he said - I dislike any kind of reservations.

Arjun Singh: I don't think one could take Panditji's position at any point of time and then overlook what he had himself initiated.

Karan Thapar: Am I then to understand that regardless of the case that is made against reservations in terms of need, regardless of the case that has been made against reservations in terms of efficacy, regardless of the case that has been made against reservations in terms of Jawaharlal Nehru, you remain committed to extending reservations to the OBCs.

Arjun Singh: I said because that is the will of Parliament. And I think that common decisions that are taken by Parliament have to be honoured.

Karan Thapar: Let me ask you a few basic questions - If reservations are going to happen for the OBCs in higher education, what percentage of reservations are we talking about?

Arjun Singh: No, that I can't say because that has yet to be decided.

Karan Thapar: Could it be less than 27 per cent?

Arjun Singh: I can't say anything on that, I have told you in the very beginning that at this point of time it is not possible for me to.

Karan Thapar: Quite right. If you can't say, then that also means that the figure has not been decided.

Arjun Singh: The figure will be decided, it has not been decided yet.

Karan Thapar: The figure has not been decided. So, therefore the figure could be 27, but it could be less than 27 too?

Arjun Singh: I don't want to speculate on that because as I said, that is decision, which will be taken by Parliament.

Karan Thapar: Whatever the figure, one thing is certain that when the reservations for OBCs happen, the total quantum of reservations will go up in percentage terms. Will you compensate by increasing the total number of seats in colleges, universities, IITs and IIMs, so that the other students don't feel deprived.

Arjun Singh: That is one of the suggestions that has been made and is being seriously considered.

Karan Thapar: Does it find favour with you as a Minister for Human Resource Development?

Arjun Singh: Whatever suggestion comes, we are committed to examine it.

Karan Thapar: You may be committed to examine it, but do you as minister believe that that is the right way forward?

Arjun Singh: That could be one of the ways, but not the only way.

Karan Thapar: What are the other ways?

Arjun Singh: I don't know. That is for the Prime Minister and the other ministers to decide.

Karan Thapar: One way forward would be to increase the total number of seats.

Arjun Singh: Yes, definitely.

Karan Thapar: But the problem is that as the Times of India points out, we are talking of an increase of perhaps as much as 53 per cent. Given the constraints you have in terms of faculty and infrastructure, won't that order of increase dilute the quality of education?

Arjun Singh: I would only make one humble request, don't go by The Times of India and The Hindustan Times about faculty and infrastructure, because they are trying to focus on an argument which they have made.

Karan Thapar: All right, I will not go by The Times of India, let me instead go by Sukhdev Thorat, the Chairman of the UGC. He points out that today, at higher education levels - that is all universities, IITs and IIMs - there is already a 1.2 lakh vacancy number. 40 per cent of these are in teaching staff, which the IIT faculty themselves point out that they have shortages of up to 30 per cent. Given those two constraint, can you increase the number of seats?

Arjun Singh: That can be addressed and that shortage can be taken care of.

Karan Thapar: But it can't be taken care of in one swoop, it will take several years to do it.

Arjun Singh: I don't know whether it can be taken care of straightway or in stages, that is a subject to be decided.

Karan Thapar: Let me ask you bluntly, if you were to agree to compensate for reservations for OBCs by increasing the number of seats, would that increase happen at one go, or would it be staggered over a period of two-three or four year old process.

Arjun Singh: As I told you, it is an issue that I cannot comment upon at this moment because that is under examination.

Karan Thapar: So, it may happen in one go and it may happen in a series of several years.

Arjun Singh: I can't speculate on that because that is not something on which I am free to speak on today.

Karan Thapar: Will the reservation for OBCs, whatever figure your Committee decides on, will it happen in one go, or will it slowly be introduced in stages?

Arjun Singh: That also I cannot say because as I told you, all these issues are under consideration.

Karan Thapar: Which means that everything that is of germane interest to the people concerned is at the moment 'under consideration' and the government is not able to give any satisfaction to the students who are deeply concerned.

Arjun Singh: That is not the point. The government knows what to do and it will do what is needed.

Karan Thapar: But if the government knows what to do, why won't you tell me what the government wants to do?

Arjun Singh: Because unless the decision is taken, I cannot tell you.

Karan Thapar: But you can share with me as the Minister what you are thinking.

Arjun Singh: No.

Karan Thapar: So, in other words, we are manitaining a veil of secrecy and the very people who are concerned...

Arjun Singh: I am not maintaining a veil of secrecy. I am only telling you what propriety allows me to tell you.

Karan Thapar: Propriety does not allow you to share with the people who are protesting on the streets what you are thinking?

Arjun Singh: I don't think that that can happen all the time.

Karan Thapar: But there are people who feel that their lives and their futures are at stake and they are undertaking fasts until death.

Arjun Singh: It is being hyped up, I don't want to go into that.

Karan Thapar: Do you have no sympathy for them?

Arjun Singh: I have every sympathy.

Karan Thapar: But you say it is being hyped up.

Arjun Singh: Yes, it is hyped up.

Karan Thapar: So, then, what sympathy are you showing?

Arjun Singh: I am showing sympathy to them and not to those who are hyping it up.

Karan Thapar: The CPM says that if the reservations for the OBCs are to happen, then what is called the creamy layer should be excluded. How do you react to that?

Arjun Singh: The creamy layer issue has already been taken care of by the Supreme Court.

Karan Thapar: That was vis-a-vis jobs in employment, what about at the university level, should they be excluded there as well because you are suggesting that the answer is yes?

Arjun Singh: That could be possible.

Karan Thapar: It could be possible that the creamy layer is excluded from reservations for OBCs in higher education?

Arjun Singh: It could be, but I don't know whether it would happen actually.

Karan Thapar: Many people say that if reservations for OBCs in higher education happen, then the children of beneficiaries should not be entitled to claim the same benefit.

Arjun Singh: Why?

Karan Thapar: So, that there is always a shrinking base and the rate doesn't proliferate.

Arjun Singh: I don't think that that is a very logical way of looking at it.

Karan Thapar: Is that not acceptable to you?

Arjun Singh: No, it is not the logical way of looking at it.

Karan Thapar: So, with the possible exception of the creamy layer exclusion, reservation for OBCs in higher education will be almost identical to the existing reservations for SC/STs?

Arjun Singh: Except for the percentage.

Karan Thapar: Except for the percentage.

Arjun Singh: Yes.

Karan Thapar: So, in every other way, they will be identical.

Arjun Singh: Yes, in every other way.

Karan Thapar: Mr Arjun Singh, on the 5th of April when you first indicated that the Government was considering reservation for OBCs in higher education, was the Prime Minister in agreement that this was the right thing to do?

Arjun Singh: I think, there is a very motivated propaganda is on this issue. Providing reservation to OBCs was in the public domain right from December 2005, when Parliament passed the enabling resolution.

Karan Thapar: Quite true. But had the Prime Minister specifically agreed on or before 5th of April to the idea?

Arjun Singh: Well, I am telling you it was already there. A whole Act was made, the Constitution was amended and the Prime Minister was fully aware of what this is going to mean. Actually, he had a meeting in which OBC leaders were called to convince them that this would give them the desired advantage. And they should, therefore, support this resolution. And at that meeting, he himself talked to them. Now, how do you say that he was unaware?

Karan Thapar: But were you at all aware that the Prime Minister might be in agreement with what was about to happen but might not wish it disclosed publicly at that point of time? Were you aware of that?

Arjun Singh: It was already there in public domain, that's what I am trying to tell you.

Karan Thapar: Then answer this to me. Why are members of the PMO telling journalists that Prime Minister was not consulted and that you jumped the gun?

Arjun Singh: Well, I don't know which member of the PMO you are talking about unless you name him.

Karan Thapar: Is there a conspiracy to make you the fall guy?

Arjun Singh: Well, I don't know whether there is one or there is not. But fall guys are not made in this way. And I am only doing what was manifestly clear to every one, was cleared by the party and the Prime Minister. There is no question of any personal agenda.

Karan Thapar: They say that, in fact, you brought up this issue to embarrass the Prime Minister.

Arjun Singh: Why should I embarrass the Prime Minister? I am with him. I am part of his team.

Karan Thapar: They say that you have a lingering, forgive the word, jealousy because Sonia Gandhi chose Manmohan Singh and not you as Prime Minister.

Arjun Singh: Well, that is canard which is below contempt. Only that person can say this who doesn't know what kind of respect and regard I hold for Sonia Gandhi. She is the leader. Whatever she decides is acceptable to me.

Karan Thapar: They also say that you brought this issue up because you felt that the Prime Minister had been eating into your portfolio. Part of it had gone to Renuka Chaudhury and, in fact, your new deputy minister Purandar Sridevi had taken over certain parts. This was your way of getting back.

Arjun Singh: No one was taking over any part. This is a decision which the Prime Minister makes as to who has to have what portfolio. And he asked Mrs Renuka Devi to take it and he cleared it with me first.

Karan Thapar: So there is no animus on your part?

Arjun Singh: Absolutely not.

Karan Thapar: They say that you did this because you resented the Prime Minister's popular image in the country, that this was your way of embroiling him in a dispute that will make him look not like a modern reformer but like an old-fashioned, family-hold politician instead.

Arjun Singh: Well, the Tammany Hall political stage is over. He is our Prime Minister and every decision he has taken is in the full consent with his Cabinet and I don't think there can be any blame on him.

Karan Thapar: One, then, last quick question. Do you think this is an issue, which is a sensitive issue, where everyone knew there would have been passions and emotions that would have aroused has been handled as effectively as it should have been?

Arjun Singh: Well, I have not done anything on it. I have not sort of what you call jumped the gun. If this is an issue, which is sensitive, everyone has to treat it that way.

Karan Thapar: But your conscience as HRD Minister is clear?

Arjun Singh: Absolutely clear.

Karan Thapar: There is nothing that you could have done to make it easier for the young students?

Arjun Singh: Well, I am prepared to do anything that can be done. And it is being attempted.

Karan Thapar: For seven weeks, they have been protesting in the hot sun. No minister has gone there to appease them, to alley their concerns, to express sympathy for them. Have politicians let the young people of India down?

Arjun Singh: Well, I myself called them. They all came in this very room.

Karan Thapar: But you are the only one.

Arjun Singh: You are accusing me only. No one else is being accused.

Karan Thapar: What about the Government of India? Has the Government of India failed to respond adequately?

Arjun Singh: From the Government of India also, the Defence Minister met them.

Karan Thapar: Only recently.

Arjun Singh: That is something because everyone was busy with the elections.

Karan Thapar: For seven weeks no one met them.

Arjun Singh: No, but we are very concerned. Certainly, all of us resent the kind of force that was used. I condemned it the very first day it happened.

Karan Thapar: All right, Mr Arjun Singh. We have reached the end of this interview. Thank you very much for speaking on the subject.