WOMEN and MIRRORS!

Age 8:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or the Little Mermaid or a ballerina.

Age 15:
Looks at herself and sees Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty or a cheerleader or a sports star one minute, and sees Fat and Pimples and Ugly the next minute, and says "I can't go looking like this! "

Age 20:
Looks at herself and sees too fat or too thin or too short or too tall or bad hair but decides it doesn't matter and she's going anyway.

Age 30:
Looks at herself and sees too fat or too thin or too short or too tall or bad hair but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.

Age 40:
Looks at herself and sees too fat or too thin or too short or too tall or bad hair, shrugs and says "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.

Age 50:
Looks at herself and sees "I am me!" and goes wherever she wants to.

Age 60:
Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70:
Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, and goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80:
Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world.

Age 90:
Can't see so doesn't worry about it!