Thoughts on Exercise

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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. My grandmother started walking five miles a day w...

Sachin & Ganguly

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Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly : Sachin Tendulkar & Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 80 & 86 years old, are sitting on a pa...

Why?

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient fund...

Real Life Humor

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During a period of upheaval at the company where I worked, a number of office relocations were occurring. Having assisted with various moves...

Lighter Moments....

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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As h...

Got rich...

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A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy pointed his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. T...

Sardar in desert..

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A Sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothi...

How many chappathis?

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In a party, one of Santa Singh's friends asked him how many chappathis he could eat on an empty stomach. Santa replied "Seven"...

Is Your Wife For Sale?

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As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman ...

2moro can b 2 late

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If you're mad with someone , and nobody's there to fix the situation... You fix it . Maybe today, that person still wants to be your...

THE CIA INTERVIEW

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The CIA were holding interviews for the post of assassin. They were looking for someone who was utterly ruthless and had narrowed the field ...

Some W a c k y Quotes

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT...

A talking centipede

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A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusua...

Path to success

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The PATH To success is not..................STRAIGHT There is a curve called.........FAILURE A loop called........................CONFUSION ...

Message for the day

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Message for the day To be detached yet loving is to be mature. Contemplation: The lotus flower is both detached and loving. It is untouched ...

My imagination and me

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When I was a child, my imagination was my only playmate. It didn’t yell at me, or make fun of me, or beat me up. It didn’t scare me, or hurt...

Signs of flirting...

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For GUYS: 1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flip...

My wife left me......

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I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not...

Apple Duds....

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The Lisa Named after Steve Jobs’ daughter, the Lisa computer was the company’s first product that combined a graphical user interface with a...

Friendship Sms Messages

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U Fraud U Cheat U Idiot U Monkey U Nasty creature.. No matter wat people call you.. You'll always be my friend forever..!! I have alread...

Pecans in the Cemetery

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On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of...
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