~~~Accelarator~~~

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A wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband: "Buy me a surprise for my birthday" she said. "Some...

If I Knew

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If I knew it would be the last time I'd see you fall asleep, I'd tuck you in more tightly, And pray your soul to keep. If I knew it ...

Boy & Girl...

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when a boy is quite, he has nothing to say. when a girl is quite, millions of things r running in her mind. when a boy is not arguing, he is...

Must Read It.

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A Man's Perspective) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boil...

Love & Marriage

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Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant. Marriag...

A Lesson

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"There was once a lonely girl who longed desperately for love. One day while she was walking in the woods she found two starving song b...

Good Bye.....

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A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying "God bless Momm...

Bad Card Quotes......

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OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thin...

Attraction

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eyes meet, it is like a touch... a spark... ----------------Attraction the touch of the eyes was as if, it was... ------------------ Infatua...

Learn Maths....

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A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of bi...

What ur name means...

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A : YOUR A HOTTIE B : you are loved by alot of ppl C : you're wild and crazy D : You have trouble trusting people E : You are always fun...

Some Extremes

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EXTREME OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. EXTREME OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighti...

Telegrams....

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TELEGRAM #1 A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams, which the father receives as : Father, your daughter has b...

Dosti....

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Din hua hai to raat bhi hogi, Ho mat udas kabhi to baat bhi hogi. Itne pyar se dosti ki hai, Khuda ki kasam jindagi rahi to mulaqat bhi hogi...

Damn Doctor...

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The whole neighborhood shook from the ear splitting explosion in a nearby Pharmacy. As 911 was called, shopkeepers ran outside to see what h...

Signal Awaiting.........

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A wacky suspected terrorist was put under intense observation of nations best psychiatrists in a mental hospital. All day long he would keep...

Women Rights.......

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Authensity not known, forwarded E-mail... Just thought I`d share this with you. Because many people forget to respect females as well as eac...

Old Jokes....

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why?...

Divorce....?

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A farmer walked into a attoney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attoney asked: "How may I help you?" The farmer sai...

Handsome Man......

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't...

Chemical Plant.........

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One night in a sleepy town the chemical plant explodes into flames. The alarm goes out and departments from miles around race to the scene. ...

True promise

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"How long will you be poring over that newspaper? Will you come here right away & make your darling daughter eat her food?" I ...

IMPACT OF JOB-CHANGE....

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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, we...

Special Thoughts....

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Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in t...

Hey Girlfriend......

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Have not talked to you in a while & just wanted to know what's going on? You are, like, one of my best friends & I really miss y...

Vodka....

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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one...

Driving in India...

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This hilarious article was written by a Dutchman who spent two years in Bangalore, India, as a visiting expert. A little long article but wo...

Father & Son.....

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An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped hi...

Beware Of Mirrors

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Notice: Issued in public interest. Dear All, Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES Shown in TV'S - Then you mus...

Maths.

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Question: What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students.

Women....

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Subject: Men One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he sho...

Doing a ‘Ganguly’?

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In the last couple of days, SMS & email messages doing the rounds are claiming the official acceptance of two new words by Oxford Dictio...

Birth Test:

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Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at & what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to l...
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