What it Takes to Make a Man Happy....

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father
6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber
11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener
21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic
26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny
31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant
36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined
41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: *birthdays *anniversaries *arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A GUY HAPPY:
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.
3. And beer.