Love: When you take a bubble bath together

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

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Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two

Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?"

Marriage: 4 McDonald's Happy Meals . . . To go

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Love: Sex every night

Lust: Sex 5 times a night

Marriage: What's sex?

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Love: French perfume

Lust: Brut aftershave

Marriage: "The baby needs changing. . ."

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Love: Long drives through the countryside

Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout

Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat

Love, Lust, and Marriage

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True friends stand behind you during your bad times. Do you want proof? Check out your marriage album. You will find that all your friends are standing behind you.

Marraige Blues (1)

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Meaning of Marriage for a woman:
Sacrificing the admiration of many men for the criticism of 1 Man!
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They're written by Andy Rooney, a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy.......

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.

I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.

I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to growas a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned.... That I wish I could have told my Mom that I love her one more time before she passed away.

I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned.... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Five Things U Didn't Know About Women

First, let's look at five things you already knew about women:

Women have no respect for logic; they can openly disagree with themselves and still be right; they can carry on complex relationships with men, with or without our participation; there is nothing in the world more fragile than an unbreakable woman; they are born able to read minds and will always find our inability a disappointment; and finally, women are a contradiction in terms. This is a statement that doesn't make sense, no matter how hard man try to figure it out, and it's also one that goes a long way in explaining why women are all so glorious and beautiful and why men can't stop falling in love with them.

And now, 5 things you didn't know about women.

Number #1 - Women get blue balls
No one said you needed balls for them to go blue. What are blue balls anyway? During sexual arousal, blood floods the genitals through dilated blood vessels, then struggles to leave the area because those departing vessels constrict — this is known as vascocongestion. In men, the visible results are an *****ion and larger testicles. Orgasm and ejaculation (or a little time) will return things to normal, but if the vascocongestion is prolonged, pain and discomfort can set in — enter the term “blue balls.”

In women, vascocongestion operates in very much the same way, and if prolonged and unrelieved by an orgasm similar pain, heaviness or discomfort can affect them as well. However, whether the genders experience the same levels of discomfort is unknown.

Number #2 - Female mechanics get paid more than male mechanics
In most professional fields women get the shaft, wage and salary-wise, often only earning three-fourths what men do. However, there's money to be had in professions where women traditionally do not tread. One of the more lucrative jobs is as an auto mechanic, where women can earn almost one-third more than men.

Why are women rewarded this way as automotive service technicians and mechanics? For the answer we revert to stereotypes: Women are more verbal than men, they're easier to approach and to talk to, and both genders agree that women instill more trust in others — at least with car trouble.

Number #3 - One in 10 women has never had an orgasm
Science can't say why this is the case, and if it ever does, the answer won't apply to all of those women who have never had an orgasm. Yet, it seems, no one can even be certain as to why women orgasm in the first place. The fact that so many women can't have one supports the notion that the female orgasm is not evolutionary, nor connected to reproductive success or fertility.

Number #4 - Women buy more cars than men
Another thing you didn't know about women is that they are overtaking the car industry. The showroom damsel in distress, long a target of unscrupulous car salesmen, is becoming a thing of the past.

According to some estimates, women are driving off the lots with 52% of all new cars and 53% of used ones and carmakers are reflecting women's many preferences in new models every year. On average, women also spend three weeks longer than men on the car-buying process, displaying either a more thorough, attentive approach to car shopping or just a more thorough, attentive approach to shopping in general.

Number #5 - Women prefer unfaithful spouses to have meaningless sex
A word of warning to all the guys out there contemplating an affair: If you must cheat, keep in mind that whatever you do and whoever you do, don't fall in love. Women in general have an “easier”’ time (for lack of a better term) coping with your one night of meaningless sex than they do if you've developed emotional feelings for the woman.

The opposite is true for men: meaningless sex is devastating to us. Women who cheat and develop emotional attachments - or who don't cheat per se but develop emotional bonds with another man - are less likely to permanently damage their current relationship.

Know About Women

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When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.

When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.)

If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles & stare OKAY?

If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawings and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

Being too serious can turn a girl off.

When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

A smile means a lot to a girl.

If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

Girls love having fun!

A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love & care for them.

Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

What Girls Feel

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A white man was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the man. "Since you are black, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?" and he smiles.

"OK", she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The man, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama ..... when you don't know shit"
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