I don't wake up until 7:00

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old RAMJIBHAI. 

"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and 

nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin ," said the 70-year-old KANJIBHAI. 

"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. 

You take laxatives, eat bran ,sit 

on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old RAMNIKBHAI

"Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old RAMJIBHAI 

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old TAMJIBHAI said, 

"You pee every morning at 6:00 & 

crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

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"I don't wake up until 7:00."