Odds and Ends

Two physicians opened an office in a small town & put up a sign Reading:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
Psychiatry and Proctology

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to
Hysterias and Posteriors

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the Council they changed the sign to
Schizoids and Hemorrhoids
No go.

Next, they tried
Catatonics and High Colonics
Thumbs down again.

Then came
Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives
Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again.

So they tried
Lost Souls and Butt Holes
No way.

Analysis and Anal Cysts
Nope.

Nuts and Butts
Uh uh.

Freaks and Cheeks
Still no go.

Loons and Moons
Forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with:

Dr Smith and Dr. Jones
Odds and Ends