I NO COME WORK TODAY

Hung Cheong calls the office and says, " Hey, I no come work today, I vely vely sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs ache, I no come work."

The manager says, " You know something, Cheong, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Love. That makes everything better, and I go to work. Why won't you try that?"

Two hours later Hung Cheong calls again. " I do what you say and I feel vely good. I come work vely quick. And Boss, You house vely nice."