Little Sparrow

Once upon a time there was a non conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly decided to fly south.

In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to Earth in a barnyard, nearly frozen solid.

A cow passed by where he had fallen, and crapped on the little sparrow.

The sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings! Warm & happy, able to breath, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by, & heard the chirping.

The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird, & promptly ate him.

The Moral of the Story:

Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.

Everyone who gets you out of crap is not necessarily your friend.

if you're warm & happy in a pile of crap, U might just want to keep your mouth shut.