Men's Pity....

Thought 1:
Life isn't fair to men.
When we are born, our mother's get the compliments & the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents & the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2:
The average man's life consists of - twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going; forty years of having his wife ask the same question; & at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3:
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind: u take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head & kill you." The man stopped & a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he! was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. "Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got Married?"