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1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com

3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan

5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park

6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + ownproduction company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials

9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR

10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400 relatives + 1 house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya film

17. 1 software engineer + No Work = 20 forwarded mails...