How 2 kno whr in india u r!!

If you ever get lost in india & want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.

scenario 1
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, then a fourth & they start arguing about who s right - you are in kolkata.

scenario 2
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them & walks on - that s mumbai.

scenario 3
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. the first two get together & beat him up - thats delhi .

scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy comes along & quietly opens a chai stall - that s ahmedabad.

scenario 5
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes. he writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program. that s bangalore .

scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch. a guy comes along & quietly says that anna doesn t like all this nonsense. peace comes in - that s chennai.

scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. both of them take time out & call their friends on mobile. now 50 guys are fighting. you are in hyderabad

scenario 8
Two guys are fighting. a crowd gathers to watch.someone calls police. The police come & lathi charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal & holiday declared by government.. U are very much in thiruvananthapuram, the city of kerala ....