Hangover...

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, & the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins & a glass of water on the side table. He sits down & sees his clothing in front of him, all clean & pressed.

Martin looks around the room & sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins & notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen & sure enough there is a hot breakfast & the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, U came home around 3 AM, drunk & delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, & gave yourself a black eye when U stumbled into the door." Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order & so clean, & breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged U to the bedroom, & when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, U said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Moral
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Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk- PRICELESS!!