Thatuvam

"Train evlo vegama ponalum,
kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum..."

"arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam
pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana
thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu...."

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu....
Aaana....
Manushanukku call illana,
Balance panna mudiyathu....


'Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum
aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poogum.'

"FILES NA OKKANTHU PARKANUM AANA
PILES NA PARTHU OKKARANUM

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Ambilaiki adipatta ethikittu poga Ambulance iruku. Ana pombalaiki adipatta ethikitu poga POmbulance iruka ?

"THANNILA MEEN IRUKURATHAALA, THANNI NON-VEG AAGAATHU"

" NADANTHU PONAA KAAL VALIKKUM....AANAA KAAL VALICHAA NADAKKA MUDIUMAAA..."

" KAALAA KADIKIRA SERUPPAALA MULLA KADIKKA MUDIYAATHU...."

" YEVALAVU NEECHAL THERINJAALUM TUMBLER THANNILA NEENTHA MUDIYAATHU....."

" VAAYILA MOOCHU VAANGALAM, AANAA MOOKULA THANNI KUDIKKA MUDIYAATHU....."

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Adayar Anandha Bhavanoda Branch Niraya idathula irukkum Ana Adayar Ala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than

Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyathu
But, Payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum

Caru kulla tyre inrunthaa adhu stephney, adey Nambha meela antha tyre erinaa, nambha chutney !!!

Ulla pora varaikkum than brandy,
Veliya vantha athukku paer vaandy

Thannambikkai-kum thalaiganathukkum oru nool allavu thaan vithiyaasam...
ennnala full adichittu steadya nikka mudiyumnu solrathu thannambikkai -
ennnala mattum thaan full adichittu steadyaaa nikka mudiyummnu solrathu thalaiganam

Cellulla balance illana call panna mudiyadhu,
anna manushannuku call illana balance panna mudiyadhu

1. Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam!
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!

2. Naai Vaalai Aattalaam!
Aana Vaal Naaya aatta mudiyathu!!

3. Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam!
Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!!

4. Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai!
Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!!

Vaazhkai Thaththuvam:

Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum
Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyuma???

Today's Punch:

Panam Varum Pogum!
Padhavi Varum Pogum!
Kavalai Varum Pofum!
Kaadhal Varum Pogum!
Aana AIDS varum... pogathu!!!

Scenukku love panna PASSMARK...
sincerea love panna TASMAK...

Chemistry Thatuvam

If you drink ethanol you will dance
If you drink methanol others will dance for you!

meluga vatchi meluguvatthi saiyalam
anaal kosu vatchi kosuvatthi saiya mudiyathu!

Tharayil vizhama cycle ota kathukalam
aana thanniyil vizhama neendha kathuka mudiyathu

"Aayiram than irundhalum aayirathi onnu than perusu"

thalagaanila thala vecha thookam varum,
thandavalathil thalai vecha thooka aal varum..

iron box la iron pannalam, pencil box la pencil panna mudiyuma?
pal kove va pallil irundhu pannalam.. aana ragulla va rasathil irundhu panna mudiyathu.

In a page there are two coloumns. One is for elephant and the other for cat.. WHY??
Yanai ku oru kalam vandha punai ku oru kalam varum!!

oru erumbu nenatcha 1000 yaneya kadikum. aana..
1000 yanai nenatchalum oru erumbai kadika mudiyathu

Thoongarathukku munnadi thoonga porennu sollalam, aana..
enthirikarathuku munnadi ehthirikka porenu sollamudiyuma?