Kanjibhai's Ten Commandments Of Marriage

Kanjibhai's Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder & lightning.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen & pay strict attention to everyword you say; talk in your sleep.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 3
Marriage is grand -- & divorce is at least 100 grand!

Kanjibhai's Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks & the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks & the man listens. In the third year, they both speak & the neighbors listen.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man & woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, & a good cook. But the law allows only 01 wife.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 9
Marriage & love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husbands like toxic waste.

Kanjibhai's Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.