Divorce : Sindhi Style !!!
After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Sindhi man in Bombay calls his son in New York & says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother & I are getting a divorce; 45 years of misery is enough!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, & I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong & tell her!"
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Bombay immediately, & screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, & we'll both be there tomorrow." Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" & she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone & turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali & paying their own airfare!!"
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, & I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong & tell her!"
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Bombay immediately, & screams at the old man, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, & we'll both be there tomorrow." Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??" & she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone & turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali & paying their own airfare!!"
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