11 Types of Men
Which one are you ?
1. MR. THUG LIFE
· Real good at making love.
· Fun & Exciting.
· Makes you laugh.
· Has your back and will fight and protect you.
· Usually drinks and/or smokes too much.
· Always got drama.
· Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old).
· In and out of jail.
2. MR. I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
· Will take you out in the beginning.
· Will introduce you to all his friends.
· Compliments you all the time.
· Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade.
· Will not get rid of her.
· He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with him
3. MR. HIGH ROLLER Advantages
· Will give you money with no questions asked.
· Has a lot of style to him.
· Will show you some of the nice things in life.
· Never returns your pages.
· Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first.
· Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4. MR. I'M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS Advantages
· Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties.
· Can have a decent stimulating conversation.
· Tends to dress nice.
· You don't know if he's homosexual,heterosexual, or bi.
· Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment.
· You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, when there's drama at the door.
· All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn't know them personally.
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
· Book smart.
· Cares about how you feel.
· Has a very good job.
· Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes).
· Boring as hell.
· Can't make love.
· He is not street smart.
· Always asking you when can he see you again.
6. MR. GHETTO
· THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!
· Makes you laugh.
· Got mad style and flava.
· Have a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy.
· Says he wants a real relationship.
· He's 3 or more baby momma's.
· Wants to lay up in your crib to use the phone and smoke and eat up all the food.
· Is in denial when you tell him about himself.
· Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys.
7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN!
· Will teach you about black history.
· Revolutionary.
· Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally.
· Wants a wife and family.
· Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash.
· No money-doesn't have a job (*counter-evolutionary).
· Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage.
· In the end you find out he is just a trifling con.
8. MR. NICE GUY
· Will introduce you to his mother.
· Has a job and will take you out.
· Will give you money for your bills.
· Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
· Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life.
· Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club.
· Ignores you when the game is on.
· You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you.
9. MR. PLAYA
· Will tell you that you're not the only one (keeps it real).
· Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed.
· He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down.
· Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him).
· He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there are women around.
· Generally he is a wimp who won't stand up for anything.
· He expects you to believe all his lies.
· After U find out he's no good, he tells U that he told you he was a playa in the beginning anyway.
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
· Of course...he has a job.
· Doesn't have too many bad habits.
· Will take care of you when you're sick.
· Tells you that he is in love with you.
· You stay in the relationship 2 years or more & thn find out he's a shiftless, lazy Slob who wants U to do all of the wifely duties but won't give you a ring.
· He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you.
· After he leaves you he gets married a month later.
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
· He's your best friend J
· You both tell each other everything
· You get along very well.
· He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems.
· The ultimate gentleman.
· Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor.
· You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain't about shit either
1. MR. THUG LIFE
· Real good at making love.
· Fun & Exciting.
· Makes you laugh.
· Has your back and will fight and protect you.
· Usually drinks and/or smokes too much.
· Always got drama.
· Stays a thug forever (even past 29 yrs. old).
· In and out of jail.
2. MR. I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
· Will take you out in the beginning.
· Will introduce you to all his friends.
· Compliments you all the time.
· Has a girlfriend who he's been with since the 2nd grade.
· Will not get rid of her.
· He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with him
3. MR. HIGH ROLLER Advantages
· Will give you money with no questions asked.
· Has a lot of style to him.
· Will show you some of the nice things in life.
· Never returns your pages.
· Feels he can come to your house at any given time without calling first.
· Loves to be around his boys more than you.
4. MR. I'M IN THE ENTERTAINMENT BUSINESS Advantages
· Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the fly parties.
· Can have a decent stimulating conversation.
· Tends to dress nice.
· You don't know if he's homosexual,heterosexual, or bi.
· Seems flighty when you speak of a solid commitment.
· You still have to wait in line to get in all the fly parties, when there's drama at the door.
· All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities, but he doesn't know them personally.
5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
· Book smart.
· Cares about how you feel.
· Has a very good job.
· Calls you all the time (returns your calls within 10 minutes).
· Boring as hell.
· Can't make love.
· He is not street smart.
· Always asking you when can he see you again.
6. MR. GHETTO
· THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!!!!
· Makes you laugh.
· Got mad style and flava.
· Have a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy.
· Says he wants a real relationship.
· He's 3 or more baby momma's.
· Wants to lay up in your crib to use the phone and smoke and eat up all the food.
· Is in denial when you tell him about himself.
· Comes home at 3am and says he was out with his boys.
7. MR. I'M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN!
· Will teach you about black history.
· Revolutionary.
· Inspiring and gives to you spiritually and emotionally.
· Wants a wife and family.
· Breaks up with you for a white piece of trash.
· No money-doesn't have a job (*counter-evolutionary).
· Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage.
· In the end you find out he is just a trifling con.
8. MR. NICE GUY
· Will introduce you to his mother.
· Has a job and will take you out.
· Will give you money for your bills.
· Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
· Secretly wants to be Mr. Thug Life.
· Wears fake Movado and Rolex watches when he goes to the club.
· Ignores you when the game is on.
· You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you.
9. MR. PLAYA
· Will tell you that you're not the only one (keeps it real).
· Sometimes he's fairly decent in bed.
· He tells you that you've changed him and he's ready to settle down.
· Has his own apartment and car (Invites you to move in with him).
· He doesn't acknowledge you in public, especially if there are women around.
· Generally he is a wimp who won't stand up for anything.
· He expects you to believe all his lies.
· After U find out he's no good, he tells U that he told you he was a playa in the beginning anyway.
10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
· Of course...he has a job.
· Doesn't have too many bad habits.
· Will take care of you when you're sick.
· Tells you that he is in love with you.
· You stay in the relationship 2 years or more & thn find out he's a shiftless, lazy Slob who wants U to do all of the wifely duties but won't give you a ring.
· He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you.
· After he leaves you he gets married a month later.
11. MR. BEST FRIEND
· He's your best friend J
· You both tell each other everything
· You get along very well.
· He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems.
· The ultimate gentleman.
· Sweet and caring with a good sense of humor.
· You end up hooking up with him only to find he ain't about shit either
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