Why girls are better than boys

Why Girls are Better than Boys - Their Perspective

• We got off the Titanic first. 
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 
• We never ejaculate prematurely. 
• We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 
• When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. 
• Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 
• We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 
• We can cry and get off speeding fines. 
• We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 
• Taxis stop for us. 
• Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 
• Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?). 
• We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 
• We know the truth about whether size matters. 
• New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 
• If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil. 
• Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex. 
• We can sleep our way to the top. 
• Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep. 
• It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 
• No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos. 
• It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy. 
• If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected. 
• We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. 
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse. 
• If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 
• If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 
• We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. 
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 
• Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 
• Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable. 
• We'll never regret piercing our ears. 
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.