Take tone of My name is Anthony Gonsalves from Amar Akbar Anthony and sing this song...


My name is Ramalinga Raju
main Satyam ka Lootera (Thief) hoon...

Khaate (Accounts) hai khaali, Balance sheets jaali (fake)
satyam employees ki bhi watt laga daali
...
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, mujhe milne chala aaye
...

Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry... kholi) number 420

ACCUSE ME PLEASE

abhi abhi jail ke andar ek company kholi hai, aji kholi hai, haan haan kholi hai
investors ne bhi lagayi bad chad kar boli hai, haan boli hai, haan haan boli hai
jailor bhi raazi, qaidi bhi raazi, Jab tak chalegi yeh jaalsaazi
..
..

jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye
jisko bhi yaad aaye, milke marne chala aaye

.....Hyderabad police chowki, jholi (ssorry...kholi) number 420

ACCUSE ME PLEASE
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"Raju Raju, Yes Baba,
Cheating us, No Baba,
Telling Lies, No Baba,
Open your accounts, Ha Ha Ha".
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"Raju Raju sat up on the wall,
Raju Raju had a great fall,
Balance sheet died, shareholders cried,
Raju Raju made a big fraud."
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Satyam: 'Stealing And Transferring Your All Money'.
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"Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain?
Translation: (Raju, your teeth are sparkling like pearls)

to which Raju replies:

"Chamke kyu na? maine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai
Translation: (Why wont they sparkle, I have gobbled up my own firm's money).
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If a girl vomits, her parents ask: "Kaun hai woh Kamina?"


If a guy vomits: "Kamine, kaha se pee ke aaya hai?"


Moral: No matter who vomits, the guy is always the kamina!!
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Is it like working hard full year & finding yourself at the same position where you started.
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Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.'

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute & then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting & fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back & smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'
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One more reason why it is difficult for some people to live in the present is that they don’t know themselves well enough & they secretly don’t love themselves. This is why they are on a rush, trying to escape from themselves. Once we get down to the core of this issue, once we know & accept ourselves, many of our pressing problems will be resolved. When we stop behaving in an ignorant & unfriendly way toward ourselves, our life becomes transformed. However, I am not going to elaborate upon this theme. I would rather suggest several practical tips for living in the present - something which we can use in our daily life.

Be mindful of your breath.
There is no need to use sophisticated breathing techniques - just pay attention as you breathe in and breathe out. Try to breathe deeply and slowly. Try to enjoy this process. This is such an easy thing to do, and yet if you will try it for a certain time, you will find yourself to be more peaceful and calm. If will be much easier for you to stay mentally detached from your past and your future.

Be mindful of your physical feelings.
Ask yourself: how do I feel right now? Am I sitting in a comfortable position? Do I feel comfortable about shoes and clothes I wear, and about the things around me? What is my body trying to tell me? Again, this is an easy thing to do - but so many people go through life ignoring their feelings, until a moment their bodies begin to scream. When we get in touch with our feelings on a day-to-day basis, we open ourselves to its guidance and valuable suggestions.

Do not rush.
Sometimes we are so afraid to be late on something that we don’t realize that the world does not depend upon us for its survival. Of course, it is good to be always on time - but a wise person knows that it can be better achieved not by intensity of efforts, but by careful planning. As you plan your day, give yourself more time to do the important things, and eliminate the non-important things as much as possible. You might do them if you will have spare time, or don’t do them at all. If you have an appointment, try to come in advance. But if you are still late, don’t feel guilty about it. Next time, you will be even more wiser

Be grateful for the delays.
When you are in a traffic jam, or if you are standing in a line, try not to be angry or upset like some others. Rather, realize that this delay is a gift. You have a chance to be alone with yourself for a minute or so, without being distracted. Watch for your breath and for your physical feelings, try to become relaxed. Say a simple affirmation or two. Smile to yourself. Look at people around you with sympathetic eyes. In an instant, your tension will go away, and you will get in touch with joyous spirit of the present moment.
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Brilliant Logic...
Real life Algebra...


Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,
Human that doesn't know to enjoy = Donkey that works


Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys


Equation 3
Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 & Equation 3:
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)*
And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)*


So, we have:
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!!
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