~*~ hseved ~*~

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now."

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."

"I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!"

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours.

He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"

She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried.
Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either screw him or bake him a cake."

He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead?"

The Lazy Hubby

by Devesh Prabhu on 12:18:00 AM

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been f...

I was a just-born and she was Twenty-Five, Though we were we, we were one. I would cry out in Latin and she would respond in Greek, I would learn nothing but she never got tired to teach. I was surrounded by monsters eager to pull my cheek, but they would vanish the moment I was wet and weep. She would come running and hold me in her arms, as if I had won the contest of the charms. Now I was able to walk and chew, and hey, I was two. I and she could now understand each other, I was her everything and she needed no other. I would try to walk and fall down, But knowing she was with me,

the fear of getting hurt was now gone. We still could not converse that effectively, But she would understand my needs so easily. I could now roam about free, because now I have turned three. I was ready to join a new world, my academic life was now gonna mould. She would dress me as best as a prince, but when I would come back,

she would need at least an hour to rinse. I was now able to talk, I was a ferry and she was my dock. I still remember the child, whose shirt I had tore, Hey buddy, I have turned four. I now came home a little late, Nevertheless finding her waiting at the gate. She would hug me and carry me in her arms, it felt like flying through the farms. We now did the homework together, I would spoil the home and she used to work. Years passed and now I was fifteen,

and with each year I would forget to lean. I wouldn't care for what she said,

because now I had become mean. She would ask me to study for a good future, but I was busy in a different culture. Now I had many shes in my life, I dreamed of having one of them as my wife. I changed a lot which she did not teach, She would try to hug me but I was out of reach. She still waited for me at the gate, but I would look at her with utmost hate. She would be awake till late in the night, because I wasn't home, I was in a fight. She had so much to scold, but she never did say, hoping to find me better the next day. Time went on and now I am grown, lost in the world of my own. I and she, between us have a river, I have left her for my career. When I was young, for me, she sacrificed her ambitions, but I don't care, I now have my own mission. I am not with her now, I am in a different city, she is so old now but I don't even pity. She needs me now but I am nowhere to find, in the race for appraisal, I have become blind. In a few years from now, I will be two, there will be in my life someone new. Then I'll forget even to bother, I am her son and she is my Mother.

Heart Touching...

by Devesh Prabhu on 12:10:00 AM

I was a just-born and she was Twenty-Five, Though we were we, we were one. I would cry out in Latin and she would respond in Greek, I would...

Aisa apna husband ho
6' - 6'2" jiski height ho
Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho
apni baaton se karta excite ho
Wo dashing smart aur polite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Uski apni ek website ho
Network uska world-wide ho
Swiss bank mein account 26 - 27 ho
Jab shopping kar ke aoon, bole begum tum kitni nice ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare, itna quiet ho
Jalaa khana khakar bhi, usey mujhpe pride ho
Mere har nakhre uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho
Apne friends ke saamne kahe, tum perfect bride ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Dinner banaye wo, jab bhi romantic night ho
Hamesha wo haar maan jaye, jab bhi koi fight ho
Saas sasur ke samne kahe, jaan tum hamesha right ho
Mujhe rani bana kar rakhe, to phir zindagi delight ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho.

Bindaas apni mann ki karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho
Har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho
Aisa ho jaye to main udoon aasmaan mei, jaise ke koi kite ho
Husband apna aisa bright ho!

Kaash yeh concept .001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar Aisa apna Husband ho,
to kya haseen life ho.

Aisa apna husband ho

by Devesh Prabhu on 12:08:00 AM

Aisa apna husband ho 6' - 6'2" jiski height ho Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho apni baaton se karta excite ho Wo dashing s...

I had posted about this spoof yesterday itself and now here is the actual story that happened from the Register.

CTIA Wireless: Speaking this morning (Tuesday) at the CTIA Wireless trade show in Las Vegas, Sir Richard Branson told several hundred mobile industry insiders that he and Google founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin will soon fly a solar-powered Noah's Ark to Mars.

And they believed him.

"I'm sure all of you here know Google. Google and Virgin have got together, and we've formed a new company called Virgle," Branson said, midway through his CTIA keynote. "Larry and Sergey put a considerable amount of investment in - and I put in a slightly lesser investment. The values of our companies are slightly different.

"Basically, what we're doing is building a giant Noah's Ark, a space ship that is powered by the sun, and it will carry 30 passengers."

No one laughed. So Sir Richard kept going. ----> FULL STORY