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Winning a Man's Heart (Rs 25/-)
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12:31:00 AM
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Winning a Woman's Heart (Rs 25,00,00,00,,.....???)
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Devesh Prabhu
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12:30:00 AM
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This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales & profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material & buns & use to sale more. He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger & better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father. Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren´t you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio & watched TV. He ought to know & his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order & buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers & was no longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer & fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession & crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."
MORAL OF THE STORY: It´s all in your MIND! & we actually FUEL this recession much more than it is.
He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.
He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales & profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material & buns & use to sale more. He recruited few more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger & better stove.
As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from College, joined his father. Then something strange happened. The son asked, "Dad, aren´t you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."
The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio & watched TV. He ought to know & his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order & buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers & was no longer as enthusiastic.
He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer & fewer people bothered to stop at his hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly, same is the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession & crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."
MORAL OF THE STORY: It´s all in your MIND! & we actually FUEL this recession much more than it is.
What is recession?
by
Devesh Prabhu
on
12:27:00 AM
This Story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was h...
Jai ho, Jai ho, O Patni Rani, Karti ho tum apni man maani
Baat hamari hardam ho talti, hum utarein teri aarti
Tum saman balshali koi jag main nahi dooja
Hum toh hain balheen, tumahari Karen kiss tarah puja
Hum se khana banwane wali, bartan manjwaane wali
Naukar sa hum ko dhutkaarti, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Tum bachon ki amma pyaari, saas ki bitiya pyaari
You are the lovable mom of the kids & your mom-in-law
Kabhi agar tum rootho, kar do khatiya khari humari
Hum ko aksar hardkane waali, aankhen dikhane waali
Gussa tum hum par utarti, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Dhoop deep kuch tumhe na sohe gar kapoor baati,
Creame powder wali, lakhi lakhi tum kafi harshati
Yun toh lagti ho bholi bhaali, lekin tum ho ek du-naali
Boli ki goli hardam marti ho, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Pati-Patni ke es jag mein hai wahi purana nataa
Baithi baithi khati patni, pati din-raat kamata
Nish din mauj urane wali, humko tarsane wali
Saari kamai tum aakarti ho, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Ye saari dhan-daulat teri, tera chandi sona,
Hum toh kewal itna chaahe, tu naraj na hona
Hum ko ullu banane waali, ghar ki hey Laxmi aali,
Sewak ko kahe phatkarti, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Baat hamari hardam ho talti, hum utarein teri aarti
Tum saman balshali koi jag main nahi dooja
Hum toh hain balheen, tumahari Karen kiss tarah puja
Hum se khana banwane wali, bartan manjwaane wali
Naukar sa hum ko dhutkaarti, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Tum bachon ki amma pyaari, saas ki bitiya pyaari
You are the lovable mom of the kids & your mom-in-law
Kabhi agar tum rootho, kar do khatiya khari humari
Hum ko aksar hardkane waali, aankhen dikhane waali
Gussa tum hum par utarti, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Dhoop deep kuch tumhe na sohe gar kapoor baati,
Creame powder wali, lakhi lakhi tum kafi harshati
Yun toh lagti ho bholi bhaali, lekin tum ho ek du-naali
Boli ki goli hardam marti ho, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Pati-Patni ke es jag mein hai wahi purana nataa
Baithi baithi khati patni, pati din-raat kamata
Nish din mauj urane wali, humko tarsane wali
Saari kamai tum aakarti ho, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Ye saari dhan-daulat teri, tera chandi sona,
Hum toh kewal itna chaahe, tu naraj na hona
Hum ko ullu banane waali, ghar ki hey Laxmi aali,
Sewak ko kahe phatkarti, O rani, hum utarein teri aarti
Patni Ki Aarti
by
Devesh Prabhu
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12:19:00 AM
Jai ho, Jai ho, O Patni Rani, Karti ho tum apni man maani Baat hamari hardam ho talti, hum utarein teri aarti Tum saman balshali koi jag mai...
May you live long wife, the self willed wife
The one who never listens to us, we pray before you dear wife
No one is as powerful as you are in this world
We are so powerless, tell us how should we worship you
You make us cook & wash dishes
You kick us like slaves, we pray before you dear wife
Whenever you get angry with us, you make the life hell for us
You often reprimand us, & give us rebuking glances
You release all your wrath upon us, we pray before you dear wife
Fragrant sticks, earthen lamps, incense all are for you dear wife
You use tremenduous quantities of powders & creams cosmetics & feel happy
Though you look innocent but you are not less than any double barrel gun
You fire on us like a bullet, we pray before you dear wife
Husband-wife have the same old relationship since the world came to existence
Wife devours sitting at home & the husband toils day & night to earn
Every day you play with his money while we die to quench our thirst for the money
Each & every penny is consumed by you, we pray before you dear wife
All this wealth is for you, all the gold & silver is devoted to you
We just wish that you may not get angry with us
You have befooled us like an owl , you are our home's Lakshmi Goddess
Why are you kicking your slave, we pray before you dear wife
The one who never listens to us, we pray before you dear wife
No one is as powerful as you are in this world
We are so powerless, tell us how should we worship you
You make us cook & wash dishes
You kick us like slaves, we pray before you dear wife
Whenever you get angry with us, you make the life hell for us
You often reprimand us, & give us rebuking glances
You release all your wrath upon us, we pray before you dear wife
Fragrant sticks, earthen lamps, incense all are for you dear wife
You use tremenduous quantities of powders & creams cosmetics & feel happy
Though you look innocent but you are not less than any double barrel gun
You fire on us like a bullet, we pray before you dear wife
Husband-wife have the same old relationship since the world came to existence
Wife devours sitting at home & the husband toils day & night to earn
Every day you play with his money while we die to quench our thirst for the money
Each & every penny is consumed by you, we pray before you dear wife
All this wealth is for you, all the gold & silver is devoted to you
We just wish that you may not get angry with us
You have befooled us like an owl , you are our home's Lakshmi Goddess
Why are you kicking your slave, we pray before you dear wife
Patni Ki Aarti (English Version)
by
Devesh Prabhu
on
12:13:00 AM
May you live long wife, the self willed wife The one who never listens to us, we pray before you dear wife No one is as powerful as you are ...
AND THE BEST ONE LINER IN TAMIL CINEMA
The Best One Liners of Tamil Cinema
by
Devesh Prabhu
on
2:00:00 AM
AND THE BEST ONE LINER IN TAMIL CINEMA
To decode a woman’s expressions & sighs is probably the toughest job for a man to do. Seducing her is an art, which has to be learnt. Overpowering her, is altogether, a different issue but winning her heart and in turn, her body, requires skill, a bit of Vatsyayan, a bit of Sigmund Freud, & a bit of Isaac Newton may do the trick. Here is a formula, which is a sure-shot way to seduce a woman:
1. First Rule: Make her feel safe, connected and relaxed.
Only then she will open up to you. The reality is that there is hardly a greater turn-on for women than knowing they are being listened to and truly understood. It is a tried and tested rule: Pay attention to your lover’s wants, thoughts and feelings and you have tapped into one of the greatest seduction secrets.
2. Second Rule: Never ever force her.
Show her that you desperately want her but only if she is willing, otherwise of course, you can wait! (Even if you hate doing so). Remember that the mind is the most powerful sex organ of all. Secondly, forcing a woman to be around people she despises is a sure way to roll up the sexual red carpet. Thus, chose your company wisely.
3. Third Rule: Set the mood by pleasing her.
Surprise her with flowers. However, cliché it sounds it works every time. Rent the movie she has been wishing to see (even if you have seen it). Pick up the red wine she favours (even if you prefer beer). Get her the music CD of her favourite artist and play it for her (Even if you hate that music).
4. Fourth Rule: Slow down.
This is one of the greatest secrets of love-making. Remember whatever you are doing will be better at half the speed. This is the thumb rule for enhancing pleasure and love. Check out the magic of foreplay and you will know how patience pays!
5. Fifth Rule: Combine sex & spirituality.
Sex comprises of practical, philosophical, physical and metaphysical possibilities. It is as much about the spiritual side of love as it is about exploring new erotic possibilities.
1. First Rule: Make her feel safe, connected and relaxed.
Only then she will open up to you. The reality is that there is hardly a greater turn-on for women than knowing they are being listened to and truly understood. It is a tried and tested rule: Pay attention to your lover’s wants, thoughts and feelings and you have tapped into one of the greatest seduction secrets.
2. Second Rule: Never ever force her.
Show her that you desperately want her but only if she is willing, otherwise of course, you can wait! (Even if you hate doing so). Remember that the mind is the most powerful sex organ of all. Secondly, forcing a woman to be around people she despises is a sure way to roll up the sexual red carpet. Thus, chose your company wisely.
3. Third Rule: Set the mood by pleasing her.
Surprise her with flowers. However, cliché it sounds it works every time. Rent the movie she has been wishing to see (even if you have seen it). Pick up the red wine she favours (even if you prefer beer). Get her the music CD of her favourite artist and play it for her (Even if you hate that music).
4. Fourth Rule: Slow down.
This is one of the greatest secrets of love-making. Remember whatever you are doing will be better at half the speed. This is the thumb rule for enhancing pleasure and love. Check out the magic of foreplay and you will know how patience pays!
5. Fifth Rule: Combine sex & spirituality.
Sex comprises of practical, philosophical, physical and metaphysical possibilities. It is as much about the spiritual side of love as it is about exploring new erotic possibilities.
Rules 2 Seduction
by
Devesh Prabhu
on
8:45:00 PM
To decode a woman’s expressions & sighs is probably the toughest job for a man to do. Seducing her is an art, which has to be learnt. Ov...
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas & decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 & the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules"
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 & the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, & pointed to a stunningly attractive blond. "I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority & according to union rules, she's next."
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 & the girls get $20," she answered
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully, unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why, yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules"
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 & the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, & pointed to a stunningly attractive blond. "I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority & according to union rules, she's next."
Is there REALLY a union for hookers? (G-rated)
by
Devesh Prabhu
on
9:26:00 PM
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas & decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the...
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