Survival of Smartest....

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An American journalist came to Afghanistan to see the state of western reforms. He was extremely disturbed to see the women still walk behin...

Management Jargon . . .

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MANAGEMENT SPEAK: We have to put on our marketing hats. TRANSLATION: We have to put ethics aside. MANAGEMENT SPEAK: That's very interes...

My Angel . . .

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My sweet beautiful angel. Sent to me from above. I am so grateful to have found you, and I give you all my love. You must have come from he...

ABC of Life . . .

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Life is ADVENTURE dare it. Life is BEAUTY worship it. Life is CHALLENGE meet it. Life is DREAM realize it. Life is ENDURANCE copewith it. Li...

The Greatest . . .

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The greatest puzzle : LIFE The greatest thought : GOD The greatest mystery : DEATH The greatest mistake : GIVING UP The greatest need : COMM...

You are the person...

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You are the person who can give the meaning to our relation . . . No word in the world can capture the essence of our beautiful relation.....

Pride and love . . .

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When you said you love me & loves to talk to me, And is falling into pieces when ever u see me. I never cared nor mind it at all, but in...

A Special Story.......

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The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to ...

The Pink Dress....

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There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad Dressed in ...

Firsts in India...

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First British Governor General Warren Hastings First British Governor General of Independent India Lord Mountbatten First Chief Justice of I...

When you thought....

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A message every adult should read, because children are watching you and doing as you do, not as you say. When you thought I was wasn't ...

Joke of the DAY!

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George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George as...

Just a push

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door...

A.R.RAHMAN`s Biography

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Childhood Allah Rakha Rahman was born A.S.Dileep Kumar on the 6th of January in the year 1966, in Madras, to a musically affluent family. Hi...

Young ventriloquist

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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he s...

Clever Mathematician

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Long ago, a mathematician used to cheat people. Once he borrowed Rs.4000/- from a rich man. After a few days, he borrowed Rs.2000/- from the...

HR = High Risk

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After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that th...

Hey You -- Donkey

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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Fina...

The latest MATHS...

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MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = preg...

<< SMS >>

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A WIFE is like a computer... She will "ENTER" ur life "SAVE" u in her heart "FORMAT" ur brain "EDIT"...

Tips For Staying Safe

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1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do! 2. Learned this from a touris...

Revenge is sweet

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After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The downtown luxury apartment was in his name & he wanted to rema...

Deadly stuff...

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Confucius say... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Confucius say He who lives in glass house, dress in basement Confucius say...

Oxymorons...

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More about Oxymorons: An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. Oxymoron is a Greek term derived fro...

The Echo Of Life

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A man and his son were walking in the forest. Suddenly the boy trips and feeling a sharp pain he screams, "Ahhhhh." Surprised, h...

Only you

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With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one s...

English Like it UP

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There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP." It is easy to understa...

RAHU- KAALAM

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You must have heard a lot about "Rahu-Kaalam". I will give you a simple formula to remember when is the Raahu-kaalam. Mother Saw F...

What is Friendship?

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1. "Your friend is the man who knows all about you, & still likes you." 2. "Two may talk together under the same roof for...

My Friend, I'm Sorry

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How can I be so stubborn How could I be so blind How could I be so selfish To have said something so unkind How could I believe their gossip...

" Something Good "

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Note: Authensity Not KNOWN. WELL DONE, BRITISH AIRWAYS! This scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg, South Africa and London, ...

Recipe For Daily Life

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1 Cup, Good Thoughts 1 Cup, Consideration 2 Cups, Sacrifice 2 Cups, Faults 1 Cup, Kindness 3 Cups, Forgiveness Mix well adding tears of joy,...

Rules for being human

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YOU WILL RECEIVE A BODY... You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period you're around. YOU WILL LEARN LESSONS....

3 wishes of Alexander

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Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill & it took him to his death bed. With death starin...

Bholaji in exam...

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Bholaji is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, s...

MNC's employees chat

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Our Friend was chatting with a female - Online chat. Background both are s/w > engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's...

ABCD of ACHIEVEMENT...

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*A* void negative sources, people, things, & habits. *B* elieve in yourself. *C* onsider things from every angle. *D* on't give up a...

Facts abt Mainframe

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1. The mainframes hold approximately " 70 % " of the entire data stored in this planet 2. The latest ones can support over 25,000 ...

Frustrated Mom

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1. Your children know how to read HTML code but can't operate a vacuum cleaner. 2. Your children tell you that you said "yes" ...

Jokes...

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Dog Watch Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because yo...

The Bush Wave...

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President Bush recently spent two days in India, prompting an estimated 100 million people to take to the streets to protest his policies. M...
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