~*~ hseved ~*~

We started the year as just simple friends.
We have become so much more since then.
Who could have known it would progress so much.
Who could have guessed it would get this serious.

We've been through a lot this year, both good and bad.
Together we've made it through the bad times.
Together we've cherished the good moments.
Even through the bad times I was always glad we met,
never regretting getting to know you better.

Even though people began to talk,
spreading their secrets and rumors about us.
We got through it all,
and we've come out on top.

You're very special,
You mean so much to me.
I hope you understand that no
matter what happens I'll never forget you.

You're always there for me,
and I will always be there for you.
You've always been there to listen to me,
to share your advice and your caring words.

I know I can always count on you
to be there when I need you the most.
Together we've laughed, supported, encouraged,
comforted and cared for each other throughout the year.

No one knows what the future holds for us,
but I do know that no matter what
happens between us you shall remain forever
your one of my best and greatest friends I ever had
& thanks for being my good friend . . .

It's End of the Year . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:03:00 AM

We started the year as just simple friends. We have become so much more since then. Who could have known it would progress so much. Who coul...

Through all the good times & bad times you wanted to see me happy & never sad,
I found you much to late & you left so soon,
I still remember the day we met & that is something
I'll never forget,
Of all the things I've ever known,
You taught me something I value most,
You taught me how to love the ones who mean so much to me,
You showed me how to appriciate who I am & all the important things in life,
You listened to me & actually cared,
About all the stupid things I had to say,
You were there for me all the way,
And when someone hurt me & gave me pain,
You taught me how to play the game,
You told me friends will change,
They wont always stay the same,
But I shouldn't act as if it's crime,
These things happen over time,
Your weakness was my best friend,
So when your relationship came to an end,
Thats when our friendship began to fall apart,
That just totally broke my heart,
beacause I really missed kickin back with you,
I can't believe that all it took was just one shot, & you were gone,
Now I must learn to carry on,
But the memory of you will always be deep inside of me,
Now I must be strong for to cry a tear is weak,
I must stand on my two feet,
I just want you to know that no matter what I do or where I go,
I'll always remember you,
Cause deep down in my heart we will never part,
Hand in hand until the end,
Even if we weren't lovers,
We were still good friends . . .

I Will Remember You . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:56:00 AM

Through all the good times & bad times you wanted to see me happy & never sad, I found you much to late & you left so soon, I st...

Would my voice cause you to tremble,
If I called you now ?

Would there be a stony silence,
If I called you now ?

Would you recognize my voice,
If I called you now ?

Would a smile adorn your face,
If I called you now ?

Would you know the pain I feel,
If I called you now ?

Would I make you laugh,
If I called you now ?

Would tears streak your face,
If I called you now ?

Would you say you love me,
If I called you now ?

Would you damn my soul to Hell,
If I called you now ?

Would it matter tomorrow,
If I called you now ?

Would it change my life,
If I called you now ?

Would you hang up the phone,
If I called you now . . . ?

If I Called You Now . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:55:00 AM

Would my voice cause you to tremble, If I called you now ? Would there be a stony silence, If I called you now ? Would you recognize my vo...

She said she would be a true friend,
Not till now but for all the years ahead.
I could count on her without any doubt,
As she would be there to help me out.
She assured to give me her full support,
When I would need it the most.
She promised to always be my lucky guide,
When I would sometimes forget which way to ride.
All the troubles that would come my way,
She would be there to toss them away.
When ever we would have a fight,
I know she would be the one to let it slide,
She was the One, so sweet funny & kind
Whom I, definitely can never leave behind
But Why Did she Leave me Behind?
This i cannt understand
Was She wrong or I
Is this the Value of the Promises?
Is the Worth Of the Words?
Is this the meaning of Friendship. . .?

She said to me . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:54:00 AM

She said she would be a true friend, Not till now but for all the years ahead. I could count on her without any doubt, As she would be there...

A Girl & a Boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot . . .

Girl : "slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy : "No, it's so fun.."
Girl : "please.. it's so scary.."
Boy : "Then say that you love me.."
Girl : "Fine.. I love you.. can you slow down now?"
Boy : "Give me a big hug.."

The girl gave him a big hug.

Girl : "Now can you slow down?"
Boy : "Can you take off my helmet and put it on..? It's uncomfortable & its bothering me while i drive.."

The next day, there was a story in the newspaper.

"A motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken. & There were 2 people on the motorcycle, of which 1 died, & the other had survived... "

The guy knew that the brakes were broken. But, he didn't want to let the Girl to know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, He was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and died himself . . .

They Loved each other a lot . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:51:00 AM

A Girl & a Boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot . . . Girl : "slow down a little.. I...

Sitting by the telephone, yearning for your call - to hear you speak,
Thought I saw you walk through that corridor,
As I neared - the images got distant and bleak,

Promised myself - won't keep thinking about you,
But couldn't help the heart's outburst - which kept echoing I MISS YOU . . .

I know my existence means nothing to you,
You may have not loved me for a moment - no qualm or complain,
Though accepting this truth does cause a lot of pain,

You will never know the emotions that flow when I happen to catch a glimpse of you,
They are the treasured moments that make me happy when I'm feeling blue.
My love for you grows stronger as time goes by,

For you, I could go till the ends of the earth and even vie.
I MISS YOU so much - I could just cry,
Fond memories of you are all I have - to take me through this agony and sigh . . .

Wish U Were Here . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:49:00 AM

Sitting by the telephone, yearning for your call - to hear you speak, Thought I saw you walk through that corridor, As I neared - the images...

" I know I shouldn't care or wonder how you are,
but I can't hide this hurt inside my broken heart.
I'm fighting back emotions that I've never fought before,
all because I'm not supposed to like U anymore. . . "

I know I shouldn't care or wonder . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:49:00 AM

" I know I shouldn't care or wonder how you are, but I can't hide this hurt inside my broken heart. I'm fighting back...

To a special friend
who captured my heart
just when i lost everything
and was about to fall apart

Everytime a problem comes along,
it seems your always there.
I never would have made it,
without the friendship we share.

I miss you so much
more and more everyday
we dont even talk anymore
since this job took you away

But i will hold on
to the friendship that we have
because you are a special friend.

A Special Friend . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:37:00 AM

To a special friend who captured my heart just when i lost everything and was about to fall apart Everytime a problem comes along, it seems...

I never stopped to realize
How lonely I would be
I never thought the day would come
When you'd grow tired of me

Your voice was never sweeter
Than the day you said goodbye
You'll never know how much it hurt
Because I'm too big to cry

If I knew then what I know now
You'd still be kissing me
Instead there's someone else's lips
Where mine used to be

I say hello and wish you well
Each time I pass you by
But you'll never know how much it hurt
Because I'm too big to cry

You never looked so wonderful
As the day you walked away
I used to say, "I love you"
But that I could not say

I can't forget you darlin'
No matter how much I try
You'll never know how much it hurt
Because I'm too big to cry . . .

I'm Too Big To Cry . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:29:00 AM

I never stopped to realize How lonely I would be I never thought the day would come When you'd grow tired of me Your voice was never sw...

What would U do if every time U fell in love U had to say good-bye?

What would U do if every time U wanted someone & they would never be there?

What would U do if your best friend died tomorrow & U never got to tell him how U felt?

What would U do if U loved someone more than ever & U couldn't have him or her?

What would U do if U never got the chance to say I am friends with all of my family & they know I love them?

Some people love, & some people die. But, I want to tell U that U are a friend. If something happened to me tomorrow, U would be in my heart. Would I be in yours?

What would you . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:25:00 AM

What would U do if every time U fell in love U had to say good-bye? What would U do if every time U wanted someone & they would never be...

I miss your smile I miss your laugh,
I miss your warm and tender touch,
I miss every thing about you,
Because I love you so, so much.
You are my heart and my soul,
You are so much a part of me,
So with you up there and me down here,
It’s the hardest way to be.
We belong together,
We always have its true
So being with out you hurts so much,
Because there is no one for me but you
You probably think its silly that I am missing you already
But lying with you is where I want to be,
not lying with your teddies.
Miss You Already . . .

Missing You Already . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:24:00 AM

I miss your smile I miss your laugh, I miss your warm and tender touch, I miss every thing about you, Because I love you so, so much. You ar...

lately you havent been around as much
lately i have been missing you so much
lately everythings been going wrong
lately i feel all alone, sometimes even lost
lately i need you more then ever
lately your not even here
lately its been you and me
lately i miss 'us'
lately there are no laughs
lately time just doesn't pass
lately wait is all that i do
lately id die just to have a few peaceful minutes to talk with you
lately I would love to see your face
lately id like to feel your embrace
lately iam missing you so very much
lately its been more then the small word 'much'
lately I'am angry at everything around
lately its all frustration without any doubt
lately iam so tensed all the time,
lately its because i dont have you with me to spend time,
lately, lately.. lately. . .

Lately . . .

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:22:00 AM

lately you havent been around as much lately i have been missing you so much lately everythings been going wrong lately i feel all alone, so...

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

Scrabble... Babble....

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:18:00 AM

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rear...

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.

2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

3. Experience is like a comb that life gives U when U are bald.

4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run & midway sent him back & Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.

6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

7. Wickets are like wives - U never know which way they will turn!

8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!

10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee & the Indians are in the sea.

12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.

13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls & everything else falls!

16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

17. U cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

19. He will fight a rattlesnake & give it the first two bites too.

20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie ichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm

23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

24. U got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.

26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

27. U may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies & for the same reason.

30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa.

"He who has a 'WHY' to live, can bear with almost any 'HOW'."

Navjot Singh Sidhu Quotes

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:15:00 AM

1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. 2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's ...

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here & hoping U are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know U cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when U left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, & that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain & haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days & second time for 4 days.

The coat U wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off & put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether U are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely & drowned. We cremated him & he burned for three days.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send U some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Letter from a punjabi mother 2 her son.... (No Offence Intended)

by Devesh Prabhu on 3:21:00 AM

My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here & hoping U are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know U cannot rea...

*FISHERMAN*
*Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms & clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of the motorboat.*

*SALESMAN*
*Once in a lifetime offer, to get yourself the original, genuine article. One of the most handsome & smartest bachelors around is now looking for a wife. & you could be the lucky one he chooses! Has own house, car & successful career!*

*ECONOMIST*
*There is demand of a wife. Though supply is no problem, my requirements are high. However the Elasticity of my demands should not bear too heavy a burden upon the national interest.*

*MATHEMATICIAN*
*Wife required to complete the formula of my life. Must be numerate & understand complex algebraic logarithms. Needed to help further my family unit.*

*IT CONSULTANT*
*Well there is definite room for improvement in my life. The speed of my current flows of information & processes is slowing down & the inclusion of a wife into the programming of my life is bound to improve efficiency. Compatibility could be an issue.*

*BUSINESS MAN*
*Wife wanted for company.*

*POLITICIAN*
*I feel there is a need in this world, to improve the ways we live, to harmonize the processes of life & to build upon past differences & short comings. I believe that we the people need someone to share our lives. To feel the joys of parent hood, & bear the social responsibilities, as we should in a civilized society........(etc etc & never getting to the point)*

*CAR DEALER*
*Wanted a sturdy, reliable, low depreciating wife. Should be in excellent working condition. Should not have a third party insurance.*

*FARMER*
*Wanted a wife from good stock. Required for breading.*

*LAWYER*
*I hereby propose to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of wife after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly - a girl with evidence to support this view that she is a girl. The girl should be willing to surrender to the service & jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objections would be overruled. Apply in strictest confidence as all liabilities are null & void in the event of failure on your part of any kind whatsoever.*

*PILOT*
*Wife required to fly through life together. Only level headed applicants need apply. She must not have her heads in the clouds, but have her feet firmly on the ground. Her heart must be in it for the long haul. & she absolutely must also be aerodynamically sound!!!*

*BANKER*
*Wanted wife who takes interest in me & credits me with her service for which no service charges would be payable.*

*ACCOUNTANT*
*Required a girl endowed with mind boggling assets + a good head for figures. remember BOTH conditions need be fulfilled. Tendency towards making unnecessary expenditure will prove to be a liability in the selection process. Her very nature should be one of generating as more income in my life as possible. She will be profited from the alliance with a nice personality [ME] & this relation will be to the credit of her family.*

*SHARABI*
*Wanted a girl. Girl's father should preferably have a drinks factory. I am an occasional alcoholic who drinks only when friends come round that is only seven times a week. Girl preferred who can take me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally in a bar or send drinks for trial. Sample should be ample.*

*BUILDER*
*Wanted a wife to help build upon the foundations of my life. Must be homely & willing to build relationship from the ground up. Pillars of solid saftey & beams of understanding will be provided.*

*DOCTOR*
*I am looking for a wife to cure the emptiness i am experiencing. She must be capable of injecting happiness in my life. She should not wrangle me in the vicious circle of multiple tests. However if she feels the need for a second opinion then it's fine by me.*

*ARMY COMMANDO*
*My mission in life is to find myself the perfect wife. Successful applicants must be able to use a penknife & a compass. She who dares wins. Camouflage provided.*

*RACE CAR DRIVER*
*A model wife required to fit in with my fast track life. Must be able to keep pace.*

*ASTRONAUT*
*I'm searching for a wife to fill the black hole my life has become. Someone to share my universe. Must have looks that are out of this world.

Wife Wanted...

by Devesh Prabhu on 3:16:00 AM

*FISHERMAN* *Wife wanted, must be able to dig, clean, cook worms & clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Please send photograph of ...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long & happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon & took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'that's once'." We proceeded a little further & the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse & shot the horse dead. "I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while I was shouting, she looked at me, & quietly said, 'That's once'. "And we lived happily ever after."

Untold secrets of married life

by Devesh Prabhu on 7:41:00 AM

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful ...

01. An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong!

02. Formula 1 cars have over a kilometre of cable, linked to about 100 sensors & actuators which monitor & control many parts of the car.

03. An F1 car can go from 0 to 160kph & back to 0 in FOUR seconds!!!!!!!

04. F1 car engines last only for about 2 hours of racing mostly before blowing up on the other hand we expect our engines to last us for a decent 20yrs on an average & they quite faithfully Do.... thats the extent to which the engines r pushed to perform.

05. When an F1 driver hits the brakes on his car he experiences retardation or deceleration comparable to a regular car driving through a BRICK wall at 300kmph !!!

06. An average F1 driver looses about 4kgs of weight after just one race due to the prolonged exposure to high G forces & temperatures for little over an hour (Yeah thats right!!!)

07. At 550kg a F1 car is less than half the weight of a Mini.

08. In an F1 car the engine typically revs upto 18000 rpm, (the piston travelling up & down 300 times a second!!) wheres cars like the palio, maruti 800,indica rev only upto 6000 rpm at max. Thats 3 times slower.

09. The brake discs in an F1 car have an operating temperature of approx 1000 degees Centigrade & they attain that temp while braking before almost every turn...that is why they r not made of steel but of carbon fibre which is much more harder & resistant to wear & tear & most of all has a higher melting point.

10. If a water hose were to blow off, the complete cooling system would empty in just over a second.

11. Gear cogs or ratios are used only for one race, & are replaced regularly to prevent failure, as they are subjected to very high degrees of stress.

12. The fit in the cockpit is so tight that the steering wheel must be removed for the driver to get in or out of the car. A small latch behind the wheel releases it from the column. Levers or paddles for changing gear are located on the back of the wheel. So no gearstick! The clutch levers are also on the steering wheel, located below the gear paddles.

13. To give you an idea of just how important aerodynamic design & added downforce can be, small planes can take off at slower speeds than F1 cars travel on the track.

14. Without aerodynamic downforce, high-performance racing cars have sufficient power to produce wheel spin & loss of control at 160kph. They usually race at over 300 kph.

15. The amount of aerodynamic downforce produced by the front & rear wings & the car underbody is amazing. Once the car is travelling over 160kph, an F1 car can generate enough downforce to equal it's own weight. That means it could actually hold itself to the CEILING of a tunnel & drive UPSIDE down!

16. In a street course race like the monaco grand prix, the downforce provides enough suction to lift manhole covers. Before the race all of the manhole covers on the streets have to be welded down to prevent this from happening!

17. The refuelers used in F1 can supply 12 litres of fuel per second. This means it would take just 4 seconds to fill the tank of an average 50 litre family car. They use the same refueling rigs used on US military helicopters today.

18. TOP F1 pit crews can refuel & change tyres in around 3 seconds. & 8 sec to read above point.

19. Race car tyres don't have air in them like normal car tyres. Most racing tyres have nitrogen in the tyres because nitrogen has a more consistent pressure compared to normal air. Air typically contains varying amounts of water vapour in it, which affects its expansion & contraction as a function of temperature, making the tyre pressure unpredictable.

20. During the race the tyres lose weight! Each tyre loses about 0.5kg in weight due to wear.

21. Normal tyres last 60 000 - 100 000km. Racing tyres are designed to last 90-120km (That's Khandala & back).

22. A dry-weather F1 tyre reaches peak operating performance (best grip) when tread temperature is between 900C & 1200C. (Water boils boils at 100C remember) At top speed, F1 tyres rotate 50 times a sec.

F1 Car Racing Facts

by Devesh Prabhu on 7:37:00 AM

01. An F1 car is made up of 80,000 components, if it were assembled 99.9% correctly, it would still start the race with 80 things wrong! 02....

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, India, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, & he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, & decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Minister in Delhi, & those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes..."

Rs.50 & GOD....

by Devesh Prabhu on 7:29:00 AM

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the R...

1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience."
2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet progroms."
3. "Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year."
4. "Wholly responsible for too [2] failed financial institutions."
5. "Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave."
6. "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades."
7. "It s best for employers that I not work with people."
8. "Let s meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience."
9. "You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time."
10. "Am a perfectionist and rarely if ever forget details."
11. "I was working for my mom until she decided to move."
12. "Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments."
13. "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
14 "I am loyal to my employer at all costs... Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail."
15. "I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing."
16. "My goal is to be a meterologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."
17. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
18. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
19. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
20. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
21. "Note: Please dont misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job."
22. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
23. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I could not work under those conditions."
24. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers."
25. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
26. "References: none. I have left a path of destruction behind me."

These are taken from resumes & cover letters

by Devesh Prabhu on 7:27:00 AM

1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience." 2. "I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreasheet pr...

Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan & Hema Malini are separated right after Holi (remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said to be separated for six months, ie. from March to Sept. Within that six-month period, they celebrate Valentine's Day, which falls on Feb. 14, & karva chauth, which is usually observed in Oct. There is no way these two occasions could come between March & Sept.!

Lagaan: Lagaan was shot in the late 19th century. At that time, an over in cricket used to consist of 8 balls. But in this movie, an over has 6 balls. Maybe modern cricket learnt from the movie.

Amar Akbar Anthony: Three men donate blood at the same time to the same person.

Awwal Number: Dev Anand is an omnipotent genius former cricketer, captain, army chief, commissioner, you name it. & Aamir Khan carries a huge transistor in his pocket while batting!

Khalnayak: The police tracks the villain from an MS Word Document screen! (something that office team will be interested in).

Pyar Tho Hona Hi Tha: Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station & the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi: Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well, well, some promotion for our Jet Airways, who are yet to get the US clearances to fly to that country.

Raja Hindustani: Navneet Nishan has short hair before marriage. After tying the knot, she acquires waist-length hair overnight. What a hair-raising experience!

Raja: Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri Dixit. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can & pours it over Dilip Tahil. That's what I call an auto-refill !

Guddu: Manisha Koirala & Shah Rukh are seen hanging on a parachute during a song. But when the song ends, they land on a glider. What a switch above sea level !

Tere Mere Sapne: Priya Gill is doing her BA. But, at the bus stop, she is carrying an electrical technology thesis by B L Thareja. What an electrifying interest!

It can happen only in Indian Movies!

by Devesh Prabhu on 7:15:00 AM

Baghban: Amitabh Bachchan & Hema Malini are separated right after Holi (remember Amitabh singing Holi khele Raghubeera?). They are said...

What is lifetime validity?
Lifetime prepaid means that your cell-phone connection remains valid for life. You also get a minimal talktime, ranging from Rs 10 to Rs 100 (See: Lifetime offer). The good part is that all subsequent recharges give you full talktime. There will be no processing charges, something that is a big turn-off for prepaid customers. For instance, out of the Rs 335 an Airtel prepaid customer in Delhi pays to recharge his connection for 30 days, Rs 150 go into processing fees. Another Rs 31 go to the government as tax & he gets airtime worth only Rs 154. If he takes the lifetime validity offer, the same Rs 335 recharge will give him talktime worth Rs 302 — & that's for life. By saving on the Rs 150 processing fee, he will recover the one-time charge of Rs 990 for lifetime validity in six-seven months.

K. SRINIVAS
CEO, Airtel (Delhi)
Lifetime offer opens up new segments of the population who could not afford to go mobile earlier All this may sound great but lifetime validity is not exactly the best thing that happened to prepaid. For one, the call charges are higher than the normal prepaid rates. A local call from an Airtel prepaid connection to another Airtel number is charged at Re 1 per minute while other local calls cost Rs 2 per minute. In lifetime validity, the rate is a flat Rs 2 for all local calls. Then again, an STD call to another Airtel number is for Rs 2 a minute & around Rs 3 to other networks. But lifetime connections are charged a flat rate of Rs 3 per minute. You don't get the normal discount.

There's more bad news in store. The lifetime offer cannot be combined with any other discount scheme. This is a major drawback. Service providers offer discounted rates for a small one-time fee. By paying just Rs 25 a month, Hutch customers can get a discounted rate of 99 paise per minute to all local mobiles. By paying Rs 75 a month, all local calls & SMSs to local Hutch phones are charged 49 paise a minute while all other local calls are charged 99 paise a minute. Another plan offers STD calls at just Re 1 a minute for a monthly charge of Rs 25. But lifetime validity customers cannot avail of these offers.

MAHESH UPPAL
Telecom consultan
Locking yourself into a scheme may not work if call charges come down in future, which is likely. There are regulatory glitches as well. The licences given to cell-phone companies for operating mobile services in different circles themselves are valid for 20 years. The Telecom & Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI) is looking into the feasibility of such lifetime offers considering that the validity of the service provider itself is limited. A TRAI official points out that the fine print says that the offer is valid till the licence is valid. "We need to know whether the scheme will be carried forward when the licenses are renewed & what exactly is the definition of lifetime validity when the companies themselves have a licence for a limited period," he says. TRAI will soon issue guidelines in this regard.

Who is it for?

Lifetime offer
Who is giving it: Hutch, Airtel, Idea, Reliance, Tata Indicom, MTNL & BSNL
Price: Rs 990-999
Talktime: Rs 25-100
Call rates: Rs 2 for local calls & Rs 3 for STD. No discounted rate for calls to same network.
Major draw: Validity for life & full talktime on all future recharges.
The catch: Can't combine this offer with other concessional offers. Call charges are higher than normal prepaid rates.
The target segment: Low-usage customers, like electricians, plumbers, carpenters, petty shopkeepers, delivery boys, salespersons, maidservants, milkmen, school students, etc.

Different plans suit different individuals depending on their usage pattern & budgets. For instance, there is a plan under which an SMS costs just 10 paise. Another offers very low call charges at night for people who love yakking after hours. The lifetime validity offer is suitable for low-usage customers-people who receive calls but rarely make any. Like your driver. Or the plumber, electrician or carpenter. Or even a school-going child. It is also useful for small businessmen who want to keep in touch with their employees but don't expect them to make calls. Says K. Srinivas, CEO, Airtel Delhi: "The Lifetime Prepaid opens up new segments of the population who want to go mobile but could not afford it earlier."

However, if you use your cell phone intensively, you are better off without a lifetime validity, never mind the full talktime on subsequent recharges. In any case, industry sources say that the processing fee may soon be done away, making recharging cheaper.

Lifetime choice
When one signs up for lifetime validity, he foregoes the option of switching over to another network. "Locking yourself into a scheme may not work for you if call charges come down in the future, which is likely to happen," says Mahesh Uppal, a Delhi-based telecom consultant. So, it is better to keep your options open instead of locking yourself into lifetime validity with just one service provider, & that too at a rate higher than the prevailing charges.

Lifetime Prepaid Plan - Detailed review

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:59:00 AM

What is lifetime validity? Lifetime prepaid means that your cell-phone connection remains valid for life. You also get a minimal talktime, ...

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum".

3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.

4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, & in the morning, be the first to point out "what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art".

6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught.

7. Run up & down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEO's voice mail.

9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream & pretend to be your boss.

10. Elevator surfing!

Reasons to stay at work all night

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:54:00 AM

1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to "chrysanthemum". 3. Around 3:20a...

ONE. Give people more than they expect & do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.

FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply & passionately. U might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile & ask, "Why do you want to know?"

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love & great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; & responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.

This hits home.......

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:49:00 AM

ONE. Give people more than they expect & do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversat...

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend.

Keep your office clean.. stay home!!!

Be quiet in the office, respect the fact that others sleep!

reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short... does not exist

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send E MAIL.

One Liners.....

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:46:00 AM

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girl friend. Keep your off...

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby
Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct
Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring
Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."
Somebody thinks a child comes with directions & a guarantee.

Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .
Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.
Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.
Somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor & delivery
Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten, or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed & one hand tied behind her back somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married
Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home
Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her
Somebody isn't a mother.

For Mothers - Somebody Said......

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:28:00 AM

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mo...

An Indian migrated to America, & moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup & drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with other
stuff.

The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became angry & went up to the Indian man. "I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.

The Indian man looked confused & answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, & listen to bullshit."

Americans!

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:25:00 AM

An Indian migrated to America, & moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was...

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands.

When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well. As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up nuts!"

And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, "Down Nuts!" & they all sat. After a home run he yelled, "Cheer nuts!" & they all broke into applause & cheers.

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer & a hot-dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.

The assistant replied, "Well.... everything was fine until some guy walked by & yelled, "PEANUTS!"

Peanuts.........

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:20:00 AM

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his...

ALWAYS GET YOUR CREDIT CARD SWIPED IN YOUR PRESENCE!

They would make duplicates of credit cards used by customers at a Juhu Hotel

TIMES NEWS NETWORK
Mumbai: The next time you decide to use your credit card on a shopping trip, think again. The Mumbai police have busted a hitech credit card fraud which they believe is the crime of the future.

Four gadget-savvy youngsters from Andheri, two of them software engineers, got together to earn a quick buck & ended up ripping off over Rs 3 lakh of citizens' money. The foursome were arrested by the Juhu police on Tuesday.

Interestingly, one of the boys was all set to leave for the United States for a job in a wellplaced computer firm.

According to the police, the mastermind of the gang is 19-year- old Leo Paul. A second-year engineering student at a Ban! dra college, Paul had read about a magnetic card-reading device which could store data once you swipe a card through it. Data from at least 12 such cards could be stored at a time. Paul realised that if credit cards were swiped though the machine, the personal data of a customer stored on it could be accessed. He then teamed with Akash Kamble, a 19-year-old Lokhandwala resident, & ordered the card-reader from USA, using the internet, since it's not available in India.

"The boys befriended a waiter at Kings International hotel at Juhu to take their plan ahead. Every time someone ate a meal in the hotel & paid by credit card, the waiter would discreetly swipe it through the magnetic card-reader, which is no more than 6-inches long & can be stored in the pocket,'' said investigating officer Ramesh Nangare.

Once the waiter was done, he would hand over the device to Paul who would download the data from the cards on to Kamble's personal computer. The duo would then feed the data into blank cards, available in the grey market. The cards were now ready to be used in shopping malls & theatres, or to withdraw money from an ATM.

Senior inspector Pradeep Shinde said that the boys forged information from more than 22 cards in this manner. The fraud came to light after officials from HSBC bank complained to the police. The cops quizzed customers whose cards had been duplicated & discovered they had all visited Hotel Kings International & paid by credit card.

Investigators then caught the waiter who led them to the four youngsters. Paul, Kamble & the two other collegians identified as Manoj Chauhan (24) & Mahesh Valani (20), have been remanded to police custody.

NEW-AGE CRIME
A portable magnetic cardreader can store data from around a dozen cards that have been swiped through it; made in China, the device was bought on the net for Rs 18,000/-. The card-reader is connected to a computer & the entire data is transferred there. The data is then stored in blank cards available in the grey market. These duplicate cards can now be used to buy a fortune & also withdraw money from ATMs. The accused used a card-reader to transfer the data on to a PC for making a duplicate credit card.

Credit card fraud - new age crime

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:16:00 AM

ALWAYS GET YOUR CREDIT CARD SWIPED IN YOUR PRESENCE! They would make duplicates of credit cards used by customers at a Juhu Hotel TIMES NEWS...

True story:

This lady has changed her habit on the hand phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit card, purse.. etc.... was stolen. 20min later when she called her hubby, telling him what happened. Husband says "I've just received your SMS asking about our Pin number. & I've replied a little while ago". When they rushed down to the bank. Bank staff told them all the money already withdrawn. The pickpocket had actually used the stolen hand phone to sms "hubby" in the contact list & got hold of the pin number. Within 20 mins he had withdrawn all the money from the bank account.

Morale of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you & the people in your contact list. Avoid using name like Home, Honey, Hubby, sweetheart, Dad, Mum etc...... & very importantly, when sensitive info is being asked thru SMS, CONFIRM by calling back.

Relationship with mobile

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:06:00 AM

True story: This lady has changed her habit on the hand phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag which contained her mobile, credit ...

Why do we need FRIENDS?

by Devesh Prabhu on 6:02:00 AM

Every minute, to and fro,
That's the way my hours go,
Bring me this, take me that,
Feed the dog, put out the cat,
Standing up I eat my toast,
Drink my coffee, thaw the roast,
Empty garbage, make the bed,
Rush to church, wash my head,
Sweep the kitchen, wax the floor,
Scrub the woodwork, clean the door,
Scour the bathtub. then myself,
Vacuum carpets, straighten shelves,
Eat a sandwich on the run,
Now my afternoon's begun.

To the soccer game I go,
When will I find time to sew?
Meet the teacher, stop a fight,
See the dentist, change a light,
Help with homework, do the wash,
Iron the clothes, put on the squash,
Shop for groceries, cash a check,
Fight the crowds, now I'm a wreck!

Dinner time it soon will be,
"What's for dinner?" Wait and see!
Dirty dishes fill the sink,
Make some popcorn and a drink,
Will they never go to bed,
Will I never get ahead?
Bring them water, get the light,
Turn off the TV, lock up the bike,
Where's my pillow, say your prayers,
Did you lock the door downstairs?

At last in bed, my spouse and I,
Too tired to talk, too weak to cry,
And in the dark I hear him say...

"WHAT DO WOMEN DO ALL DAY?"

A Women's Life...

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:43:00 AM

Every minute, to and fro, That's the way my hours go, Bring me this, take me that, Feed the dog, put out the cat, Standing up I eat my t...

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.

The class was already seated & ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk & wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist."

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up & finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an A when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: "Which chair?"

Simple Thinking

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:33:00 AM

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was alread...

A mother took her little boy to church.

While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever U have to 'pee' just tell me that U have to 'whisper'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father & during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The father looked at him & said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."

Manners in Church..:-)

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:26:00 AM

A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little...

Law 1: The good looking Gals always join the other projects.
Law 2a: Your project is always an ALL - MALE team.

COROLLARY
Law 2b : The female joining your project is always very bad looking.

Law 3: Do NOT think that you are the most frustrated person in the project; there is ALWAYS some one more frustrated than you.

Law 4: A Good looking girl joins that project which already has the maximum number of good looking girls.

Law 5: Do not make the mistake of calling any girl in your project bad looking; because if & when the new girls joins, U start repenting your previous statement, start calling the previous one good looking, your tension increases & U lose your sleep & hair.

Law 6: Bad looking girls do not come singly; they come in pairs.

Fundamental's of IT Firm...... a Lighter Side

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:23:00 AM

Law 1: The good looking Gals always join the other projects. Law 2a: Your project is always an ALL - MALE team. COROLLARY Law 2b : The ...

Aashiq Banaya Aapne
Aap Ki Kashish (Tempo 112 bpm )
4*#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 2#, 38, 28#, (hold 1), 9#, 3, 29#, 4#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 28#, 3, 4#, 38, 2#, 49#, 3, 29#, 2#, 38, 49#, 3, 28#, 7**, 1*#, 7**, 699#, 488#, 4#, 5#, 78, (hold 1), 9*#, 7**, 59#

Aashiq Banaya Aapne (Tempo 90 bpm )
18*#, 18#, 1#, 19#, 1#, 28#, 3, 29#, 18#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 18#, 1#, 19#, 1#, 48#, 29#, 1#, 78**, 199*#, 788**, 7, 1*#, 1#, 29#, 28#, 29#, 2#, 18#, 19#, 1#, 78**, 7, 1*#, 1#, 2#, 29#, 28#, 4#, 39, 28#, 19#, 1#, 78**, 7, 199*#

Dillagi Mein Jo Beet (Tempo 140 bpm )
38*, 6, (hold 6), 9, 5, 48#, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4#, 4#, 3, 3, 6, (hold 6), 9, 58, 4#, 4#, 3, 6, 6, 5, 5, 4#, 4#, (hold 3), 9, 7**, 6, 5, 68, 7, 7, 69, 78, 59, 6, 78, 19*#, 78**, 19*#, 78**, 19*#, 78**, 1*#, 7**, 6, 59

Dilnashin Dilnashin (Tempo 125 bpm )
5#, 58#, (hold 5)#, (hold 6), 7 (hold 1), *#, (hold 1)#, 7**, (hold 2), *#, (hold 2)#, 1#, (hold 1)#, (hold 7), **, 6, (hold 4)#, (hold 7), 6, 599#, 58#, 58#, (hold 5)#, (hold 6), 7, (hold 1), *#, (hold 1), #, 7**, (hold 2), *#, (hold 2), #, 1#, (hold 1) #, (hold 7), **, 6, (hold 4), #, (hold 7), 6, 599#

Mar Jawan Mit Jawan (Tempo 100 bpm)
788, 7, 79, 7, 78, 7, 79, 18*#, 7**, 69, 7, 78, 3*, (hold 1), 99#, (hold 4), 8#, 3, 18#, 499#, 38, 1#, 18#, 4#, 4, 4#, 39, 1#, 19#, (hold 2)#, (hold 3), 8, 38, 19#, 19#, 18#, 6**, 6, 79, 788, 7, 69, 78, 1*#, 19#, 79**
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Bunty Aur Babli new
Bunty Aur Babli [Key Press] Tempo = 225bpm
6#, 1*, (hold 2)#, 18, 69**#, (hold 1)9*, 68**#, 1*, (hold 2)#, 18, 69**#, (hold 1)9*, 68**#, 1*, 2#, 1, 6**#, 1*, 6**#, 5, 6#, 1*, 2#, 1, 6**#, 1*, 6**#, 5, 6#, 1*, 6**#, 5, 6#, 1*, 6**#, 1*, (hold 2)#, 18, 69**#, (hold 1)9*, 68**#, 1*, (hold 2)#, 18, 69**#, (hold 1)9*

Chup Chup Ke [Key Press] Tempo = 225bpm
(hold 5)#, (hold 5)#, 6#, (hold 4)#, (hold 4)#, 5#,(hold 5)#, (hold 5)#, 6#, 68#, 19*#, 18, 69**#, 5#,(hold 5)#, (hold 5)#, 6#, (hold 4)#, (hold 4)#, 5#,(hold 5)#, 0,(hold 5)#, (hold 5)#, 6#, (hold 4)#, (hold 4)#, 5#,(hold 5)#, (hold 5)#, 6#, 68#, 19*#, 18, 69**#, 5#,(hold 5)#,(hold 5)#, 6#, (hold 4)#, (hold 4)#, 5#, (hold 5)#

Dhadak Dhadak [Key Press] Tempo = 225bpm
18*#, 19#, 18#, 199#, 188#, 19#, 18#, 199#, 788**, 79, 18*#, 29#, 1#, 29#, 38, 28#, 1#, 1#, 19#, 18#, 199#, 188#, 19#, 18#, 199#, 788**, 79, 18*#, 29#, 1#, 19#, 78**, 1*#, 18#, 19#, 18#, 199#, 188#, 19#, 18#, 199#, 788**, 79, 18*#, 29#, 1#, 29#

Kajra Re [Key Press] Tempo = 180bpm
18*, 1, 1, 6**, 699, 688, 6, 5, 6, 5, (hold 6)9, 58, 4, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 69, 58, 4,
499, 188*, 1, 1, 6**, 699, 688, 6, 5, 6, 5, (hold 6)9, 58, 4, 4, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 69, 58, 4, 499

Nach Baliye [Key Press] Tempo = 225bpm
7, 7, 1*, 3, (hold 3)9, 48#, 4#, 5, 4#, 2, 2, 3, 39, 78**, 7, 1*, 3, (hold 3)9, 48#,
4#, 5, 4#, 2, 2, 3, 39, 78**, 7, 1*, 4#, (hold 4)9#, 48#, 4#, 5, 4#, 3, 3, 4#, 49#, 78**, 7, 1*, 3, 39
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Hindi Nokia Ringtones (Keypress).....

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:09:00 AM

Aashiq Banaya Aapne Aap Ki Kashish (Tempo 112 bpm ) 4*#, 38, 28#, (hold 7), 9**, 1*#, 29#, 2#, 38, 28#, (hold 1), 9#, 3, 29#, 4#, 38, 28#, (...

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams". So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody", but why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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Lessons in Logic............

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:46:00 AM

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ..............................

Before Joining company:

Induction Programme:

At Work:

Problem @ work:

Increment Boss.... Please..... Give It..... In.... God's... Name...

Office Reactions.............

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:34:00 AM

Before Joining company: Induction Programme: At Work: Problem @ work: Increment Boss.... Please..... Give It..... In.... God's... Name.....

Girls & Windows
o Both have a great UI.
o Both consume large resources & do less work.
o Both crash unexpectedly.
o Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).
o Both can't work on low resource architectures (environment).
o Both are costly to maintain.
o Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
o Both's working often contradicts with their documentation.
o Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors & doubts) (& they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).
o In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked.

Boys & Linux
+ Both have an average UI.
+ Both are robust.
+ Both are highly secure.
+ Both can be easily modified to support new concepts/features.
+ Both are highly efficient.
+ Both are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources.
+ You can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by nature).
+ Both provide large support for development (work environment).
+ Both are poorly documented

Of Girls & windows, Boys & Linux

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:29:00 AM

Girls & Windows o Both have a great UI. o Both consume large resources & do less work. o Both crash unexpectedly. o Both are not eas...

1...God won't ask what kind of car you drove;
He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation.

2...God won't ask the square footage of your house,
He'll ask how many people you welcomed into your home.

3...God won't ask about the clothes you had in your closet,
He'll ask how many you helped to clothe.

4...God won't ask what your highest salary was,
He'll ask if you compromised your character to obtain it.

5...God won't ask what your job title was,
He'll ask if you performed your job to the best of your ability.

6...God won't ask how many friends you had,
He'll ask how many people to whom you were a friend.

7...God won't ask in what neighborhood you lived,
He'll ask how you treated your neighbors.

8...God won't ask about the color of your skin,
He'll ask about the content of your character.

9...God won't ask why it took you so long to seek Salvation,
He'll lovingly take you to your mansion in heaven, and not to the gates of Hell.

9 things God won't ask:

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:21:00 AM

1...God won't ask what kind of car you drove; He'll ask how many people you drove who didn't have transportation. 2...God w...

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry ... Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears !
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter " a ", but how do I get the circle around it?
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Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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Y Are Call Centre Guys Paid?

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:05:00 AM

Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program. Customer: Oh, sorry ... In...

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament

Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.

It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.

At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment.

What Temperment Are You?

My Temperament

by Devesh Prabhu on 3:50:00 AM

You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace. You are very consistent - both in emotions and ...

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?"

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: "Can't find the printer. On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it.

And another user was all confused about why the cursor always'moved in the opposite direction from the movement of the mouse. She also complained that the buttons were difficult to depress. She was very embarrassed when we asked her to rotate the mouse so the tail pointed away from her.

Customer: "Hello? I'm trying to dial in. I installed the software okay, and it dialed fine. I could hear that. Then I could hear the two computers connecting. But then the sound all stopped, so I picked up the phone to see if they were still connected, and I got the message, 'No carrier,' on my screen. What's wrong?"

This guy calls in to complain that he gets an "Access Denied" message every time he logs in. It turned out he was typing his username and password in capital letters. Tech Support: "Ok, let's try once more, but use lower case letters. Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."

Tech Support Stories...

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:58:00 AM

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just ...

One day, a young boy asked his Mom.
"Why are you crying?"
"Because I'm a woman" she told him.
"I don't understand," he said.
His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will, but that's okay."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason" was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally, he put in a call to God.

When God got back to him, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God answered, "When I made woman, I decided she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet her arms gentle nough to give comfort.

I gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times will come, even from her own children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going and take care of her family and friends, even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue, without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her badly. She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears.

I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults, and I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
For all of this hard work, I also gave her a tear to shed. It is hers to use whenever needed and is her only weakness."

"When you see her cry, tell her how much you love her and all she does for everyone. And even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good."

"She is special!"

Why Women Are Strong But Cry Easy!....

by Devesh Prabhu on 5:17:00 AM

One day, a young boy asked his Mom. "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman" she told him. "I don't unde...

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting."

"Oh..." said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead & tell your wife that I wish her luck."

The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation: "My wife's expecting."

The Officer looked surprised. "Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the week-end off."

When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed.

"Yes sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting."

"What in heaven is she expecting?" cried the Officer.

"Me." said the soldier simply.

My wife is Expecting

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:55:00 AM

A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "...

A little boy goes to his father & asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!"

You're Mom & I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom & we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy & then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, & since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared & said:

"You've Got Male"

The birds & the bees (modern version)

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:54:00 AM

A little boy goes to his father & asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will ...

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Small Talk.....

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:44:00 AM

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay i...

H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You.

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful; You Also.

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End.

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection.

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always.

N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers.

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration.

K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction

K.O.R.E.A .
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything's Great, You're Pretty Thing!

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always.

P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone... Remember Us.

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.
Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

Romantic Names of some countries.........

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:35:00 AM

H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. Frie...

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job, a flat tire made him lose an hour of work & his electric drill quit, his ancient one ton truck refused to start. As I drove him home, he sat in stony silence.

On arriving he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands. Upon opening the door he had undergone an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss.

Afterward he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do at the little tree.

"Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing's for sure, those troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and the children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home and ask God to take care of them. Then in the morning I pick them up again." Funny thing is," he smiled", when I come out in the morning to pick them up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."

Put your troubles away....

by Devesh Prabhu on 4:18:00 AM

I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job, a flat tire made him los...

Transistor (IC) Bikes...

by Devesh Prabhu on 3:58:00 AM

At the end of the day,
let me not dwell on my failures
or recount my disappointments.
Let my heart not be heavy over the day's frustrations,
the cold voices, and minor vexations.
Remind me that there's so much more to life than worry,
pain and trivial strife.

Let me not be blind to each tiny pleasure.
Remind me that each little blessing is something to treasure.
Let me hear children's laughter, the voice of a dear friend;
and let the warm memories revive me... when a long day ends.
And wrap me tight in your arms, once my worries depart;
never let me forget your love, lest I forget my heart.

Via: Ratnesh Kumar

Good Night, God...

by Devesh Prabhu on 3:57:00 AM

At the end of the day, let me not dwell on my failures or recount my disappointments. Let my heart not be heavy over the day's frustrati...

Rang De Basanti
Director: Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra
Producer: UTV
Cast: Aamir Khan. Soha Ali Khan, Waheeda Rehman, Om Puri, Kiron Kher, Madhavan, Atul Kulkarni, Kunal Kapoor, Sharman Joshi, Anupam Kher
Must See reason: It’s an Aamir Khan-starrer directed by Rakeysh Mehra, who made his directorial debut with Aks. Though the film didn’t fare well at the Box Office, Rakeysh was accredited for his effort & guts to make such a different film. However, with Aamir Khan in a new avaatar, Rang De Basanti remains one to watch out for.

Family
Director: Rajkumar Santoshi
Producer: Amitabh Bachchan, Keshu Ramsay
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Akshay Kumar, Bhoomika Chawla, Aryeman
Must See reason: After Viruddh in 2005, Amitabh Bachchan will produce Family this year. It’ll be interesting to see Amitabh play an underworld kingpin in this dramatic action-packed motion flick. New talent Aryaman will also be launched in this movie.

Munnabhai Meets Mahatma
Director: Rajkumar Hirani
Producer: Vidhu Vinod Chopra
Cast: Sanjay Dutt, Arshad Warsi, Vidya Balan, Boman Irani
Must See reason: Munnabhai Meets Mahatma is the prequel to the hugely successful Munnabhai MBBS. Directed by Rajkumar Hirani once again, this one is sure to be as hilarious.

Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna
Director: Karan Johar
Producer: Dharma Productions
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan, Abhishek Bachchan, Rani Mukherjee, Urmila Matondkar, Preity Zinta, , Arjun Rampal, Kiron Kher
Must See reason: Karan Johar returns to wield the directorial baton after five years. His last being Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham in 2001. As usual, Karan’s film includes a stellar starcast & one can only expect a stellar film from the Dharma stable.

Don
Director: Farhan Akhtar
Producer: Ritesh Sidhwani
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Priyanka Chopra, Kareena Kapoor, Isha Koppikar, Mallika Sherawat
Must See reason: For starters, it’s a remake of one of AB’s biggest hits, ‘Don’ & a Shah Rukh Khan film to boot, directed by the very talented Farhan Akhtar – of Dil Chahta Hai & Lakshya fame. It’ll be interesting to see how SRK does a Bachchan, banarasi paan & all.

Krrish
Director: Rakesh Roshan
Producer: Rakesh Roshan
Cast: Rekha, Hrithik Roshan, Priyanka Chopra, Sharat Saxena, Puneet Issar, Naseeruddin Shah, Preity Zinta (Special App)
Must See reason: Koi Mil Gaya rocked the Box Office; & Krrish is the sequel. No wonder then that children & adults alike are looking forward to it. Directed by daddy Roshan & starring son Hrithik, expectations are sky-high from Krrish.

Dhoom 2
Director: Sanjay Gadhvi
Producer: Yashraj Films
Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Aishwarya Rai, Abhishek Bachchan, Uday Chopra, Bipasha Basu, Rimi Sen
Must See reason: With its bikes, hunks, sexy ladies & rocking music, Dhoom was a hit film formula. & in the tradition of the bond capers that it’s tried to emulate, this is the sequel. Hrithik & Aishwarya’s entry & the turn of events thereof will be rocking, wethinks.

Darna Zaroori Hai
Director(s): J.D. Chakravarthi, Manish Gupta, Rohit Jugraj, Sajid Khan, Jijy Philip, Prawal Raman, Vivek Shah, Ram Gopal Varma
Producer: Ram Gopal Varma
Cast: Amitabh Bachchan, Bipasha Basu, Ritesh Deshmukh, Makrand Deshpande, Randeep Hooda, Anil Kapoor, Isha Koppikar, Arjun Rampal, Mallika Sherawat, Suniel Shetty
Must See reason: Darna Zaroori Hai is the sequel of the very popular Darna Mana Hai. It’s a film that tells several stories that come together as one at the end of it all. Ram Gopal Varma known for his horror flicks, promises this to be yet another ‘chilling’ experience.

Salaam e Ishq: A Tribute to Love
Director: Nikhil Advani
Producer: Sunil Manchanda, Mukesh Talreja
Cast: Salman Khan, Sonali Bendre, Priyanka Chopra, Anil Kapoor, Juhi Chawla, Akshaye Khanna, Ayesha Takia, John Abraham, Vidya Balan, Govinda, Sohail Khan
Must See reason: After Kal Ho Naa Ho, this is Nikhil Advani’s next venture. Besides the director, the impressive list of actors in the movie will make it a crowd-puller.

Taxi No. 9211
Director: Milan Luthria
Producer: Ramesh Sippy
Cast: John Abraham, Nana Patekar, Sameera Reddy
Must See reason: Backed by the maker of the original Sholay, Ramesh Sippy, Taxi 9211 is definitely a much awaited film. Milan Luthria, who has also directed Amitabh Bachchan, Sanjay Dutt in the most recent Deewar promises this to be a ‘never seen before’ flick.

Corporate
Director: Madhur Bhandarkar
Producer: Sahara One Motion Pictures
Cast: Bipasha Basu, Kay Kay Menon
Must See reason: After realistic films like Chandni Bar, Satta & Page 3, Madhur will release yet another realistic film – Corporate – that deals with the politics of the corporate world. With hard-hitting performers like Bipasha Basu & Kay Kay Menon, this one is touted to be yet another hard-hitting film from Madhur’s stable.

Janeman
Director: Shirish Kunder
Producer: Sajid Nadiadwala
Cast: Salman Khan, Akshay Kumar, Preity Zinta, Anupam Kher, Tom DiNardo
Must See reason: The high point of this flick is not only its protagonist – Salman Khan – but also director Shirish Kunder. This is Shirish’s directorial debut. With wife Farah Khan having scored well in her directorial venture Main Hoon Na..., hubby Shirish we guess will be putting his best foot forward & aiming for similar success at the BO.

The Namesake
Director: Mira Nair
Producer: Lydia Dean Pilcher, Mira nair, Lori Keith Douglas
Cast: Tabu, Irfan Khan, Kal Penn, Zuleikha Robinson
Must See reason: The Namesake is based on the best-selling novel of the same title authored by Jhumpa Lahiri. Directed by renowned filmmaker Mira Nair, this one will be a film to watch out for. We hear that Jhumpa Lahiri herself does a cameo in this one. Also, we’ll see Tabu on the silver screen after a very long time.

Umrao Jaan
Director: J.P. Dutta
Producer: J.P. Dutta
Cast: Aishwarya Rai, Abhishek Bachchan, Shabana Azmi, Suniel Shetty, Arshad Warsi, Divya Dutta, Kulbhushan Kharbanda, Puru Rajkumar
Must See reason: Directed by JP Dutta, this film has Aishwarya Rai in the title role. Also, as it is a re-make of the classic, it’ll be interesting to see how JP has treated the subject matter. The flick also stars talents like Abhishek Bachchan , Suniel Shetty, Arshad Warsi, Divya Dutta, Shabana Azmi...

Movies 2006 release

by Devesh Prabhu on 3:48:00 AM

Rang De Basanti Director: Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra Producer: UTV Cast: Aamir Khan. Soha Ali Khan, Waheeda Rehman, Om Puri, Kiron Kher, Mad...

Here's a story about George Dantzig - the famed mathematician whose contributions to Operations Research & systems engineering have made him immortal.

As a college student, George studied very hard & often late into the night. So late, that he overslept one morning, arriving 20 minutes late for Prof. Neyman's class. He quickly copied the two maths problems on the board, assuming they were the homework assignment. It took him several days to work through the two problems, but finally he had a breakthrough & dropped the homework on Neyman's desk the next day.

Six weeks later, on a Sunday morning, George was awakened at 8 a.m. by his excited professor. Since George was late for class, he hadn't heard the professor announce that the two unsolvable equations on the board were mathematical mind-teasers that even Einstein hadn't been able to answer. But George Dantzig, working without any thoughts of limitation, had solved not one, but two problems that had stumped mathematicians for thousands of years.

Simply put, George solved the problems because he didn't know he couldn't.

You are not limited to the life U now live. It has been accepted by U as the best U can do at this moment. Any time you're ready to go beyond the limitations currently in your life, you're capable of doing that by choosing different thoughts. All U must do is figure out how U can do it, not whether or not U can. & once U have made your mind up to do it, it's amazing how your mind begins to figure out how. A person is limited only by the thoughts that he/she chooses.

Sometimes, there is no next time, no second chance, no time out...
Sometimes, it's simply NOW or NEVER...

Its now or never…

by Devesh Prabhu on 9:03:00 AM

Here's a story about George Dantzig - the famed mathematician whose contributions to Operations Research & systems engineering have ...

Three sons left home, started careers & prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give their elderly mother for her seventieth birthday.

The first said, "I built a big house for Mom."

The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

The third smiled & said, "I've got you both beat. You know how Mom enjoys the Bible & you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in a monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter & verse & the parrot will recite it."

Soon thereafter, Mom sent out letters of thanks:

She wrote to the first son, "Milton, the house you built is not practical. I live in only one room, but I have to heat, cool, & clean the whole house."

She wrote to the second son, "Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. & the driver is so rude!"

She wrote the third son, "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious."

A mothers tale...........

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:48:00 AM

Three sons left home, started careers & prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give their eld...

Women Properties...

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:39:00 AM

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, & stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. U scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized & said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare U so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years..!!!!

Via: Ratnesh Kumar

The Impact....

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:25:00 AM

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, we...

Interesting Egyptian birth signs, source unknown, veracity of information disclaimed.

God of the Sacred Nile (February 3 to March 4)
Better known as the Crocodile god, Suchos guarded the treasures of ancient Egypt. Those born under this sign are attracted by beauty, & ancient wise men warned them not to be blinded by it. "Look beyond an attractive appearance & find the real man beneath" they warned, "Listen to your heart instead of what your eyes tell you."

God of Fertility (March 5 to April 9)
If U were born under this sign, don't expect to fall in love at first sight. Those ruled by Osiris need time for love to put down roots in their hearts, but it will grow stronger until it blossoms into a romance that will last a lifetime.

God of Truth (April 10 to May 2)
Ptah' s people are very sincere & have to be careful to avoid being hurt in romance. You'll find your Mr/Ms Right practically on your doorstep because you've known him/her for a long time. Because he's / she's a down-to-earth type who appreciates sincerity, he'll / she'll be attracted to U sooner or later, so don't be pushy when U recognise him /her.

God of Life (May 3 to June 16)
The hawk-headed god rules a fickle sign - those born under it have roving eyes & a passionate nature. Life for them is finding a series of Mr/Ms Rights, & they have no trouble doing it. For true romantic happiness, U need a very strong, steady type of man/woman who can tame your restless spirit & still give U the excitement U crave.

Goddess of True Love (June 17 to July 21)
Beautiful Nephtaphis watches over this most dreamily romantic of all signs. Her children are incredibly loyal to their lovers, & are actually capable of becoming one with them in body, mind & soul. For this reason they have to be careful to choose men/women as caring & considerate as themselves, or they will cruelly be taken advantage of.

God of Thunder & Lightning (July 22 to August 18)
Like their turbulent guardian, those born under this sign have quicksilver temperaments & have to keep their thermostats lowered if they want their love lives to heat up. U need an even-tempered, understanding type who can put up with your occasional outbursts.

Protector God (August 19 to September 21)
If U were lucky enough to be born under this sign, U can look forward to life-long romance that will never stop growing. Mr/Ms Right for U is the mystery man type who has a multi-faceted personality & will Forever be revealing new & fascinating aspects of himself/herself, Thereby continually giving U something new about himself for U to love.

Sun God (September 22 to October 15)
You'll have no trouble finding Mr/Ms Right because you're what every man/woman is looking for - tender, understanding, passionate, & intensely loyal. Men/Women will flock to you, so U can afford to be choosy. Pick the man/woman who is most deserving of the prize U are, & don't look back. Your only fault is a tendency to wonder if U made the right choices in the past, so keep your eyes peeled on the future.

Goddess of Miracles (October 16 to November 9)
Those born under the sign of this ancient Egypt's chief goddess have a magic touch. With a smile, they can captivate any man/woman who attracts them. Finding Mr/Ms Right is easy for Isis' sons/daughters - they can spot him/her a mile off & snare him/her with their great charm.

God of Light (November 10 to December 3)
Thoth's children have a hard time displaying their feelings, especially the romantic ones. When U meet Mr/Ms Right, show him how U feel - don't keep him/her guessing.

Goddess of Music & the Arts (December 4 to December 31)
Hathor' s children are in love with love. They tend to fall head over heels in love with the first man that shows any interest in them, & they stick to them like glue. Keep a level head & be sure he's really Mr/Ms Right. Your type of man/woman likes harmony, & U have to show him/her that U are the one who can provide it.

Interesting Egyptian birth signs......

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:58:00 AM

Interesting Egyptian birth signs, source unknown, veracity of information disclaimed. God of the Sacred Nile (February 3 to March 4) Better ...

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence.

Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, The number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.

He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy Now, pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there.

"A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make U smile and encourage U to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."

YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!
Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole.

Nail in the FENCE..

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:50:00 AM

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he mus...

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing................ She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was:

When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming soon: 'The Gold DustTwins'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed.......

The case was dismissed.............

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:42:00 AM

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on acc...

Republic Day...

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:29:00 AM

Do you know what the word FAMILY means?

(F)ATHER
(A)ND
(M)OTHER
(I)
(L)OVE
(Y)OU

Family?

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:27:00 AM

Do you know what the word FAMILY means? (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU

Heart Beats

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:52:00 AM

21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend...

1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you're not fighting

2.You don't have an anniversary-you just sort of "became" best friends.

3.When someone calls your girlfriend/boyfriend your "partner" it makes you think of marriage. When they call your best friend our partner, it's more like cops.

4.You never have to touch your best friend when it's hot outside, but you can still huddle close when it's freezing.

5.Your parents usually like your best friend.

6.Your best friend doesn't care if you get fat, you're ugly, or if you get a ard haircut.

7.You don't have to get jealous of "girls only" night or "guys only" night -- You're part of it!

8.You can laugh at your best friend with no consequences.

9.You can burp/fart in front of your best friend on any occasion.

10.You can plan on still having a relationship with your best friend in 20 years.

11.Never in your life will you need "space" from your best friend.

12.Your best friend won't be mad if you want some time alone, and will only ask you "what's wrong?" once.

13.Your best friend is someone you get in trouble with; your boyfriend/girlfriend is someone you get in trouble with if you get in trouble.

14.You don't have to get dressed up to go anywhere with your best friend.

15.You're allowed to have multiple best friends.

16.No one ever spreads rumors or talks about you and your best friend's relationship.

17.Borrowing any amount of money from your best friend is okay, no questions asked.

18.Your best friend will never refer to you as "the ball and chain," "the old lady/man," or "the whip."

19.No one is ever trying to fix you up on blind dates for a new best friend.

20.It doesn't matter what your "other" friends think about your best friend.

21.Your best friend is the first person you call when you get a new boy friend / girl friend, and when you break up with them.

21 Reasons

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:43:00 AM

21 Reasons Why best Friends are Better Than Boyfriend/Girlfriend... 1.You don't have to call them every day, just to let them know you...

Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

Q 2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

Q 5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!

Answers
1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it and hung it up to dry.
3. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English language, does not appear once in the long paragraph, and it is No. 5 Qn.

Good Questions..:-)

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:41:00 AM

Q1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassi...

I've learned....
That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.

I've learned....
That when you're in love, it shows.

I've learned....
That just one person saying to me, "You've made my day!" makes my day.

I've learned....
That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

I've learned....
That being kind is more important than being right.

I've learned....
That you should never say "no" to a gift from a child.

I've learned....
That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way.

I've learned....
That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.

I've learned....
That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

I've learned....
That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.

I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.

I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.

I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.

I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

I've learned....
That I wish I could have told my Dad that I love him one more time before he passed away.

I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.

I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.

I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

I'VE LEARNED

by Devesh Prabhu on 8:37:00 AM

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in ...

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