Raju, Satyam & the World of Jokes

"Raju Raju, Yes Baba,
Cheating us, No Baba,
Telling Lies, No Baba,
Open your accounts, Ha Ha Ha".
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"Raju Raju sat up on the wall,
Raju Raju had a great fall,
Balance sheet died, shareholders cried,
Raju Raju made a big fraud."
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Satyam: 'Stealing And Transferring Your All Money'.
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"Raju tumhare daant toh motiyo se chamak rahe hain?
Translation: (Raju, your teeth are sparkling like pearls)

to which Raju replies:

"Chamke kyu na? maine apni hi company ka paisa jo khaaya hai
Translation: (Why wont they sparkle, I have gobbled up my own firm's money).

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