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Buy Yourself Some Panties!

There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.

The Priest calls the girl and gives her $20 and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some panties. It's not proper to walk around without any panties on."

The girl goes home, gives the money to her mother, & asks her mother to buy panties for her. When the mother asks where the girl got the money, the girl explained what happened.

Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her panties, puts on one of her shortest dresses, & runs out to the church.

As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs. The priest then notices the lady & calls her down.

The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything, walks back to the priest very calmly.

The priest hands the lady $1 and says...


"Lady, take this money, & for God's sake, go buy yourself a razor!"

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