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Never Mess with Women

David wrote to his wife:

Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart

Your husband
David

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:

Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day & taking 02 or 03 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance. Shall I plan in the same way for the next month, Please Advise !!!

Your Sweet Heart
Martha

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