Mallu....

Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
@Kerala .

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
@Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting,folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
@To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
@To yearn menney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
@He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

What is a Malayali management graduate called?
@Yem Bee Yay.

Why did his wife divorce him?
@Because he was louwing another yuman (woman).

Who found out that?
@His andy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
@He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
@An Oto.

Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
@Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?
@Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.

Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
@They are ready to do yennything for menney.