Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend, rules........

1. U can stare at any Girl....... This is the biggest advantage........

2. U don't have 2 spend money on her.

3. U won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend ,she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, & every one loves 2 be a cool guy.

7. This can be more 2 life than just waiting for the bloody phone 2 ring.

8. U won't have 2 tolerate someone else defining, "right" & "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that U can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. U can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend & have a happier family life.

11. No wasting paper writing love letters.

12. U can have more boy friends(Friends who r Boys), as u will have more time for them.

13. U wont have 2 see boring love stories instead of action thrillers.

14. U wont have 2 tell lie 2 anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. U can have good night's sleep-no need 2 dream about her.

16. U wont have 2 fight over having a 'special'friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. U wont have drown in the pool of her tears!!!.

19. No tension.

20. U can be "urself"

21. U wont have 2 hide the telephone bills

22. No more endless waiting for ur date 2 arrive at some weird shop\place.