Drinks For The New Age

I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FOLLOWING COMBINATIONS.


Absolute Zero............Absolute vodka over frozen nitrogen.
Alexander the Grrreat....Gin, creme de cacao & sweet cream over Cornflakes.
American in Paris........Kentucky bourbon & champagne.
Black Sabbath............Kahlua and Mogen David wine.
Blind Faith..............Wood alcohol & sacramental wine.
Blood Clot...............Vodka, tomato juice & Jell-O.
Bloody Awful.............Vodka & ketchup.
Blue Moon................Corn whiskey & Aqua Velva.
Coleman Cooler...........White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs & sand.
Fuzzy Naval Base.........Peach schnapps, orange juice & ammonia.
George Bush..............George Dickel bourbon & Busch beer.
Gorbachev................Vodka with a splash of port wine.
Honeydew the Dishes......Midori & Dawn.
Marie Antoinette.........Bourbon, cake mix, & flat beer.
Martinizer...............Gin, vermouth & carbon tetrachloride.
Mary Poppins.............Vodka, tomato juice & a spoonful of sugar.
Mexican Hairless.........Tequila & Minoxidil.
Oil of Ole...............Mazola & Sangria.
Peter, Paul, and Mary....Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine & tomato juice.
Phillips' Screwdriver....Vodka, orange juice & milk of magnesia.
Port in a Storm..........Red wine & rainwater.
A Rum with a View........Bacardi & Visine.
Quack Doctor.............Cold duck & Dr. Pepper.
Scotch Tapeworm..........Dewar's & Mescal.
Sake-to-me...............Rice wine, punch & nitrous oxide.
Rum-Pole of the Bailey...Bacardi rum, Popov vodka & Bailey's Irish Cream.
Shipwreck................Cutty Sark on the rocks.
Short Wave...............Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup & pomegranate.
Sinead O'Connor..........Irish whiskey & Nair.
Skid Roe.................Muscatel & caviar.
Sour Kraut...............Schnapps & lemon juice.
Sundae Driver............Vodka, orange juice, & ice cream.
Tequila Mockingbird......Jose Cuervo & birdseed.