We all know that men are not quite as adept at fashion as women. In fact guys will pretty much wear anything, anytime, with anything. This creates the false impression that guys just "throw" any old thing on. This however is not the case. As this handy little guide points out, getting dressed is a highly complex and organized ritual for men.

MEN's Dress GuiDE

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We all know that men are not quite as adept at fashion as women. In fact guys will pretty much wear anything, anytime, with anything. This c...

Why Girls are Better than Boys - Their Perspective



Why Girls are Better than Boys - Their Perspective



  • We got off the Titanic first. 
  • We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 
  • We never ejaculate prematurely. 
  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 
  • When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blow-up doll, it's pathetic. 
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 
  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 
  • We can cry and get off speeding fines. 
  • We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. 
  • Taxis stop for us. 
  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 
  • Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?). 
  • We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 
  • We know the truth about whether size matters. 
  • New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 
  • If we have sex with someone and don't call the next day, we're not the devil. 
  • Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex. 
  • We can sleep our way to the top. 
  • Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep. 
  • It is possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 
  • No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos. 
  • It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mommy's boy. 
  • If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected. 
  • We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real. 
  • If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 
  • We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse. 
  • If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 
  • We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 
  • If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 
  • We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month. 
  • We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 
  • If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 
  • Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 
  • There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 
  • Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable. 
  • We'll never regret piercing our ears. 
  • We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.


Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well.


Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are; Who is earning almost as much as you do;

One, who has dreams and aspirations just as you have because she is as human as you are;

One, who has never entered the kitchen in her life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she was busy in studies and competing in a system that gives no special concession to girls for their culinary achievements.

One, who has lived & loved her parents & brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do for 20-25 years of her life;

One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all that, her home, people who love her, to adopt your home, your family, your ways and even your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to her predicament in her new circumstances, environment and that kitchen

One, who is expected to make the tea, first thing in the morning & cook food at the end of the day, even if she is as tired as you are, maybe more, & yet never ever expected to complain; to be a servant, a cook, a mother, a wife, even if she doesn't want to; & is learning just like you are as to what you want from her; & is clumsy & sloppy at times and knows that you won't like it if she is too demanding, or if she learns faster than you;

One, who has her own set of friends, & that includes boys & even men at her workplace too, those, who she knows from school days & yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary competition & your inherent insecurities;

Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you can, but won't, simply because you won't like it, even though you say otherwise

One, who can be late from work once in a while when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met;

One, who is doing her level best and wants to make this most important, relationship in her entire life a grand success, if you just help her some and trust her;

One, who just wants one thing from you, as you are the only one she knows in your entire house - your support, your sensitivities & most importantly - your understanding, or love, if you may call it.

Treating her with respect, caring about her well-being and happiness, showing her that she matters. It means being faithful to her, honest with her, being there for her. It means going the extra mile to show her that you're thinking about her.Treat the woman in your life with respect. It means putting her in high regard no matter who she is and where she came from, but not many guys understand this...


Please appreciate "HER"

Woman

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Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but you should marry her with these facts as well. Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you are;...