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Devesh Prabhu
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9:08:00 PM
~*~ Some Laws ~*~
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Devesh Prabhu
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9:02:00 PM
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Anthony's Law of the Wo...
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bell's Theorem :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Willoughby's Law :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Breda's Rule :
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Owen's Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Howden's Law :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers:
Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
O'Brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Bell's Theorem :
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters :
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Willoughby's Law :
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics :
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
Breda's Rule :
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
Owen's Law :
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Howden's Law :
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.
Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers:
Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
Q. How long does it take to build a lasting relationship? 6 months? 1 Year? 2 Years? 5 Years? 10 years?
A. None of the above. It takes a lifetime of commitment. It is easy, perhaps, to start a romantic relationship. What takes effort, though, is to keep improving it while at the same time, not letting it fall. You may have gone out with someone for years and may think you have them figured out. That is unwise thinking. In the first place, you can't know another person's mind that well.
In the second place, people change, situations change. You are never "done" building your relationship. To make it last a lifetime, you have to work on it a lifetime. However, work does not mean a burden. True, it takes effort to do any work, but work can be satisfying and pleasurable. Seemingly tedious work done in building a relationship can lead to a lot of long term peace of mind, happiness, and even great pleasures.
A lasting relationship that gives pleasure throughout life and lets you have peace of mind is much better for your life than short term relationship that gives only pleasure on the short term.
Q. How does one find the right person?
A. When you look for the right person, don't look for someone with all the qualities you desire. The probability of finding such a person is low, unless you commit a major part of your life to the search.
(If you do that, other aspects of your life may suffer, making you a less desirable person.) Look for someone who shows the potential of someone willing and able to build a lasting, happy relationship. Look for someone who has commitment.
If you are both the types who will and continue to work hard to make it work, the chances are that you won't have to work too hard. Plan your life around long term goals. Before you start seriously dating someone, think if they are the right person for you in the long term.
Q. Is it ok to live with someone before marriage?
A. I'm not an authority on religious ethics, so that's something you should first check with your belief structure. I will give some practical reasons why I believe that it is often not a wise idea. By living together unmarried, you build barriers between the two of you that don't disappear after marriage.
For example, you get used to separating your certain key finances that (in my opinion) a husband and wife should share. You get used to living without the special commitment to each other that is required of a marriage.
What ends up happening often is that not much changes after marriage. Now if you were a special committed couple and were already sharing all aspects of your life that a couple should (certain finances, responsibility without keeping accounts of who did how much), you are fine. However, in many cases, the life together without marriage only looks like a marriage from the outside, but isn't anything like marriage on the inside.
There is major and fundamental difference between almost married and married. Marriage is not defined by sex. Marriage is not defined by a close friendship. Marriage is not even defined by having children.
Marriage is defined by an unfailing commitment to another human being. Your spouse is the relative that you choose, not a relative by birth. You should chose well, but then you should stick with what you choose.
(This does apply to a marriage, but it may not apply to other things in life like a job. They are different things.)
A. None of the above. It takes a lifetime of commitment. It is easy, perhaps, to start a romantic relationship. What takes effort, though, is to keep improving it while at the same time, not letting it fall. You may have gone out with someone for years and may think you have them figured out. That is unwise thinking. In the first place, you can't know another person's mind that well.
In the second place, people change, situations change. You are never "done" building your relationship. To make it last a lifetime, you have to work on it a lifetime. However, work does not mean a burden. True, it takes effort to do any work, but work can be satisfying and pleasurable. Seemingly tedious work done in building a relationship can lead to a lot of long term peace of mind, happiness, and even great pleasures.
A lasting relationship that gives pleasure throughout life and lets you have peace of mind is much better for your life than short term relationship that gives only pleasure on the short term.
Q. How does one find the right person?
A. When you look for the right person, don't look for someone with all the qualities you desire. The probability of finding such a person is low, unless you commit a major part of your life to the search.
(If you do that, other aspects of your life may suffer, making you a less desirable person.) Look for someone who shows the potential of someone willing and able to build a lasting, happy relationship. Look for someone who has commitment.
If you are both the types who will and continue to work hard to make it work, the chances are that you won't have to work too hard. Plan your life around long term goals. Before you start seriously dating someone, think if they are the right person for you in the long term.
Q. Is it ok to live with someone before marriage?
A. I'm not an authority on religious ethics, so that's something you should first check with your belief structure. I will give some practical reasons why I believe that it is often not a wise idea. By living together unmarried, you build barriers between the two of you that don't disappear after marriage.
For example, you get used to separating your certain key finances that (in my opinion) a husband and wife should share. You get used to living without the special commitment to each other that is required of a marriage.
What ends up happening often is that not much changes after marriage. Now if you were a special committed couple and were already sharing all aspects of your life that a couple should (certain finances, responsibility without keeping accounts of who did how much), you are fine. However, in many cases, the life together without marriage only looks like a marriage from the outside, but isn't anything like marriage on the inside.
There is major and fundamental difference between almost married and married. Marriage is not defined by sex. Marriage is not defined by a close friendship. Marriage is not even defined by having children.
Marriage is defined by an unfailing commitment to another human being. Your spouse is the relative that you choose, not a relative by birth. You should chose well, but then you should stick with what you choose.
(This does apply to a marriage, but it may not apply to other things in life like a job. They are different things.)
Relationships, Romance, & Love....
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Devesh Prabhu
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6:13:00 PM
Q. How long does it take to build a lasting relationship? 6 months? 1 Year? 2 Years? 5 Years? 10 years? A. None of the above. It takes a li...
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• 8. Psychiatrists
• 9. Chief executives
• 10. Pediatricians, general
• 1. Cooks, fast food
• 2. Food prep and servers
• 3. Dining, cafeteria attendants
• 4. Dishwashers
• 5. Waiters and waitresses
• 6. Shampooers
• 7. Gaming dealers
• 8. Food counter attendants
• 9. Hosts and hostesses
• 10. Amusement and recreation attendents
Best Paying Jobs:
• 1. Surgeons
• 2. Anesthesiologists
• 3. Obstetricians and gynecologists
• 4. Oral and maxillofacial surgeons
• 5. Internists, general
• 6. Prosthodontists
• 7. Orthodontists
• 8. Psychiatrists
• 9. Chief executives
• 10. Pediatricians, general
~*~ America's Best/Worst Paying Jobs ~*~
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Devesh Prabhu
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6:05:00 PM
Worst Paying Jobs: • 1. Cooks, fast food • 2. Food prep and servers • 3. Dining, cafeteria attendants • 4. Dishwashers • 5. Waiters and wait...
Some Things about gals u wont ever understand.
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always b around "U".
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl U like, likes U too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed to some one else
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings... she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1.
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly.
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life.
3. Have a bad hair day.
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money, health, and leave u a total wreck.
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always b around "U".
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl U like, likes U too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed to some one else
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings... she will spot a long lost friend (I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1.
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)
10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly.
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life.
3. Have a bad hair day.
11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money, health, and leave u a total wreck.
~*~ Girly Facts ~*~
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Devesh Prabhu
on
5:53:00 PM
Some Things about gals u wont ever understand. 1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that. 2. the...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't follow my instructions carefully, your husband will surely die.
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
"Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Do not nag him.
"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
What Did the Doctor Say?
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Devesh Prabhu
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11:01:00 AM
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, ...
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