An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick.
The evangelist said.. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, & raise your left hand."
The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, & closed his eyes.
His wife saw what he did, & slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!"