If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!
Just remove the damn battery from the clock & Enjoy life!
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack your because you are a vegetarian. Think about it.
Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world!
That's called Attitude...! Keep on rocking!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did & is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank, & had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Only 20% boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive, or married to someone else!
Laziness is our biggest enemy - Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies - Mahathma Gandhi
Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di?
5:19:00 PM Posted by Devesh Prabhu