I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor & the nurse walked out & said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the new father of twins!"
The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife's room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room & announced that Mr. Smith's wife has just had triplets. Mr. Smith stood up & said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."
The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up & started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air."
The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."