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Women are Smart!!!

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, & was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die. I want you to take all my money & put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the after life with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, She would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket; his wife was sitting there in black, & her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her; she came over with the box & put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, & then rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your? husband."

The loyal wife replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him"? "You mean to Tell me you put that money in the casket with him? "I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account & wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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