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Superrr English.....

Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Lecturer Mr. Jeppiar, who owns the no 1 engineering college in TN.

The stalwart talks to his students:

# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.

There is no wind in the balloon..

The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here.}

# To a boy, angrily:

I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:

You, rotate the ground four times...

You, go and understand the tree...

You three of you stand together separately.

Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

# Sir at his best:

Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see onee of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.

So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:

Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor

Shhh.. Principal is rotating in the corridor....

You, meet me behin! d the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

This one is cool "Both of u three get out of the class."

Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...

Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....

Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences...

Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, & said, sorry I am late, because on the way my car hit 02 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:

"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003:

"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police"

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