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Husband....

This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So, he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day.

He got up to about 85mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights & siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he & his new Porsche would outrun the officer. So, the man sped up to 95mph, and then to 105mph, but the patrolman was still coming.

The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car & told the man, "It has been a long day & I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."

So, the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman & when I saw you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back." The officer looked at the man & said, "Have a nice day."

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