Cannibals.....
Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now.
You can earn good money here, & U can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So, don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
04 weeks later the boss returns & says: "You're all working very hard, & I'm very satisfied with all of you. 01 of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of U know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of U idiots ate the developer?"
01 of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For 04 weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, & project managers & no-one has noticed anything, & now U ate 1 developer & it got noticed. So, hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."
You can earn good money here, & U can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So, don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.
04 weeks later the boss returns & says: "You're all working very hard, & I'm very satisfied with all of you. 01 of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of U know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of U idiots ate the developer?"
01 of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For 04 weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, & project managers & no-one has noticed anything, & now U ate 1 developer & it got noticed. So, hereafter please don't eat a person who is working."
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