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Cell Message Mania

Some Messages I Received Through "SMS".............


Dosti Gazal Hai Gungunane ke Liye,
Dosti Nagma Hai Sunane Ke Liye.
Ye Woh Jazba Hai Jo Sabko Milta Nahi,
Kyoki Hosla Chahiye Dosti Nibhane Ke liye.....

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Rusya yaar manoun lai mar jaie asi rab nu mna k ki lena,
j yaar ne sanu takna nai roop sheshe nu vkha k ki lena,
j hosh bhulayan yaar mile te hosh ch ake ki lena.

Explanation Of Above:
roothe hue yaar ko manane ke liye mar jayen,
hamne god ko manakar Kya lena hai,
If yaar ne hamein nahi dekhna to hamme mirror ko apni beauty.

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Bedard kuch DOST ho gaye hain hamarey.
Joh hamara intezaar nahi karte.
Kabhi humse bahut baat karte the.
Ab toh YAAD bhi nahi karte.

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Aisa nahi ki aap yaad aate nahi,
khata sirf itni hai ki hum batate nahi,
dosti aap ki anmol hai hamare liye,
samajhte ho aap isliye hum jatate nahi.

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Har waqt muskurana fitrat hai hamari,
aap yuhi khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
aap ko hum yaad aayen na aayen,
aap ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari...

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Bindas sone ka,
khatte mitthe sapne dekne ka,
bole to bhoot ko nahi dekne ka aur apna muh ayine me nahi dekne ka.
Un chader odh k so jane ka!
BOLE TO GUD NITE

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Ae chand tu chamak chahe na chamak,
hamein koi bhi gam nahi,
kyun ki ye sms padhne wala bhi ek chand hai,
jiski chamak tujh se kam nahi.

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Arz kiya hai,
Bas nazron se dekh liya hota,
agar tamanna thi daraane ki.
Hum yoohi behosh ho jaate,
Kya zaroorat thi MUSKURANE ki...

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Ishq mohabat to hazaro karte hai,
gume judai se woh sabhi darte hai.
Hum to na ishq karte hai na mohabat karte hai,
bas dosto ki ek muskurahat pe marte ha

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Har taraf khamoshi ka saya hai,
zindagi mein pyar kisne paya hai,
hum yadon main jhoomte hain uski,
or zamana kehta hai dekho aaj phir peekar aaya hai.

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Hayo Rabba!
Tussi so gaye?
Inni jaldi?
Ji ek mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!
Gud nite hai ji!
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...

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Abey O
Burai ke Rasgulle
Paap ki Barfi
Bewafai ke laddoo
Farebi jalebi
Dhokhebazi ki chikki
Badmashi ke Pede
Matlab ke halve
Tu Bahut SWEET hai re!

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Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke zakham bhar gaye hote,
zindagi aap jaise doston ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote

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Aaj-dedaar,
kal-yaar,
parso-pyar,
phir-ikrar,
phir-intazaar,
phir-takrar,
phir-daraar,
saari mehnat- bekar,
aur aakhir mein- EK AUR DEVDAS AT BEER BAR.!

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Happy holi 2 u n ur family,
celebrate wid crackers n diyas....
And get drunk just like i m rite now....
Merry chistmas once again....!

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Is duniya me dost bahut kam milenge,
is duniya me gam he gam milenge,
jis mod pe duniya nazar pher legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe hum milenge.

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Catch her by her waist..
bring her 2 the house..
keep hand 2 her neck..
press ur lips to her lips and hav a..


nice drink..PEPSI.. yeh pyas hey badi.

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Close ur eyes n imagine chand ka bed..
Taaron ki chaddar..
Phoolon ka takiya aur pariyon ke sapne!
Come back to earth n sleep on ur own "khatiya".
Goodnight....

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Happiest man is 1 whose
daughters photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfrnd on Filmfare &
WIFE on



missing column of newspaper!

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B4 u speak listen
B4 u write think
B4 u spend earn
B4 u criticise wait
B4 u pray forgive
B4 u quit try



B4 u die write your properties on my NAME!!!!

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American: new born boy had no hands. We made artificial. He became boxing champ.
Indian: new born child had no head, We fitted coconut now he's reading sms.

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badal gaya hai zamana.
Nahi nahaye toh kya sharmana,
ab toh hai aapke paas readymade bahana
DO bucket paani Rozana hai bachana.......

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Dosthy phool se kya karthe ho, wo to murgha jaathe hai.
Dosthi karo tho kaanto se karo jo chubne ke baad bhi yaad aate hain.

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Door sahi majboor sahi par yaad tumhari ati hai,
tum saans wahan lete ho badbu yahan tak ati hai,
Dear aap CLOSE-UP kyun nahi karte hai?
Chota pack ab sirf 5 rupees only.

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Are o babua,
tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath mein liye 1 ghante se baitha hun.
Tanik idhar bhi dhyan daidiyo or ekad msgwa bhijwai do na...

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Hey really i've started lovin U.
I dunno how, i know its ridiculous.
But i cant control myself n i know,
in d comin days I'll start lovin other alphabets too!!

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Hai...
i saw u yesterday.
I called out to u many times.
But u never turned around to see me.
U were too busy eating that wall paper in bus stand......

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I want to meet u,
l want to talk with u,
I want to spend time with u,
I want to admire u.
BUT, can't.
This stupid gate keeper is saying "the ZOO is closed...

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